Chapter 4
Clint Barton:
-uh. i think it depends on ur universe
-but if his kids DO still exist, i think he'd treat u like one
-no matter if ur his lover or child, HE WILL BABY YOU.
-not letting you get out of bed
-bringing you whatever you want
-but also keeping a safe distance.
-he wouldnt like abandon you though, he would be around at times
Tony Stark:
-im sorry but he really has better things to do
-he's like, needed everywhere all the time
-but he would check in on you every now and then
-and he would tell jarviss (or friday) to update him
-AND HE WOULD ASK SOMEONE ELSE IN THE TOWER/COMPOUND TO WATCH YOU
-(steve, rhodey, nat, ppl he trusts.)
Natasha Romanov:
-i think she would pick up a cooking skill at some point in her life
-so she'd make you food
-but she would keep a distance, bc she is like, a superhero. AND SHE CANT BE GETTING SICK.
-she'd secretly give you medicine, like sneak it in ur tea
-depending on how bad it is, she will offer cuddles
Sam Wilson:
-cmon.. it's SAM
-he would wear a mask around you
-and like, avoid you
-(I'm sure he's joking.. Maybe.. Who really knows at this point)
-honestly it would hurt ur feelings
-but hes a pussy when hes sick, so u cant be too mad
-someone (most likely steve) would have to step in to offer some help.
Wanda Maximoff:
-the question i have is can wanda get sick?
-anyway she would be panicked
-and get help from clint
-then she'd make you foods from her childhood
-and sing to you
-and be amazing
-like honestly wifey material
Vision:
-cannonly hes like super smart
- so he would detect that ur body temp is up
-and he would offer HORRIBLE solutions (like google ass responses)
-you'd probably have to take care of yourself most of the time
-but he would offer to carry you to bed, cook you food. (aka get someone else to)
Bucky Barnes:
-he wouldn't be scared to get sick cos duh
-so he would cuddle you
-and he would attempt horribly to cook you soup.
-(like how tf do you fail to put a can in a pot?? but we love him anyway)
-tell everyone to stay away from you
-and despite his lack of knowledge in modern day concepts, he'd force feed you medicine.
Pietro Maximoff:
-im pretty sure when pietros sick, it doesnt last long.
-so he probably doesn't know much about taking care of someone while they're sick
-BUTTTTT after pestering wanda for advice, he'd try to make you food
-key word is try. AND FAIL. horribly. like almost burn the building down.
-but in his defense, he never learned to cook.
-and the medicine thing may or may not happen
-The one thing he does succeed at is cheering you up.
Bruce Banner:
-like tony, he does have other things to do.
-BUT YOU ARE HIS TOP PRIOTY ABOVE ALL ELSE
-contrary to what the team believes, he IS NOT THAT TYPE OF DOCTOR.
-he will try his best to help you, since he cant get sick
-like uh.. make sure you take ur medicine
-and make sure u get a lot of sleep.
Scott lang:
-ask anyone and they'll say that it is the cutest thing to ever witness
-scott'll run around trying to get everything u want
-you want waffles? hes already across town getting them. You need more cough drops? SCOTT IS ON IT!!
-and he'd cuddle up to you when you finally go to sleep.
-ALSO. IDK IF I MENTIONED THISN WITH ANY OF THE OTHERS but scott will most def run a bath for u
-i think hed also end up getting sick from being around you so much.
Stephen Strange:
-yeahhh probably wont notice until u stay in ur room for too long
-his only excuse for not taking care of u is "I can't risk getting sick."
-meany weany
-after some begging on your part
-he may cuddle with you
-for like 5 minutes
Steve Rogers:
-'im like a regular lil house wife' -murray bauman
-no but seriously
-he cleans up after u
-tries to cook which usually ends up being soup
-dont tell him it tastes like tires bc he will cry himself to sleep
-not literally
-but letsz be honest, your probably gonna end up havin sex before the end of the day
-1. Steve in an apron is a godly sight
-2. he would definitely fold after the slightest bit of pleading
Peter Parker:
-when he doesnt see u at school
-hes rushing home to get idk like soup
-and bringing it to your house
-will leave after a few hours of you just sleeping on his chest
-but definitely sneaks back in once ur parents are asleep
-If every avenger lives in the compound in ur story though
-hes probably going to stay by your side the entire day
-even if your barely sick
-hes gonna be a little leech
-cant cook wont cook burned water once
-but on the other hand he'll beg natasha to do it
-and since seeing peter care about you so much is cute, she'll do it 9 time out of 10
Happy Hogan:
-im pretty sure this reletion ship would be an office romance type thing
-so if he notices you sniffling or something
-hes gonna give you a few days off
-its like his way of saying that he cares
-and at the end of the day
-hes frantically bringing you random medicines and shit u dont need