Neon actually gets bitches

Neon existed. She walked the streets. She went to a coffee shop to get a coffee for her girlfriend, Brianna. The person who gave Neon the coffees was really pretty and Neon fell in love. But she was in a commuted relationship so she couldn't cheat. This was a few years ago, she completely forgot about Iva. She recently saw Iva again, she had broken up with Brianna as Brianna didn't feel safe with Nasir breaking into Neon's house. (COMMON NEON L LMAO). Neon walked up to Iva and asked, "Haven't I seen you before." she has, but she doesnt really know how to start the convo besides that.

"No you haven't" damn. Iva forgot about her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. It's okay though, "I thought I recognzopoeidd you." Iva looked at Neon "Oh, maybe you saw me at "The Coffee Shop TM" " "Yeah maybe." Neon replied. This is so fucking awkward. "Iva, can I have your number" "ok" "what is it" "idk" "wtf do you mean you dont know" "oh you meant that number? i thought you meant all 50309589650 digits of pi." "oh mb i should of clarified. "its ok" "whats ur number" "69-420-69-420-69-420" "thanks" "no problem "wanna go on a date" "no" "oh ok" "im busy" "i didnt say the date" "its ok im busy until saturday next year" "oh"

Neon walked away. Feeling disapointed. She slide into Iva's dms like it was her slide ability in valorant. Neon dms Iva

"Hi, we talked earlier"

"Oh hi!! that wasn't me actually, that was my robot clone."

Neon was confused?  Wtf did she mean robot clone.. silly iva. Tricks are for kids.

"Iva. Do you want to go on a date?"

"Sure! Where?"

"What about.. HELL"

"Sure that works let me search up how to get to hell on my gps."

"Its not on gps i need to call a demon to PULL YOU INTO THE UNDERWORLD"

"wtf r u on about i dont wanna go on a date with your delusional ass."

"Im sorry, pls forgive"

"Okay! I'll be in hell in a few minutes."

Neon started to prepare. She needed to create a romantic dinner in hell, but theres only fucking fire and destruction everywhere wtf was she gonna do?? Its okay, she had an idea. She walked up to Satan and asked "pls no fire" "ok" It stopped being hot and it became too cold. "pls just a little fire" "ok" so, it was perfect temperature for date. (and maybe gay sex afterwards). Iva arrived. "The demon who dragged me in here was so unpleasant. He told me to shut the fuck up after I explained to him my rights and how i didnt respect being dragged.".

"Who is he bbg I'll kill him." Iva explained everything to Neon. "Oh okay thats jim." "THIS FUCKING DEMON HAS SUCH A BASIC NAME?" Iva said calmly. "yea, jims just a bit silly dont worry about it" Neon Said Sobbingly. Neon sat Iva at the Table, then Sat down Herself. "Waiter??? When will he come" "um we're in hell there is no waiter we need to make the food ourself." IVA WAS FUMING WITH RAGE. "I DONT COOK!!!.... im gonna EXPLODE." iva screamed. Iva started spinning and spinning and turned into the Queen of England. The queen of HELL. Iva was still in the real world. We can explore what is happening to her in chapter 4.

"Neon, I want to marry you." the queen said. "i left my husband for dead and now i want you to be my new wife." "NO YOUR NOT IVA NO" neon didnt want to cheet even tho it isnt because iva doesnt really know she exists. "Oh okay, thats fine ig." The queen of England spawned in bombs and nukes and tried to kill Neon, luckily for Neon, her super secret just dance abilities kicked him. She started just dancing (not dancing, JUST DANCING). She also started singing." "I WANT YOUR LOVING AND I WANT UR REVENGE YOU AND ME C-" she got hit in the head with a bomb and passed out.

She woke up, it was a nightmare. She was in a hospital! What! "omg neon! it's been 50 years since Nasir punched you 90 times in the face and put you in a coma. lol jk its been 20." "THATS STILL ALOT." she looked over and saw Iva. Iva was her doctor....