One day, I was sitting inside of my apartment silk-pressing my hair whilst watching "One In A Million" on BET & I was even wearing a wife beater shirt with a blue pair of shorts & I was barefoot. I suddenly heard a ringtone of the theme song from "The Incredible Hulk (1960s cartoon)" going off on my phone. I then turned off my flat iron.
I picked up my phone & answered it.
"Hello," I said.
"Otto, I was wondering if you would like to hang out today considering that I do NOT hafta fight any enemies with my team." Hulk replied over the phone.
"I'd like to hang out with you today." I replied with a smile. "I'll make sure that I get myself together before you arrive."
"Good. I'll be there within a couple of minutes." Hulk says.
After our phonecall, we both hung up & as I was waiting for Hulk to arrive, I finished silk pressing my hair & "One In A Million" ended, showing the 2002 Sony Pictures Television logo. I immediately turned off the television when "Scandal" came on & I started to pack an ice chest with some Italian hero subs, bags of Doritos, Snickerdoodle cookies, Monster Energy cans & even 2 Snickers bars alongside a huge bag of ice which was surprisingly lightweight. I soon washed my arms at the bathroom sink & made sure to clean myself real good so that Hulk would NOT be disgusted. Once I was done, I applied deodorant on my underarms after drying them off & I went to my closet to pull out an outfit which consisted of an orange button up shirt & a pair of blue jeans. I soon put them on after putting on a pair of white boxer shorts alongside a white short-sleeved undershirt, immediately putting on my gold hip hop chains, a pair of sunglasses & a new headband which I bought.
Hulk soon arrived to my apartment building sitting in the lobby of it & he sent a text message which read "I'm here, Otto. I'm sitting in the lobby of your apartment building waiting for you to come downstairs so that we can go out together." He was wearing a pair of black pants without a shirt on, had his messy black hairstyle & he didn't wear any shoes or socks.
As I was soon done with getting ready, I grabbed my wallet & placed it in my pocket, so that I can leave which I started to do after pulling my ice chest out of my apartment unit, closed & locked my door after turning off the lights, walked barefoot to the elevator so I can take it downstairs to the first floor where Hulk was busy waiting for me. As soon as I got off the elevator, I walked to the lobby & seen Hulk with a smile on his face.
"You ready for this outing, Otto?" He asks.
"Yes I am & I even packed some lunch for us in this ice chest for us." I replied.
Hulk soon noticed that my hair looked different as it was long & said "Your hair looks nice on you."
"Thanks for the compliment. I silk-pressed it today as I decided to wear a hairstyle which was different than either my nappy afro, braids or dreads." I replied.
We soon both walked out of my apartment & Hulk soon picked me alongside my ice chest up, jumping really high in the air whilst he held onto me as well as my ice chest & we flew all the way from my apartment building to a park. When we arrived there, Hulk landed on his feet towards the ground & I pulled out a red & white checkered picnic tarp for both of us to sit down on. I then pulled out the food which was inside of my chest & we both got ready to eat after we both sat on the tarp.
Hulk bowed his head & folded his hands together. "Lord, let us thank you for the food & this beautiful day. In Jesus' Name. Amen." He said.
"Amen" I also stated.
We both were soon eating our food & enjoyed every crumb of it.
"This food tastes so delicious. I'm glad you made this for the 2 of us." said Hulk.
"I agree with you. I figured we'd eat some lunch before we do some more things." I replied.
At least 30 minutes later, we finished eating our food & drank our cans of Monster Energy, immediately throwing out trash away so that we can go on with our outing.
The first thing we did after we ate was walk barefoot & we were both giggling at the feeling of the grass tickling our toes due to it moving from the wind blowing.
As we were walking, I said "It's such a joy to go barefoot with you on a beautiful day like today, Hulk.".
Hulk soon stated "You're right about that. Being barefoot on a sunny day is absolutely cool & It's even more cooler when I can do so with you, Little Buddy."
After our walk around the park, we spotted a raised platform near a lake & we decided to sit on it, dipping our feet in the water.
