Miles and Peter were two friends who got along well. Peter was an adult and Miles was a teenager. Although the age difference worried Miles' family, after a while his family got used to him and started inviting him to their home.
While Miles was swinging around the city he stopped on a rooftop and looked at the notification when he received a notification on his phone.
Peter:
"Miles, would you like to meet in an hour? I have some work so I can't come earlier."
Of course he wouldn't mind, being a Spider-Man wasn't easy and since Peter was an adult he had a lot to take care of. He gave him a quick reply.
Miles:
"Of course, no problem"
There were lots of activities to do for an hour. Just as Miles was about to put his plans into action, he heard a few gunshots. He immediately went to find out what was happening there.
When he got there he saw Peter and a man next to him. He overheard some of their conversation.
"Webs we are a great team! Just like a married couple"
"Pool please let me focus on work.."
What the hell was Pool and Webs? Were the two close enough to give each other nicknames? Miles watched some more, then slowly descended using his web.
Peter seemed to be doing something on a computer.
"You know I could be invisible and leak information quickly without all this chaos."
Miles said looking at the criminals tied to a pole with webs. The man called Pool put his katanas back in place... wait, katanas?
"Webs-pie, I didn't know you had a son"
Peter looked at Miles, then sighed and rolled his eyes at what the man called Pool said.
"I don't have a son Pool and Spider I couldn't bring you into a job like this alone."
"I'm not a baby."
Peter was about to say something, but instead he remained silent and went back to work on the computer.
"So you can be invisible?"
The man called Pool asked, placing a hand on Miles' shoulder. The man looked threatening but wasn't acting threatening.
"Yeah, what about those.. katana?"
"Yes, I have katanas and I never introduced myself, how rude of me! I'm Deadpool or you can call me Wade Wilson."
Miles was simply surprised that Wade had revealed his identity.
"Eh.. your secret identity?"
"Oh no it's okay I'm not a superhero I'm an anti-hero"
Miles became more surprised with every new information. He saw Wade and Peter first. Secondly, he learned that they gave each other nicknames. Third, this guy didn't care about his privacy and now he learned that Peter is friends with a anti-hero!
Peter continued his work without paying attention to them.
"So, are you a nerd like him?"
"What?"
"I guess you're all nerds.."
Instead of saying anything, Miles continued to think: Why was Peter friends with such a person?
But Miles' spider sense disturbed him, and this must have happened to Peter too, so he looked up from the computer.
Wade was looking around blankly, well he didn't have such cool sense. Miles was about to say that the criminals tied to the pole had escaped, but Peter and Wade seemed to have noticed anyway...
"OK, so we have a new problem."
"We always had problems."
"Yes petey-pie that's what I'm talking about!"
Miles looked blankly from Wade to Peter. He sighed and asked to them.
"So what are we-"
Before Miles could finish his sentence, Wade silenced him.
"Sshh! Mommy and daddy are talking."
"Wha-"