“Who wants to go first.”
The avengers had realised, they never really try bonded. And the best way to do that was apparently truth or dare cards. They had to spend a while explaining it to the people who didn’t know. The oblivious old people and Bruce. It was originally supposed to be the New York avengers but seen as captain is the so called leader, he was allowed to bring a plus one.
Natasha started, it was a simple one.
“Truth. What’s my fav fruit. Uhhhhh.. I’m gonna say raspberry’s because they’re small and practical. They aren’t all this boring right?” The red head raises an eyebrow, glancing around the room.
“Stark made them. They might get weird.”
Cling responded in the most horrified voice he could use. That earned a small “hey!” Of protest by Tony only for Natasha to yell louder.
“I PICK BRUCE-“
Bruce’s horrified look showed he didn’t think he would be picked, or recognised. He reached a shaky hand over to the cards, picking one up hesitantly.
“Please please please- okay.. truth.. it’s the starting carss, can’t be that bad..” Steve gives him a reassuring smile, of course Steve isn’t scared. He’s an old man, he doesn’t understand the dirtiness of adult games. “What’s the weirdest sex toy you have seen of you. Well uhm. There was a hulk.. thingy mabob..” Natasha giggled softly at his awkward speech. “It was.. like really huge..” he uses his hands to give a measured example.
The room brusts into laughter. Much to banners demise. “.. i pick stark..” he mumbles, hiding into his hands. “Fuck yeah, party time.” The billionaire says, quickly spinning the bottle confidently. It lands on dare. He snatches one off the top and reads it aloud. “Send a seductive message anonymously to fury. Okay I think I was probably the most accurate one to get this one, as I am the ladies man. If you would call a bald headed man with one eye and aging bones for all I know.” Tony sends the message, making sure to even read out the “wirh a winking emoji and a love heart emoji an-“ only to be interrupted by protests of let the game go on.
The game carried on for quite a bit, although the cards got worse and worse. Till one Bucky got was.. peculiar. “Tell the dirtiest secret you know about the person next to you.” He slowly turns next to him, Steve was there. “Convenient.” He smirks, Steve staring horrified at him. Bucky was a lot more scary and serious in the 2000s but that doesn’t mean he still wasn’t playful.
“This has got to be interesting.” Stark smirks, the room slowly turning towards the two. Almost as if the room gets dimmer but more colourful. “I TOO WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THE SECRETS OUR FELLOW CAPTAIN BEHOLDS!” Thor yells in a booming powerful voice, banner shushing him with a nudge and complaint.
Cap stares at Bucky, giving him the look of ‘don’t you do it. I know what you’re gonna do.’ “Steve has sensitive tit-“ “BUCKY!” The room exploded into half gasps, cackles and other suprised noises. “This game jsut got interesting.” Clint drinks his whiskey, handing Natasha another one. “Like chest?” Banner raises an eyebrow, not understanding the sexual reference.
“CAPTAIN, DO YIU INFACT ENJOY ONE OF BREAST PLAY!” Thor smiles, Steve goes even redder at how loud that was. “He’s- I- no- you!” He smacks Bucky around the head, the former soilder cackling like an idiot. He was hunched over grabbing on his stomach like he could pop a baby out any minute. Steve stormed off upstairs, he was make a fool out of.
“How do you know that Barnes?” Tony raises an eyebrow, staring at him questioningly. “Becuase we sleep together, duh. You really think I could just stare at his ass and not want to have a little touch.” The old Bucky barnes was starting to show, the one everyone thought died years ago.
“Fair point.” The whole group agrees on something, only for Steve to make a grumbling noise and sit back down. “Stop treating me like an object. Im your captain, don’t make me use a punishment.” Before Steve could even finish his sentence, he knew that came out wrong. All he got was eyebrow waggles and smirks from around the group.
“YOU EORVERYS WAHT I HAGE HKU GUYS” there he goes yelling again. Bucky starts hunching over laughing again. Then realising he sleeps next to Steve, suddenly the soidlers more serious. Running after him. “Baby- they didn’t mean it hey!”
What a great night.