kinktober 2024 [UNFINISHED]

A choked sound escaped Deadpool as Wolverine’s hands wrapped around his neck, seeing the small smirk on the man’s face above him making him let out a barely audible scoff. “Ass — hole,” he gasped, and Wolverine’s smirk widened as he barked out a laugh.

“ Or should he say meowed out? Hah, we're so funny. We should write a fanfiction. “, one of the voices— the yellow box— in his head laughed loudly.

The other voice— the white box— was less optimistic… how boring.

“ We’re already in a fanfiction. And the name! How cruel. “

“ Is that a shot at Vanessa? Damn you, author . “

They spoke to each other as if Wade couldn’t hear them. He was probably going to shoot himself a few times to get back to them later.

Deadpool’s mind felt hazy, and it was almost like he suddenly popped a boner right then and there, Wolverine’s knee pressed hard against it unknowingly. Ouch.

“ Kinky, “ Yellow box said.

Ignoring the comment and reaching down, he slipped out Baby Knife and stabbed it into the other’s wrist, blood squirting onto his face, and Wolverine growled, pulling his hands away, giving Deadpool an entrance to kick him away and smirk.

“Baby knife!” He exclaimed, the Honda Odyssey shaking when Wolverine pounced on him again, tightly holding his neck with one hand and stabbing him with his claws a few times in his chest until Little Wolvie finally realized that he was so extremely utterly hard.

“What the fuck?” Wolverine hissed, almost all of his fighting spirit fading away, the two sitting on other sides of the car, slowly bleeding out.

It was extremely awkward.

The Yellow box and White box were completely silent too.

“Come on, peanut, obviously some of your opponents have gotten a little hard while fighting you. Right? Riiighht?” Deadpool asked, and the look he got from Wolverine made him dramatically roll his eyes. “Come on, don’t give me that!”

Wolverine looked like he was either enticed or disgusted. A mix of both, maybe? Good enough.

And then finally, after what felt like years, Wolverine spoke again. “Did you get hard when I was choking you?” he asked, and Deadpool grinned.

“Yessiree! While you were choking me, all I was thinking about was choking my chicken!” He exclaimed, and got a slightly disgusted look from Wolverine.

“ Do you think he wants to fuck? “ White asked.

“ This is a fanfiction. “

Deadpool just smirked, lifting up his mask slightly and blowing him a dramatic kiss.

Wolverine spun around and opened the car door and stepped out, staring at him through the window. “I am leaving.” He said, crossing his arms, and making Deadpool deflate.

“Whaaaat? I thought we were supposed to have hot steamy sex!” He cried out, starting to fake cry. “How else will I live on?” Yellow laughed loudly at his poor suffering. “ The author probably got tired. What a loser! I bet they’re gonna promise to make a part two. “

White agreed wordlessly.