i'm at 5% guys

Ocean O’connell Rosenberg added 5 people to a chat.

Ocean O’connell Rosenberg named the chat “choir.”

Ocean O’connell Rosenberg: Good morning, my fellow students. It has come to my attention that we do not have a group chat. This is extremely useful technology that we are privileged to own, we might as well use it to our advantage.

Noel Gruber: what the actual fuck

Constance Blackwood: I agree with Noel, what the fuck

Ocean O'connell Rosenberg: Constance, no. 

Constance Blackwood: Ocean that paragraph was literally so awful ❤️

Ocean O'connell Rosenberg: Why? 

Constance Blackwood: it made me ill, physically and spiritually

Mischa Bachinski: THESE NAMES ARE WHATS MAKING ME ILL MY G

Mischa Bachinski: AND YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG TO

Ocean O'connell Rosenberg: too*

Noel Gruber changed Mischa Bachinski’s name to ‘Misha Bachynskyi’

Misha: THANKS :)

Noel Gruber: :) 

Noel Gruber: thanks for nothing, OCEAN.

Noel Gruber: wait

Noel Gruber renamed Noel Gruber ‘town bicycle’

town bicycle renamed Misha ‘the real kaching’

town bicycle renamed Ocean O’connell Rosenberg 'teenage dirtbag’

town bicycle renamed Constance Blackwood ‘con my way into ur heart ❤️’

town bicycle renamed Penny Lamb ‘A melody’

town bicycle: i cant think of one for ricky 

Ricky Potts: ouch :’,’,(

the real kaching: I GOTCHU 

the real kaching renamed Ricky Potts ‘A MERE MORTAL MAN’

A MERE MORTAL MAN: i love it 👍👍

🐀 joined the chat

teenage dirtbag: Who is that? 

teenage dirtbag: And WHAT is my name?

town bicycle: ur just a teenage dirtbag baby

con my way into ur heart ❤️: I have no complaints 

a melody: why is this my name? 

town bicycle: remember your song? 

a melody: yeah?

town bicycle: you said ‘a melody floats through the air’ 

town bicycle: and then like a minute later u were flying around 🧚♀️

A MERE MORTAL MAN: that’s um creative i guess 👯♂️

the real kaching: NOEL WHY IS NAME BICYCLE 

town bicycle: bcuz thats what good girls call me 🤙 

the real kaching: BUT I AM BICYCLE NOT YOU

the real kaching renamed town bicycle ‘town GAYcycle’

town GAYcycle: that was a really creative way to come out i guess 

town GAYcycle: points for making the gay in capitals

the real kaching: I PUT EVERY THING CAPITALS YO

A MERE MORTAL MAN: no rlly

a melody: i didnt notice

teenage dirtbag: Anyways, why am I a teenage dirtbag? 

con my way into ur heart ❤️: because i’ve got two tickets to iron maiden’s final frontier tour and ur coming with me 

teenage dirtbag: wait really

con my way into ur heart ❤️: yeah

teenage dirtbag: eEEEEeeEEEEEEE

town GAYcycle: ew constance what did u do

con my way into ur heart ❤️: she likes iron maiden ❤️ 

teenage dirtbag: eewessjwkw

town GAYcycle: anyways misha wanna come over 

the real kaching: ABSOLUTELY 

the real kaching: BUT WHAT FOR

town GAYcycle: make me some food 🥺🥺

the real kaching: OKAY 👍❤️

town GAYcycle to A MERE MORTAL MAN

town GAYcycle: EXCUSE ME!?!??

town GAYcycle: he put a heatrt ekejdcndhhsn 😭😭😭

A MERE MORTAL MAN: well put a heart back!! Quick!!

choir

town GAYcycle: thanks mish ❤️

the real kaching to A MERE MORTAL MAN

the real kaching: ACK

the real kaching: TOO MUCH PASSION

the real kaching: I GET PANIC ATACK

A MERE MORTAL MAN: QUICK RAP aBOUT MONEY

the real kaching: OK 👌 

the real kaching: LESS PASSION NOW 

the real kaching: THANK YOU SPACE JESUS 

A MERE MORTAL MAN: no prob ;)

choir

A MERE MORTAL MAN: lolz

a melody: lmao

a melody: anyways can i add someone

teenage dirtbag: sure

a melody added treesus

treesus: the fuck

a melody: oops wrong number

treesus: k bye

treesus left the chat

a melody added lil’ e-z 

lil’ e-z: um

a melody: brother meet my friends

lil’ e-z: ew i hate this 

a melody: be nice

lil’ e-z: no 

lil’ e-z: shit fuck bitch cunt pussy damn hell 

a melody: no no no no no

teenage dirtbag: PENNY WHO DID YOU JUST ADD TO MY GROUP CHAT 

the real kaching: I DON’T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I LIKE YOU 

lil’ e-z: 🖐

the real kaching: 🖐

the real kaching and lil’ e-z shook hands. 🤝

a melody: huh

con my way into ur heart ❤️: i wasn’t aware that was something a person could do. 

A MERE MORTAL MAN: i’m perplexed 🤔 

teenage dirtbag removed lil’ e-z

a melody: aw :(

teenage dirtbag: no.

a melody: but

teenage dirtbag: no

a melody: :(

the real kaching: :(

A MERE MORTAL MAN to the real kaching

A MERE MORTAL MAN: how u doing

the real kaching: BADLY HE SMILED AT ME TOO BIG AND I WENT TO THE BATHROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES 

A MERE MORTAL MAN: ew misha tmi

the real kaching: I CRIED

A MERE MORTAL MAN: 😶