good luck
On one sunny evening, two lovely friends gathered for their yearly get together. Both friends named jamsie and kosa played the hit new (not new) game genshin iact, little did they know they where about to be transportated into their very lovely game. :)
Friend ksmsie complained to their fren heaven that isekai is bad >:( so she wrote them a fanfic about tem getting hit by a truck and get trans[oprted to their favourate game 🙂
WHbamKAZAM oh nose they got hit by truck-kun D: oh well.
Kosd and jansi woke up i n grassy field up at the morning sky, it was nomlonger evening.
“Are you alright?” said a voice, who was speaking? It wasnt the two friends? Asp! It was none other zongkong the geo man, he had s long probably not silky ahir, does he kow how to show? He homeless :( OH BUT WAIT! There was is another man beside beside the zongji it's A CHILD with his purrfict ginger (ew) hair (i hope it's not contaigous) he holds out his hand and kofs takes his hand and pulls themselves up. The ginger man holds onto them tightly to make sure they okay :) meanwhile shongli doesn't help up jamsni and waits for her to pull herself=f hup, she do. When they both get good loosk at their helpers faces they both gas in unison. GASP
“This is our favourite gae theat we meet up to play every year!” they both exclaimed. Both men looked to eachother confused
“What is this game that you play?” zhongil awked
“Oh! It's the gae of the year!” (was only popular or 2 years then fell off :/)
‘Well girlies, dinners on me tonight and i know exactly what wer gonna have ;)” the ginger said while looking at the geo man
“How did you pronounce that?” the geo man asked
“Pronounced what? ;)”
… “soooo what we have for dinner?” jambsei ask. The child looks at the geo… ;)
“What?” goo man askeds he needs to know.
“Oh you know ‘)”
“Okay” the other three say in unison before going to the habur of liueye. They go to a place f food. Yum. they order food, they eat, BUT WAIT, IT'S POISON OH NO!! D; they go snooze. Child takes the three others and brings them to someplace dank (420 blzit) they gro man wakens and looks around, he seen in corner that it sucks >:( he yawns and goes back to sleep. Next jansmei and ksjda wakens up they see…. The corner and go boooooooooooo at it. OH! THERS A SUDDEN NOISE of a metal pipe dropping it's the child, he has cme to the corner!
“Alright girlies… dinner time” he ays as he takes off his gloves and monchs on them (the people) omnomnomnomnomnomnomomomomommomonomnom. Delish… (my friend wanted me to write vore :( )
For tose vore lovesers here ye gis.
Child takes jasmine and goes gulp. He tuurns into snake and unnhing jaw? (i think that happen to snek) he opens the monchers and eats her whole\ v yummy to him. Okay the end he is sated.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT LIKE ISEKAI >:(