Oh the tiny terror is back and Bucky has officially christened her aunt Nat. The pipsqueak’s parole officer. Here’s the latest in how she managed to give him a stress ulcer. This little lady is either going to rule the world or destroy it.
Decided that in the middle of the daycare Christmas program to start singing Rules from Crayola kids Adventures. Forgot the lyrics and all of the rules she made up make Bucky seem like a mess/slut.
Ran away singing safety dance when Bucky told her to pick up the toys she just threw
For the daycare talent show she went off script and started singing the theme for Highlander the tv show (she then brandished a toy broom like a sword and whacked herself in the head with it)
During the nativity play (not even sure why the daycare did it he’s pagan) Mayday forgot her lines and started saying power rangers quotes. For reference she didn’t even have lines because she was designated as the baby Jesus.
Climbed back on the table and claimed she’s the toddler Oprah and everyone gets a goldfish.
Hummed the jaws theme to herself as she attempted to steal the staff cookies on the counter.
No one knows how she climbed onto the seven foot high bookcases
Mayday tried to fight an adult because he called her teacher a bitch he was kicked out of the daycare. And Mayday was both in trouble and simultaneously hailed as a pint sized hero
Mayday tried in vein to get elevensies from auntie Nat but on the plus side they now know she can recite the beginning of The Hobbit flawlessly
All Bucky heard was a kid running by yelling “get a towel” then his kid screaming “oh god don’t tell the teacher!” In their defense the pipe busting wasn’t their fault.
Mayday ran down the pew yelling ‘someone gave me fire’ they were supporting Nat by showing up to the silent night service
Why does Mayday eat forty pounds of fruit snacks a week?
His kid is actively trying to get CPS called on him given what she drew makes Bucky look like a stripper (he’s a tradesman)
His kid has been quoting Three Musketeers for a week because he and his twin watched it the other day while drinking. (They thought Mayday was asleep.. she was not.)
Humbled Bucky by asking if his stylist was boo-boo the fool (that one hurt kid)
Mayday lost her Dino nugget privileges after going feral at the cookout and demanding appey juice or else