Bucky is literally about to either rehome Alpine or put himself in a straight jacket. Here’s why.
Bit Steve the hot repairman/potential lover because she got jealous
Formed an alliance with the angry raccoon to try and gang up on Steve
Peed on Steve’s side of the bed then tore up Bucky’s pillow for allowing Steve to sleep there
Knocked Steve’s coffee onto the floor
Knocked Steve’s phone into the water filled sink
Made it from the shelf then clawed her way up Steve’s back via his shirt
No ankles are safe especially Steve’s
Presented a stunned squirrel to Steve who then tried it’s very best to maim him
Batted a stinkbug into Steve’s drink who nearly drank it
That’s three shirts, ten socks, eight boxers and two shoes of Steve’s that Alpine has shredded
No one told Steve she is allowed outside so he spent half the night searching for her. (Bucky was on a work trip out of state)
Stole them hid Steve’s car keys
Buck is lucky that Steve doesn’t scare that easily and he’s convinced himself that Alpine will eventually warm up to him. Though Bucky remains skeptical.