Kiss me
They both walked up the stairs, case side by side. Wade was rambling on about something happy that he wouldn’t have to tiptoe around Logan anymore since his mutation was 'fixed.’
Blind Al and the weirdly chiseled hot man were cuddling up on the couch when they finally got out of the secret stairs.
Wade propped up a sassy hand on his hip as he approached blind Al, “Missy, where have you been? Mama has been worried sick.”
“Shove it were the sun didn’t shine.” Blind Al replied
“You’re sounding like your daddy Logan more each day.” Wade said with a sigh.
"Wade, stop being a fucking weirdo,” Logan commented, trying to shake off the sadness and shame that filled his body just moments ago.
Wade, Wade, Wade
Logan loved the sound of Wade's name.
“Your no fun,” he pointed at Logan while looking at the weirdly handsome, chiseled dude.
“Watch out this guy, is the big bad wolf, so make sure to get some bricks." Wade said, and Logan mentally and physically growled as he grabbed onto the back of Wade's neck, forcefully directing him to the door to leave.
“Blind Al!! Anyone save me!! and PS, your telling me EVERYTHING later, granny—AHHH, not my bald head, help he-!!!" Logan slammed a rough hand onto Wade's mouth and walked outside the door to the car.
He smelled a faint sent of lust
That’s when Wade licked Logan’s hand with a disgusting moan, "Ah, what the fuck!” Logan dropped Wade and watched as he quickly ran to the Honda Odyssey.
It was funny how their moods were complete opposites right now. Wade was happy and ecstatic because Logan’s emotions would be'real’ now.
And Logan was in complete dispare barley grasping the facts at which he learned from the weird woman, plus he felt weirdly sluggish and sleepy from the machine.
“If I wasn’t so tired, I would fuck you-" (up so hard right now) Logan accidentally interrupted himself with a nasty cough while approaching the car.
“YOUUrrr going to what??” Wade said, poking his head outside the driver's room window with a hang signal that meant ‘come here.’
“No, dammit Wade, what I was going to say is ‘up so hard right now!’”
“Your WHAT is up so hard right now??” Wade shrieked, rolling the window up as he watched Logan absolutely just lose himself, pouncing through the back of the car with a growl glass everywhere.
“You said that ‘if you weren’t so tired, you would fuck me up so hard!!” Wade quickly said as Logan crawled to the front of the car like a dog.
"Yeah, no, it’s too fucking late for that bub,” he chuckled hard, all his emotions running through him: depressed, anger, guilt, and horny.
Like really fucking horny and depressed.
"Logan, that sounds like dirty talk, and if you don’t stop, I’m going to pop a massive boner." Wade said, turning around so he could scramble away, pressing his back against the steering wheel.
The scent of wades want suddenly appeared, again stronger making Logan’s nose twitch.
“I can’t smell you anymore, so who gives a shit? All I want to do right now is fight someone until I can’t feel." Logan released his claws, launching forward and sinking them deep into Wade's chest.
“Aughh!” And then Wade snickered, “BABY KNIFE!!!” As he stabbed Logan in the neck multiple times
Logan used his claws to fling Wade over his head; the second row was already down, so he fell into a sitting position in the back.
“This reminds me of a time I said, ‘I lied the Honda Odyssey fucks hard’.“
“Less talking, more fighting." Logan clawed his way to the back and Wade put his dead pool mask on while taking out his swords.
“Whatever you want, my BIG bad wolfy." Wade said with a tone that made Logan put extra force into the punch he threw at Wade's head.
Wade dodged the punch and kicked Logan in the nuts, making his knees buckle, but Wade couldn’t dodge the claws that went straight through his thighs in response.
“AA-“ Wade grunted out as he stood up with Logan’s claws still in him.
Logan used this moment to get sweet revenge, standing up and kicking Wade in the nuts at the same time Wade placed a gun to Logan’s neck and shot
“OKAY OKAY, no more cock shots!! New rule” Wade cried out, but his smile was hidden by his mask.
Logan coughed out blood for a few moments as he couldn’t respond without vocal cords. He pulled out one of his claws and stabbed it through wades throat.
“You’re the one who started the cock shots, you idiot! You can’t just make a rule because you don’t want your Jewls-." while Logan was talking wade inches forward and headbutted him.
“Fuck ow- Wade?” Logan said and laughed as he realized that Wade passed out from head-butting him.
“You stupid fuck, haha, I’m made of metal." Logan was laughing so hard that he leaned forward, causing Wade's neck to slide off his claws.
“I didn’t think that far." Wade mumbled out, secretly wiggling his thigh to slip out from Logan’s other claw.
“Well,“ he was interrupted by a knife to the head. “BABBBBBBY KNIFEEEE." Wade sang out, and in return Logan grabbed Wade's belt and pushed him down, straddling him and throwing harsh stabs to his stomach.
“This isn’t my favorite position- but for you, ow ow." Wade turned his head away as he fumbled his hand around until he grasped glass from the broken window.
Logan leaned down to threaten Wade. At the same time, Wade turned his head back with the glass piece clutched in his hand, raised high, their noses touching.
The smell and scent of Wade were everywhere, filling Logan’s nose and filling his skin and teeth with
Wade every fiber of Logan
wanted Wade
“I can’t tell right now if we are about to fuck or fight.” Wade breathed out practically against Logan’s lips.
If Logan just leaned down a little more and ripped off wades stupid mask, he would be able to taste him
Fuck, he wanted to taste Wade so bad.
“Shut up” Logan whispered out a little too softly.
And Wade leaned up his shoulders slightly, propping himself ,starting to tug his mask over his lips, and Logan was ready; he was so fucking-
The sound of wet blood and flesh squelching and wade backed up, holding the baby knife in his hand after he removed it from Logans head. “Did ya think I was going to kiss you?” Wade teased without actually realizing that’s what Logan exactly thought because he assumed Logan would never think of him like that.
And then the thought Logan made about himself around 30 minutes came back.
There was no way Wade would ever love him like that; there was no way anyone was allowed to again.
Wade just wanted to fuck Logan, that was all.
And mabye…no Logan WOULD give Wade what he wanted so Logan could pretend that he had Wade just for a moment and be satisfied enough to walk away from Wade and leave the sick love dreams of them together permanently.