Alpine’s new motto is ain’t no rest for the menace. Here’s why.
Bucky’s wallet mysteriously ended up in the sink in retaliation for Sam’s week long stay
While Bucky can’t prove it Grant ended up with a busted tooth after he fell on concrete. Rumor has it Alpine tripped him up.
Guess who stunned a damn hawk and dragged it into the house?!
At this point she’s not even killing the mice she’s just batting them in Buck’s general direction
Rounded up all of Dorito the Corgi’s tennis balls and guarded them like her life depended on depriving that dog of nice things
The goats adopted the Gandor defense strategy after she crash landed in their shed. In retaliation for her barely surviving the ordeal (she was fine) she attacked Brock as he went to change the feed.
Where did she even find that ferret and how did she win that fight?
Is that a honeybadger?! Fhsjdbsj DAMN IT ALPINE!!
How does a pet cat run fades with a Beaver and survive? Buck is asking for a friend.
If that’s a eagle Alpine is actively trying to make him a felon for violating the endangered species act
Whoever made out a check to Alpine? Thank you but now how does he go about cashing it?
These are the enduring questions we as insane cat owners ask ourselves. - Bucky… most likely.