Steve I need to measure your pec
That should do it *checks notes while Sam is just confused on why he had his crotch area measured*
Ok now move a smidge, that’s it thank you doll *measuring Yelena’s ankles*
*putting the tape measurer from waist to crack up to his waist in the back the checking the mirror* seems right I can always adjust it
Thick thighs save lives now hold still I need to measure the length between these things *getting up close and personal with Sam*
Let’s not ask questions we don’t want the answers to *when asked why he needed to measure the circumference of Steve’s ass*
I can work with this *after measuring Steve’s chest*
*measuring Yelena’s neck height and width* and really how often does someone customize a collar for you
*measuring his own waist* looks about right
Pardon my reach *measuring Sam’s V zone*