Run, run little sheep, because Death's favorite is behind you.
Contrary to what many thought, Wade Wilson knew himself better than anyone else. He knew very well his many flaws and his few virtues. He knew that despite being considered a beautiful omega with an exquisite scent and powerful regeneration genes that made him immortal, he was more than the people around him could bear for so long.
That's why he was immensely surprised when, out of everyone, it was Logan, his partner in his most recent multiversal adventure, who began courting him until they both finally decided to join in holy matrimony and mark each other as alpha and omega, uniting and causing Logan to leave behind his previous universe, from which he was kidnapped by Wade.
(Logan still remembers Wade's bright honey eyes filled with happiness and the most beautiful laugh he had ever heard come out of those pink lips when Logan picked him up and spun him around when the omega said yes.)
But it was so easy to love Logan. He may have been known as the Worst Wolverine because of his past, but he was the best Wolverine of all in Wade Wilson's eyes. His partner in crime and in love. The one who, even without really knowing him, had been willing to give his life for Wade and his universe.
With an alpha like that, it was impossible for Wade not to fall in love with the kind of alpha male – literally – that he had in front of him. And it was a love as intense and hot as a thousand suns, the kind of love that burn and was passionate, as well as immortal.
They were together in a semi-retired life as mercenaries, killing here and there from time to time only to return to their small apartment and tear up the bed in a passionate night that left Logan's back scratched and Wade's insides full of the mutant's cum.
All just so that the next morning, and like the good housewife that he is, Wade would get up to make breakfast in a pink apron with nothing but Logan's shirt that barely covered his ass. He cleaned the house a little before finally waking Logan up, who would spank him before heading to the table, where they both ate while talking and laughing, enjoying the domesticity of their life with Mary Puppins aka Dogpool.
Wade considered themselves to be a hot and immortal happy couple, and hoped that things would continue like this, that nothing would ruin this happy ending that the world had given them after so much suffering and kicks in the balls. In fact, he hoped that things would continue this well and maybe in the future, he would be able to have his own puppies that would drive Logan crazy and add members to the already crazy family of mutants and mercenaries.
Wade longed for a family with Logan with all his might, he wanted to bring a piece of them into the world and help them grow until they became the best version of their parents and then they could both say that they had created something good.
Unfortunately, others seemed to have different plans and screwed up his retirement plans when out of nowhere, a portal opens and literally sucks Logan, his alpha and husband, away to an unknown location.
“No! No! No! Don't you dare let go of my hand, cupcake, you don't want me to stab you!” Wade's nervous, shaky laugh tried to cover up the fact that he was crying and the wind produced by the portal was blowing his tears away.
Logan wasn't sentimental, he rarely cried or showed his most vulnerable side. But it was impossible for him not to feel his heart break when he saw his precious omega crying in front of him while trying with all his might not to let go of his hand and keep him next to him.
“I'm trying, Wade!” He shouted, trying to stay next to his omega.
“Try harder! You can't just go and leave me behind!” Wade's almost hysterical voice only hurt Logan, who was really trying not to leave, using all his strength.
No matter how they fought, Logan was swallowed without further ado, leaving behind a desperate omega who fell to his knees, hyperventilating, trying to find something that smelled like his missing alpha.
“No. No. No. No.” He whispered out of his mind. “Please, no.”
His sobs were low, creating an even sadder and more painful scene, with the mercenary trying to swallow his pain of not being able to smell his alpha by his side.
“I won't leave you. I swear I will find you.” He sentenced, and he had always fulfilled each of his sentences.
If he had once gone through the multiverse to find a Logan to save his timeline, it was more than clear that he would travel through thousands more if necessary in order to find his alpha. No matter how many years it would take or how many universes he had to travel to, Wade Wilson was immortal, and he would find Logan one way or another.
And when he did, he would kill the motherfucker who thought he could mess with the Wolverine-Deadpool duo, the hottest, most ass-kicking immortal couple in history. Because if they kidnapped Logan, they clearly didn't know what a threat an angry Wade Wilson was, willing to destroy worlds if necessary to get his alpha back.
Honestly, don't they understand how far an omega will go for their alpha? Have they ignored the stories of omegas who have leveled entire cities to save their alpha? Have they ignored what he himself was capable of? Well, if many wanted to ignore that, then Wade would happily show them why he was a threat.
(Ignoring that on his travels he would meet multiple hot Logans who wanted to keep that immortal mercenary with them.
In one world, Logan was a mobster who wanted an immortal wife and one just as dangerous as he was.
In another, it was the leader of the mutants who kept the balance.
In one, he was the ruler of his world who decided that mutants would no longer be second-class citizens.
In another, he was known as Patch, and he had not forgotten the immortal omega who appeared before him.
In another, he was that Logan who no matter how many times he had stabbed that omega on that car and in that burning alley, he had survived all of them until the omega escaped.)