Just put the damn hat on
Wade woke up later than he usually did since he didn’t have work today. Memories of yesterday are still fresh.
Wade really thought that Logan was starting to like him.
When Logan offered Wade to watch mean girls, he got so excited that Logan wanted to hang out with him. Wade didn’t even plan to think about any perverted dirty... untill
Honestly, who wouldn’t have a few naughty ideas in their mind, especially when the day before THE wolverine pinned you down and licked your neck like a lollipop?
So yeah, Wade got a little into his thoughts.
And Logan in the classic white tank top??? Who wouldn’t immediately bust a fatnut?
But unfortunately Wade had no idea all reactions Logan had to Wade flirting weren’t real.
example Logan blushed, squirmed, and avoided eye contact. Wade smiled to himself at the image.
But Wades smile quickly disappeared for the next thought.
It was all just because the Logan mutation was acting up.
Wade felt guilty and mad.
It wasn’t Logan’s fault his mutation was acting up, causing Wade to get the wrong idea.
It could have been anyone and Logan would have reacted the same.
Wade wasn’t special case in this situation.
Lazily getting up from his bed and stretching, he noted to himself that his room was getting dirty; the floor was covered in clothes.
His Deadpool outfit is in the corner of the room.
“I really need to wash that." Wade mumbled to himself, pulling on his last pair of clean underwear.
Yes, Wade slept naked.
And yes, Wade knows of the common fear of all
‘What if someone breaks in and I’m butt ass naked?’
That wasn’t Wade's problem; actually, it was on his bucket list to kill someone butt ass naked.
I mean, how funny would it be to die to some naked meatball-looking guy with a sword?
Anyway, back to his depressioning thoughts about Logan...
Logan
Logan should be asleep still, so Wade had some time to recollect himself more and do some digging around to find a mutant doctor.
Wade was now fully dressed, packing his suit in a bag just in case he needed it, which recently he hadn't.
Wade left the safe space of his room for the kitchen.
"Goodmoring,” Logan said, leaning against one of the counters with his hip.
That caught Wade off guard so much he forgot of his plans to act normal.
“Oh, ah, hiya peanut didn’t expect to see such a pretty face in the morning.”
Fuck Wade You did it again. Sure, technically it was normal for Wade to flirt with everyone; it was his copeing mechanism and sense of humor, but...
It felt different real with Logan.
Or I did.
It couldn't be anymore.
At least for now.
Wade could hold himself back until Logan wasn’t under the influence of his mutation.
Even if that might be the only chance he would get at being with Logan
Even so, Wade would never take advantage of Logan.
Logan stood straight now, advertising eye contact.
A smile filtered through Wade's face even as Wade tried hard not to; it wasn’t Logan’s real reaction, but still
It was cute.
“You don’t have work today?” Logan said
And Wade rolled his eyes. “If I had worked today, I would have been gone.”
“Then why do you look ready to go somewhere?” Logan responded, now holding eye contact with Wade.
"Oh, just going on a date; a hot lady gave me her number yesterday." Wade started turning his back to Logan to make a quick snack before he left to find a mutant doctor.
A sharp growl Wade turned around, and Logan looked shocked himself that he made that noise.
“Woah peanut, don’t get your boy panties in a twist. Im sure no one would really want a guy that looks like a walking ballsack. I’m going out to try to find a mutation doctor." Wade laughed slightly, but the jokes he made about himself felt realer each day.
Especially after Wade found out all the signs that Logan liked him back weren’t real.
“uh..” Logan started flushing his face.
"Mutation, I got it, don’t worry." Wade responded, finishing Logan’s words for him.
But a small part of Wade deep down wanted to believe that Logan got jealous.
After that, Logan left the kitchen, and Wade assumed it was out of embarrassment.
Wade ate his snack and was getting about to walk out the door when Logan showed back up.
"Oh, I thought you would have gone back to bed by now." Wade said, holding himself back from saying
‘Did you come to give your husband a kiss goodbye?’
“I’m going with you,” Logan said, and Wade took a small step forward.
"Peanut, you know if someone recognized you.
It would be very hard to explain why the Wolverine that should be dead is actually living.. especially to the x-men.” Wade ranbled to Logan, who was starting to care less each second.
Logan took a step forward, and Wade took a step back.
Confusing flooded Logan’s face, and bye even a flash of hurt.
A cough and Logan regained himself: “I don’t want to be stuck up in this house any longer, and if you find someone, I will have to leave the house to get to them.”
Wade nodded. “Right, I guess I’m just a little scared that when the X-men and everyone find out Wolverine is alive, you will leave.“
Logan snorted, “Hardly wade, I’m not your wolverine. Whoever that guy was, he was the best, and I’m the worst. Even if the x-men mistaken me for him, they would quickly find out I’m not.”
Wade shrugged Logan made a point, but...
When if everyone does find out and Logan forgets all about Wade because he finds something better?
Someone better
"Right, okay, let’s go, but you are wearing a mask at least... and a hat. Mabye a big jacket to?” Wade started looking around and pulling out things.
And shoveing them into Logan’s hands
Logan smirked, “I’ll just take the mask.”
Wade shook his head “and the hat.”
"No, the mask is fine.”
“The hat to! Do you even know how iconic your kitty ear hair style is?”
"No, and I don’t care.”
During the bickering, Wade ended up right in front of Logan and forcefully placed the hat on Logan’s head, Wade's hands still attached to the hat.
In a single moment, Logan leaned down and sniffed Wade's neck with a grumble.
“Ah! Sorry, I forgot that uh, smell makes you weird.” Wade jumped back, putting distance between them as he opened the front door.
“Yeah- … Didn't mean to uh smell you, I-“ Logan started
"No, it’s fine; you couldn’t help it." Wade said speed walking to the car.
“Yeah” Logan replied, his face most likely just as red as wades, but Wade didn’t turn around to check