Hulk was sitting in his Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. headquarters during the 13th of December whilst he was using his phone until suddenly he realized that today was my birthday.
"Today is Otto's birthday. Perhaps I will do something nice for him being so he happens to be my little buddy as we have a positive interaction with each other ever since I saved him from a big fight." He said to his team.
"Maybe you can throw a party for him, cousin." She-Hulk suggested.
"That is exactly what I will do." Hulk said.
"We can also get some gifts." A-Bomb added.
"& Some food. Maybe Otto would like that." Skaar proclaimed.
"I will get some cool clothes for him." Red-Hulk stated.
Hulk smiled at the suggestions his team had & soon walked out of the living room to his room so that he can dial my number.
Meanwhile, I was sitting inside of my bedroom on my bed listening to "You Want this party started" by Something For The People whilst I was relaxing barefoot & I instantly heard the 1960s intro of "The Incredible Hulk" ringtone so I answered my phone.
"Hello" I said.
"Otto, I alongside the team have a surprise for you. Would you like to come over to my headquarters to see what it is?" Hulk asks.
"Sure. I can do so. I'd love to see what you have in store for me." I replied. "I'll be there soon."
"Great. Looking forward to seeing you soon. Goodbye." He replies as he soon hangs up.
After our phone call, I got up from my bed & I walked all the way to my shower so that I can get cleaned which I did once I removed my wife beater under shirt, black durag & boxer shorts. As I was showering, I was busy whistling to the 2020 theme song of "Divorce Court" whilst I was making sure to get as clean as possible so that I would NOT smell bad. When I was done, I got out of my shower with a brown towel wrapped around me & I walked to my bathroom sink so I can brush my teeth as well as gargle my mouth for at least a couple of minutes. Once I was done doing those things, I applied some lotion all over my body & walked to my bedroom drawer, pulling out a pair of blue baggy boxer shorts & I put them on as well as applied deodorant to my underarms. I then picked up my stuffed Tiger Bruce & I said to him "Hulk has a surprise for me. I CANNOT wait to see what it is."
Bruce replies "That's beautiful, Otto. I hope that you enjoy what your favourite superhero has provided for you & I hope that you enjoy your 22nd birthday as well. Meow!"
I soon walked out of my bedroom & walked to the kitchen sink to wash my hands which I did.
Once they were cleaned, I pulled out some Strawberry Pop tarts & ate them straight from the packet as well as drank my leftover Orange Soda for my breakfast.
I then thought to myself "Perhaps I should get ready to see Hulk so that I can find out my surprise." I soon walked to my closet & pulled out an outfit which consisted of an orange button up shirt & a white short sleeved shirt with jeans. As I put them on, I also brushed my nappy Afro backwards, picked up a long hair wig & I put it on my head. I even put on my hip hop chain necklaces, a golden headband & a pair of sunglasses as well as placed my wallet inside of my pocket. I soon got ready to leave my apartment building which I did.
Back at the Agents of S.M.A.S.H. headquarters, Hulk got up from his couch & left the place so that he alongside his team can work on getting my surprise. All of them soon walked to a store in Vista Verde & whilst being there, bought some candles alongside an orange birthday cake, frozen chicken breasts, blocks of cheese, a box of macaroni noodles, barbeque sauce, eggs, breadcrumbs, flour, seasonings, a can of collard greens, jiffy cornbread mix, a bag of black eyed peas, a bag of yellow rice & other things. Red-Hulk went to an aisle & bought me some cool clothes whilst She Hulk bought some bathing products for me, A-Bomb bought some video games & Skaar also bought balloons with a card. When they left the store, they came right back to his headquarters, washed their hands & went in the kitchen to cook a meal which would consist of Barbequed Fried Chicken, Collard Greens, Cornbread, Yellow Rice, Macaroni & Cheese alongside some cornbread.
