Merc with the Mouth
Imagine the most foulest, obnoxious and talkative man with a thirst for vengeance- "Hey that sounds like me!" What? "Chill out, Jack. I'll explain the story idea for you!" Um what? "Anyway, sup readers. The name's Deadpool but ladies can call me anytime! So like the idiot of a writer was explaining, in my story, I'm looking for revenge on this bitch of a doctor that experimented on me. While looking for him, I end up getting captured by these annoying ass pros that just can't handle my coolness!" That's not why they captured you
"ZIP IT, ASSHOLE! Anyway, since I'm sort of a problem child, I get sent to u.a (these plots surr are original aren't they, Jackie?) The question is how many times I can annoy the bootleg batman that is my teacher during the year? Well vote for my story or else! Peace!" Uhhh bye I guess? I hope that doesn't happen if and when I'm writing the story. Anyway see you guys. Thay was weird