"This water feels so good. I love dipping my toes in it" I stated.
"So do I." Hulk replies. "By the way, I wonder how have you been doing these days?"
"I've been doing fine. I recently got a chance to see Star Jones as the new arbitrator of "Divorce Court" & it was cool." I said.
"I remember that show, Otto. It was the first thing we watched on television when you stayed with me in my house months ago & we had so much fun that day. I have seen it sometimes & I like it." Hulk added.
"That's nice to hear you happen to like "Divorce Court" as much as I do. Perhaps we can possibly watch an episode of it whilst we dip our feet in the water." I said with a smile as I soon pulled out my phone, [making sure that it was as far away from the water] opened YouTube & searched "Divorce Court with Star Jones". I soon selected an episode of it & both of us started to watch the show, whilst I held my android 9 phone close to us to see the show.
As we were watching "Divorce Court", Hulk wrapped his arm around me, causing me to grin & none of us said a word whilst it ("Divorce Court") was on.
Within 20 minutes later, the show ended & the logos of Georgia Media & Fox First Run appeared.
"That show looks so cool even with Star Jones in it." Hulk said with a smile. "I can see why you like "Divorce Court"."
"Yep. I even believe that "Divorce Court" is better than "SpongeBob SquarePants", no disrespect if you happen to like that cartoon." I replied.
"None taken, Otto. I really am NOT into that cartoon at all." Hulk replied.
As our feet was in the water, I rubbed my toes on Hulk's feet, causing him to blush & giggle happily & he soon did the same thing to me, causing me to giggle as well.
We were busy playing footsies in the water & having big smiles on our faces whilst giggling.
10 minutes later, we got up from the raised platform near the lake & walked back to where we were sitting when we had our lunch.
"I wonder what we can do now?" I ask Hulk.
"I don't know, Otto. Maybe you can ask the tickle monster!" Hulk replied as he soon playfully growled, grabbed my ankle & started to tickle my left foot with his big green fingers whilst I Iaid on the picnic tarp stomach side down with his arms wrapped around my legs.
"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!" I giggle.
"Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Cootchie Coo!" Hulk stated as he kept tickling my small ebony soles.
I kept on laughing even when he started to tickle my toes.
As Hulk was tickling each of my toes, he said "This little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef & this little piggy had none. & This little piggy cried "Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui Oui!" All the way home."
I was laughing like a little monkey whilst he was tickling my feet & I noticed his feet were right in front of me so I started to scribble my fingers against his big green soles, prompting him to roar with laughter like a gorilla.
Me & Hulk were having so much fun tickling each other's feet whilst we laughed like monkeys for at least an hour until suddenly a middle aged woman walking her female terrier spotted us & made her dog piss my tarp.
"That's what you perverts get!" The middle aged woman stated.
Me & Hulk started to smell the urine near our blanket.
"Hulk, something stinks & it's near my tarp."I said angrily.
"I smell it too." Hulk also said angrily as he turned around to see a middle aged Caucasian lady whom was wearing her blonde hair in a ponytail, a pair of white shorts, black flip flops without socks, a pink polo shirt, a pink visor cap over her hair & a pair of sunglasses saying nice things to her dog.
"Lady, what the fuck is wrong with you allowing your dog to piss on my tarp?" I yelled angrily.
"Since you perverts were disgusting me with your sex activity, I'll do the same to you." She said in a nasty tone of voice.
"We weren't doing anything sexual, lady. We were only having some clean G-rated friendly foot tickling fun together." Hulk also said.
"I don't care what you were doing. I'm calling the cops on you." The nasty middle aged lady said as she soon pulled out her phone to call the cops on us. Before she could hit the last 1 as far as dialing "9-1-1", Hulk snatched her phone & crushed it with his right hand. He also threw the crushed phone all the way to the lake where it fell right in.
"You're gonna pay for that, you big green monster!" The nasty middle aged lady said as she pulled out her purse to try & hit Hulk with it but he kept ducking & dodging until he backhanded her out of the way & I tased her until she fell right on the ground on her back. The lady's dog ran as far away from us. It was unknown where she (the dog) went.
