Chapter 1
Spider-man @yfnspider-man
- lol
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Charlotte (Taylor’s version) @sweetnothiing
- HELLO? SOIDERMAN? HELLO? SHELOO?
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Spider-man @yfnspiderman
- hi!
JJ JAMESON @DAILYBUGLENEWS
- BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 SPIDER MAN ADMITS TO STEALING BAG! HERO OR MENACE? READ HERE!
—» Spider-man @yfnspiderman
On Tuesday October 1st I picked up a bag on the corner of 3rd street, as nobody collected it, it’s now mine.
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Spider-man @yfnspiderman
JJ you on my dick more than wade mofo Wilson :( u wound me
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Gen @genivueisgret
You tell ‘em, spidey.
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Wade :3 @spideypoolreal
Awwwwwwww come over Webs we can get sticky
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Spider-man @spiderman
OH FUCK OFF!!!!
Spider-Man @yfnspiderman
I fear I’m losing myself.
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Coleslaw lover @hotdogtail
Can we all normalise spidey love so he doesn’t kill us all
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Spider-man @yfnspiderman
Thank u coleslaw lover, u get Spider-Man points.
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Charlie @charlineisthatu
What is Spider-Man points?
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Spider-man @yfnspiderman
Great question! I don’t know! Hope this helps (in a nice way.)
Spider-Man @yfnspiderman
I hate the internet for making ‘hope this helps’ a mean thing to say :(
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Charlie @charlineisthatu
LMAO is this why you put (in a nice way)?
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Spider-man @yfnspiderman
Yes! I don’t want to offend anyone :)
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Wade :3 @spideypoolreal
You offend my heart, come and fix it :)
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Spider-man @yfnspiderman
Kill me now!