Within a couple of minutes later, they were
done cooking the food & placed them on separate plates that they wrapped with foil & placed in the fridge so that they can continue with preparing the surprise by pulling out some stocks with a feather that he put on his living room table.
Hulk soon took a break & turned on the television which was currently airing "Divorce Court with Judge Lynn Toler" on Fox & he watched at least 2 episodes of it for an hour until they ended & the 20th Television logo appeared. When the show ended, he turned to CBS & watched an episode of "The Price Is Right". An hour later, the show ended & he turned off the television to continue decorating for my birthday surprise & his team finished placing the gifts they bought for me. Unbeknownst to him, I arrived & parked my pink convertible right outside. I got out of it, locked the vehicle & was knuckle walking like a gorilla to his headquarters. When I got to the door, I opened it & noticed that the lights were off.
"Hello? Anybody in here?" I asked nervously.
Hulk & his team walked to the lights & turned them on. All of them soon yelled "Surprise!"
I had a smile on my face as we soon walked to the living room to dance to some music which he did for at least 40 minutes. When we were done, Hulk asked me to place my ankles in the stocks which he did. Once he locked my ankles in there, Hulk said in a teasing voice "Here comes the tickle monster!" & roared playfully, instantly scribbling his fingers against my ebony soles.. I even felt his team members tickling my sides, stomach, neck & belly button.
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!" I laughed.
"Tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle!" Hulk said as he was tickling all over my feets.
I was soon screeching in laughter like a little monkey which prompted him to smirk & say in his mind "Okay. That's cute. Otto laughs like an adorable little monkey." as he was playing with my feet. Hulk then had an idea & played"this little piggy" with my toes.
I was enjoying this so much that I did NOT want Hulk, Red Hulk, A-Bomb, She-Hulk or Skaar to stop tickling me at all.
At least 100 minutes later, Hulk & his team finally stopped tickling my feet, gotten me out of the stocks & I was catching my breath. We even played a game of footsies for a while by rubbing our feet against each other's as we were laughing happily. Hulk's team on the other hand were playing a game of cards for a while. My stomach started to growl at least 45 minutes in our game & Hulk gotten up from the couch.
"I'm feeling kind of hungry. Is it okay if I can eat something please?" I asked.
"Sure. I can fix some food for you now." Hulk replied as he walked to the kitchen & placed the plates of food he made for me & himself in the microwave for at least 2 minutes. When it got ready, he pulled it out, placed it on a tray with a glass of ice & Monster Energy, walked whilst holding the food & passed it to me alongside his team.
"Thanks." I said as I soon prayed for my food & I started to eat. It tasted so good & I wondered how Hulk was able to make it.
"Do you like the food I made for you?" Hulk asks as he was eating his food.
"I sure do. I even like the way you cooked it up real good." I replied.
"I learned how to cook this food from watching YouTube." He said.
Once we were done eating, we soon gotten up & cleaned up after ourselves.
Hulk soon pulled out my cake, placed it on a table & put candles in it. He also lit them up for me & started playing "Birthday Song" by 2 Chainz on his phone. When the song ended, I soon blew the candles out. The team clapped for me.
"I congratulate you on 22 years. Happy birthday, Otto." Hulk said.
"Thanks for the birthday wishes & cake, Hulk." I replied.
We alongside the team started eating some of the cake alongside some Vanilla Ice Cream. When we got finished, I started to open up some gifts that the team had for me & I was smiling happily.
"Thanks, Y'all." I said.
"I hope you like the things we've gotten for you." She-Hulk said whilst she smiled.
"I like them very much. I even like the other things that I received." I replied.
It soon became late at nite & we gotten so tired that we wanted some sleep. The Agents Of S.M.A.S.H. went in their respective bedrooms & slept on their beds. I on the other hand went in Hulk's bedroom with him & the 2 of us slept together whilst we were cuddling together.
As I was sleeping, I had a big smile on my face knowing that this was the best birthday I ever had.
The End