The lady soon was embarrassing herself by screaming like a spoiled brat & trying to cry victim when I & Hulk restrained her through holding both her arms & legs down on the ground.
As I held the Karen's arms down with my left hand, I squeezed her lips with my right fingers & yelled "Shut the fuck up, bitch! You're getting us in trouble with your fucking temper tantrum!"
Unbeknownst to us, some people at the park were recording the event on their phones & another person called the cops.
Within 10 minutes later, 4 police officers arrived at where me, Hulk & the Karen were.
"Gentlemen, get off of her & put your hands on your heads." Elliot Stabler [whom had a short brown hairstyle, a light blue dress shirt with a dark blue tie, a black suit jacket, a black pair of pants & a pair of black dress shoes] said as he pointed his gun at us & pulled out handcuffs to detain us with me shaking nervously but I remained quiet as they (the cuffs) were placed on the wrists of mine & Hulk's. Suddenly, a bystander from a couple of feet away yelled "Wait just a second, Officer. Those gentlemen did nothing wrong. I have the evidence of this on my phone." The bystander was a skinny Caucasian man with blonde spiky hair, a pair of blue flip flops without socks, a pair of white shorts, blue eyes & worn a light blue shirt. He (the bystander) soon passed Elliot Stabler the phone so that he (Elliot) can watch what really happened.
After he seen the encounter that Me & Hulk had with the Karen via the bystander's phone, Elliot took the cuffs off me & Hulk, placing them in his gun holster & passed the cellular device back to the bystander. Another officer (whom was an African American man with a short black hairstyle, a beard, a black police uniform with a police badge on it, with a pair of black dress shoes & a pair of rectangular bifocals) pulled out his handcuffs & placed it on the Karen's wrists.
"Karen, you are under arrest for attempted assault & for disturbing the peace. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can & will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney & one will be appointed to you if you cannot afford one." Elliot Stabler said as he arrested the Karen whilst walking with her & the other officers as he (Elliot) soon placed her in the back of a police paddy wagon so that she can go to jail.
"Thanks, Billy." I said to the bystander whom actually turned out to be Billy Webb.
"No problem at all, Otto." Billy replied. "I seen that you two did nothing wrong & I recorded the encounter so that you both wouldn't go to jail. How can I repay you guys?"
"Perhaps we can go to dinner together if that's okay with you." Hulk said with a smile.
"Sure I would." Said Billy as his boyfriend Darnell walked up to us. Darnell worn a white short-sleeved t shirt, grey pants, a pair of black flip flops without socks, a number one buzzcut & a pair of circular eyeglasses.
"Nells, is it okay if we can invite Otto & Hulk to dinner with us tonight?" Billy asks.
"Sure we can, sweetie." Darnell said as he soon kissed him (Billy) on the lips.
"I'm glad that none of us got arrested. It would be really fucked up if Hulk & I had to end our barefoot outing whilst sitting inside of a jail cell instead of going out to eat with Billy & Darnell," I thought in my mind as I smiled in relief & stood next to Hulk whom also smiled at the sight of Darnell & Billy kissing.
Within 30 minutes later, I grabbed my ice chest & I placed it in the trunk of Darnell's truck. Me, Hulk, Billy & Darnell got in & we drove all the way to Red Lobster to have dinner together which we did & the food we had were lobsters alongside other good foods. Billy paid for everything that we had & we soon left. We then stopped at the laundromat to wash my picnic tarp & dry it off. The 4 of us soon went to a movie theatre, purchased 4 movie tickets to see "The Batman 2022" & we watched the film whilst sitting together. During the film, I rubbed my feet on Hulk's feet, prompting him to rub his on mine whilst Darnell & Billy removed their flip flops & rubbed their feet on each other's.
At least 2-3 hours later, the movie ended & we seen the closing Warner Bros. pictures logo. We soon left the theatre & so that we can go home. We all lived happily ever after.
THE END