note to author
So, let me get this straight. I, Wade Wilson, the Ryan Reynolds mixed with a shar-pei looking, smart mouthed, regenerating motherfucker, am not supposed to be the romantic lead in this fanfiction? A fanfiction that just came out of your ass with a messier timeline than Fox's?
This is rich.
Remember when we established that Iris and I were not a thing? That we would never be a thing? And that she'd only pegged me five times because I asked?
Yeah, let's scratch that because why the fuck do you think I asked?
I'm sorry to get a hold of the narrative like this but, fuck, let's talk about this whole Logan situation, huh? 'Logan' this, 'Logan' that. I mean, can we talk about me for a change? I killed her ex-boyfriend for her! Like, seriously, you're officially out of ideas. It's like a bad reality TV show where they keep cloning the hot guy.
And I love the hot guy, don't get me wrong, sugar tits, but this is a Deadpool & Wolverine Fanfiction, okay? Don't fucking exclude me again. I want to be involved.
My initials are DP for a reason, do not forget that.