Dynamics
• Percy is transfem bigender and uses she/he/they and a hoard of neos(including blue/blues,sea/seas and cookie/cookies ofc)and Hobie is transmasc unlabeled and dosen't care what pronouns you use as long as you switch up instead of staying consistent
• They're autistic and can't mask and have never been able to and are on the same ends of the spectrum even besides that
• They even look almost the exact same too with the only real differences-which aren't even easy to tell-is Percy's sea green eyes and Hobie's dark brown eyes and Hobie is 6'5 to Percy's 6'4.Percy's got dreads and different kinds of piercings but Hobie's wicks being a similar style dosen't help in telling them apart at all
• This,in addition to many other things,is because they're Variants of eachother the same way Gwen and Gayatri are!Percy is Earth 27 Spiderpunk and not relevant rn but Earth 137 Hobie is the son of Poseidon
• Percy is 22 and Hobie's a good deal younger and that with the rest of the Spiderband being explicitly teenagers means Spidermomdad Percy.He's close to the whole team and their mentor but Hobie met eachother first so they have a special connection and i was gonna say something about Percy being Hobie's weird ass uncle but then i remembered Hobie's a Spiderperson so i shan't risk it
• Similarly to Miles and Miles G,this bond leads to them becoming interdimensional siblings despite technically being Variants.Eldest sister and oldest younger brother typa energy
• Hobie has adultification trauma through a mix of shitty older brothers,no positive adult figures when he was little except his mom who due to complex circumstances couldn't help him as much as either of them wanted to but dissapeared when he was 12(not dead btw but he thinks she is),his deadbeat dad and the dystopian world he origins from and Percy's Canon Event was Sally dying when he was 12 too so that left him with Smelly Gabe and 7 year old Nico and 6 year old Hazel and no choice but to self-parentify for survival and protection of his younger siblings so they balance out by Percy giving Hobie special treatment and encouraging him to be vulnerable and he gets her to feel 22,not 32 by bringing her goofy and emotional side back out rather than just fake unbotheredness on both sides
• Hobie is Peter Pan,Percy is Wendy(Matching names + I do not care for Peter and Wendy as a romantic ship)and Percy is Perseo,Hobie is Perseus(iykyk)
• Hobie teaches Percy how to play guitar and hers is covered in cutesy stickers,ranging from cat themed motivational ones to video game ones and obvs the trans and dominican flags too
• Percy taught him how to surf and Hobie's surfboard is an almost black blue with whale shark designs.They have matching diy'd Spiderpunk themed swimsuits that blend in through superhero logic
• They have the same taste in music-Punk rock obvs but also heavy metal,rap,hiphop and jazz
• Hobie loves leaning onto Percy/having his arms hung over her shoulders from behind and her head tucked under his chin/holding hands with her/etc.Love is stored in the Hobie <3
• Percy learned to make jamaican food but in blue to make Hobie eat it since her latina pseudo-mom ass wouldn't stand for him staying that scrawny and half-dead looking(Nico flashbacks though).His favorite kind is it's sea food
• I am just.Keep picturing Percy giving Hobie a big sisterly smooch on his forehead and him walking around with a blue lipstick mark on it
• Hobie does the same back but his lipstick is black
• Girlypop Percy,Edgecase Hobie.Solidarity and bonding and sharing
• Speaking of which,Percy introduces Hobie to the newer aspects of punk culture as she's from the 21st century and he gets her up and close with what started it all by teaching her about it
• Earth 27 Gwen Stacy is named Lex de los Santos and is biracial afrolatina(although blasian/half chinese rather than half white),autistic and pastel punk like 65 Gwen but transmasc genderfluid and bigender instead of a trans girl.They're Percy's childhood best friend who helped him out in raising Nico and Hazel and they're also their dimension's Anomaly because they're it's Ghostspider.Perlex is officially together for a long time by Atsv and Hobie pokes fun at Percy over Lex all the time even pre actual meeting
• They love fucking with Miguel together and Percy in particular gets on his nerves since she encouraged Hobie to even more and taught him new ways to.Lyla has a whole photo album of them pissing him off and Jessica only pretends to try to stop because she also thinks it's hilarious.She hangs out with them whenever they can all find time to!!!She brought Percy into Spider Society and she reminds her of Sally :')
• Spidermutt and Mrs O'Leary have playdates
• They're pretty much unofficially mission partners and Riri hacked their Watches so they give false info to Miguel's database
• Hobie gave Percy british tea at one point because he couldn't give her alcohol since Percy's a straightedge(and chose the white people kind to fuck with her)and she chugged it on instinct like she usually does with drinks and her poor latina tastebuds started hacking at the flavor.A few days before that,Percy got Hobie a bunch of Bang energy drinks(Cotton Candy,Birthday Cake Bash and Rainbow Unicorn)and they had a competition of who could drink the most and a few hours later Hobie woke up in a dumpster while shirtless
• Bluepunk Siblings say:Avril Lavigne is overrated
• Percy teaching Hobie how do black glamrock looks like her 🤝🏿 Hobie making black mermaid things for Percy
• They play video games on Percy's emulator and computer together
• And he goes to Hobie's shows and brings stuff to help him post them
• 'When i ask my boyfriend to come cuddle with me but i forget how muscular he is' but replace 'boyfriend' and 'muscular' with 'brother' and 'boney'
• There was once a newspaper article titled 'Spiderpunk in his dilf era?!' as a ref to their closeness and Percy choked on air when Hobie asked him what a dilf is and why people are saying he is one(It's cause he is and Lex is a milf)
• Hobie calls Percy 'Sea Wees' like the kinds of sea themed dolls because doll is transfem slang and Percy calls Hobie 'Cachorro' because it's spanish for puppy and Hobie associates himself with dogs a lot