6:20 am
“Never gonna give you up”
“Never gonna let you down”
Tony quickly slapped his alarm off and shouted, “Damnit Peter! I haven’t been Rick Rolled in years!”
Peter's giggles can be heard as he runs from Tony's door.
This is going to be the longest April first ever…
7:45
“Silly modern technology icebox why won't you open” Bucky muttered to himself before suddenly a man singing in a suit appeared on the fridge screen.
“Never gonna-“
It’s immediately cut off by Bucky punching through the fridge. “What. Was. That… STARK!!”
Peter tries to hold back a giggle from his hiding spot as Bucky storms off to find Tony.
8:00
“Peter, why are you having me check my email at 8:00 am? I barely know how this thing works” Steve asked, exhausted.
“Just please do it Mr. Captain America sir. It’s really important to me.” Peter replies with barely contained excitement.
“Call me Steve, Queens.” As Steve opens his email Peter can hardly contain his excitement and starts bouncing on his feet.
Steve opens the link in his email claiming to be from the IRS about his 70 years of overdue taxes.
Unfortunately for him and much to Peter's joy it is not about his taxes.
“Never gonna give you up”
“Never gonna let you down”
“Never gonna run around and desert you”
“Peter, why is this Rick Astley man singing at me? I thought this was for the IRS…”
Peter manages to speak through belly laughs, “I can’t believe you feel for that Mr. Captain America Steve sir. You truly are a boomer!”
“A what?”
8:30
Peter is waiting on the common room ceiling for the next vict- avenger. Unfortunately for him the next avenger to enter is Natasha.
Without even looking up she says, “If you so much as even think of playing that stupid song. I will tell J. J. J. every single secret you have ever tried to keep from the media.”
“Aw…” He drops down to the floor, “Firstly how did you know I was up there? Secondly, how do you know all my secrets? Thirdly, why can’t I prank you?”
“First and secondly, I’m a spy. I know things. Thirdly, that song is annoying and I have a record for not being Rick rolled that I intend to keep.”
“Fine…”
Peter begins to walk off but as he’s almost out of range he connects his phone to the TV and plays Rasputin.
“PETER!!”
He runs. Natasha is scary. Angry Natasha is terrifying.
11:45
Did Peter learn from his near death experience pranking Nat? No. No he did not as the person he decided to prank was Bruce Banner, aka the Hulk, aka also very scary when angry.
“Hey, Dr. Banner!” Peter shouted as he walked into the lab, “Watcha doing?”
“Working on stuff… What do you need Peter?”
“Oh nothing much…” Peter says with a barely contained giggle, “I just wanted to show you something.”
“And that something is?”
Peter pulls out his phone, “This.” He clicks a link and immediately the speakers in the lab start blaring.
“NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP”
“NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN”
“PETER!” Bruce roared as he Hulked out.
Scrambling back Peter mumbled, the song still blaring, “shoot shoot shoot. Somehow still less terrifying than angry Nat.”
“NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU”
“NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY”
Well Peter was certainly on the verge of tears…
As for the Hulk he was… laughing?
The Hulk can laugh?
“HULK LOVE PRANK! HULK LOVE THIS SONG!”
Peter's jaw drops, “Mr. Hulk?”
“HULK DANCING! SHH SPIDER!”
2:50
Clint was just moving through the vents enjoying watching the chaos that Peter was ensuring.
Little did he know he was Peter's next victim.
Especially since spiders like to build webs in air vents.
Particularly a series of webs that when looked at from certain angle give the impression of Rick Astley dancing to the hit song Never Gonna Give You Up.
“GOD DAMN IT PETER I GET PRANKED ENOUGH BY MY OWN KIDS AND NAT!!! I DONT NEED IT FROM YOU TOO!!”
4:30
How do you prank a sythnoid that’s literally connected to the internet?
You get an even more advanced AI to help you.
“F.R.I.D.A.Y.! I need your help with something!”
“Of course Underroos. What can I be of assistance with?”
“Can you access the Visions voice box?”
“Of course. What for?”
“Can you make it so every time he opens his mouth Never Gonna Give You Up starts playing?”
“Of course… Done.”
4:30
Vision was in the middle of talking to his wife when the prank took effect.
“As I was saying my love-“
“Never gonna give you up.”
“Never gonna let you down”
“Viz, darling are you alright?”
“Never gonna run around and desert you”
Wanda giggles, “Oh darling I think you’ve been the target of one of Peter’s pranks.”
“Never gonna make you cry”
“Never gonna say goodbye”
“Let me fix it, love,” Wanda said through giggles as she gently grabbed his face and used her magic.
“Thank you dearest.” Vision whispered just before leaning in and kissing her.
“EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!” Peter screamed as he ran from the room.
8:30
The god of thunder just wanted poptarts.
Any poptart would do.
The other Avengers knew not to mess with his poptarts.
So somebody was going to need to explain why every single one of his poptarts had been replaced with pictures of Rick Astley.
Who would go through the painstaking process to open, steal, replace, and reseal all his poptarts?
Someone with a death wish.
My brother.
That bastard.
“LOOOOKKKKKIIIII!!!!”
Every electrical component in a 15 foot radius went on the fritz.
Peter was curled on the floor from giggles next to a big bag of opened poptarts and a flat iron.
9:00 pm
“Mr. Prince Loki! Mr. Prince Loki! Happy you day!”
“Happy me day? What are you rambling on about- Oh.”
“It’s April fools! A day of pranks and Mischief! Which is what your the god of Mr. Prince Loki!”
“Yes, little spider, I am aware that I am the god of Mischief.”
“Anywho…” Peter slid his phone across the table towards Loki. “I need you to push that blue link on my phone…”
Loki smirked, “Oh little spider…” He pressed the link and quickly slid the phone back to Peter.
Only it wasn’t the Rick Roll Peter had been expecting.
It was the Josh Hutcherson whistle edit
“You- you knew what the link was?!?”
“Of course I knew little spider. I’m the one who invented the Rick Roll.”
Peter's eyes widened in awe.
“Did you forget? I am the god of Mischief. Pranks, tricks, vines and tumblr are all an extension of my domain.”
“YOU KNOW VINE?!?”
“Obviously my dear boy.”
Thor storms into the room. “LOKI!! Was It You who turned my poptarts into that Midgardian dancing man Richard Paul Astley?!?”
“Wouldn’t you like to know weather boy.”