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Peter didn’t know what he did to piss of his spider-sense, its been constantly ringing in the base of his skull since this morning and honestly he was starting to get get a migraine.
He sighed, at Least he had his ‘internship’ with Matt this afternoon.
He pulled out his phone and looked at the news (yes he was bored enough to watch the news I know)
Huh iron man’s and some wizard guy Are fighting aliens nice.
He swung open the door to his internship with Matt he looked up from his phone just to meet eyes with wade huh he wondered why he was here
“Petey-pie ! Your finally here I was starting to get bored with Mattys moping ”he squealed
Peter snorted
“Wade now that peters here would you mind to explain why in hell you decided to break into my office”Matt snarled
“Isn’t this place a public office? “ Peter questioned mischievously
Matt looked so betrayed and grumbled “traitor”
“Any way Matty-poo, Petey-pie I am here for plot convenience as the author has no idea where I come in but still wanted me here for the plot twist” wade sung cheerfully
“So you’re just gonna hang out here till something crazy happens?”Peter asked
“Can’t we have one normal day ?” Matt sighed
“No of course not that would be boring for the readers” wade scolded
“Okay well Peter can I have some help with the printer? it broke again” Matt said clearly done with wades bullshit
“Again I-i how does that even happen?!” Peter asked dumbfounded
“Don’t ask me i bought it for 12.99$”matt shrugged
“How in the Jesus christs holy butthole find a place that sells printers for only 12.99$??!”peter asked clearly confused
Matt just shrugged
Peter walked over to the (definitely cursed ) printer and worked his holy magic on the piece of garbage
“Any way how was school today peter?” Matt asked
“Well we were supposed to go to a museum thingy but it got canceled so we just watched movies and did any overdue work so a bit boring but overall fine” Peter said sounding a bit bored
“So Matt how was your—“Peter said looking out the window “HOLY SHIT IS THAT A ANOTHER SPACESHIP?!” He yelled he knew a wizard guy and iron man were fighting aliens but really did it have to be in New York??
“So you wanna deal with that Orr-?”asked Wade
“Nope not Hell’s Kitchen not my problem ” said Matt closing the blinds
“Heyy Matt we have to its aliens and iron man we have to” Peter pleaded pulling out the puppy dog eyes
“Ugghhh fine” Matt said rolling his eyes and grabbing out his (devil)suit from his desk
“Yesss!”peter said reaching for his (imp) suit
“Yay aliens!” Wade cheered
“Holy shit Wade how were you so quiet?!” Asked Matt
“The author forgot I existed so I was being quiet” said Wade
“Mood”said Peter pulling on helmet
The team of red vigilante jumped off the fire escape and on to the nearby roof and ran towards the alien thingys but they were to late as the aliens had all disappeared and the spaceship was gone
“Awww no aliens for us” Wade pouted
“Oh no” Matt said sarcastically
“Sad face” Peter said out loud
“Real”Wade agreed
“Soo what now” asked Peter
Before anyone could say anything he say Matt and Wade turning to dust he looked down and he aswell was turning to dust
He gasped for air but instead swallowed a thick water like substance
The next time he woke up he saw both Wade and Matt next to him Wade was awake and saying something he couldn’t understand but Matt was knocked out
Peter looked at Wade and tryed to speak but instead vomited out thick green goo