Hide and seek part 1
“You know, usually people dream of these kinds of situations. I even remember as a kid when I felt the rush while being chased during cops and robbers, it was exhilarating. Although now that I kind of made a living out of doing that, it's gotten less fun. Which wow surprising, having to go through actually dangerous situations isn't all that its been cut out to be. I mean I never particularly liked superheroes as a kid, except captain america, but like who doesn't :/
Though for the other ones they weren't always the best. When I was little it was fun not having to go to school because there was a big fight downtown but then after I had to deal with the consequences it got less great. Seriously, is it really THAT HARD not to destroy like 2 buildings everytime you guys fight!!
Anyway I think I'm going too far into this rant but to get back on topic, a magical doctor gave me a wish and I kinda messed up. Should’ve seen that coming though because what time has a wish from some genie guy ever really come true. Like Ive seen aladdin like a billion times!!!! I really should have seen that one coming :(. So yea kinda fell through this magical portal thingy and I landed in the worst place on earth, New Jersey D:, or at least some parallel dimension of it. Who would have thought that every version of Jersey sucks, actually that does make a lot of sense. This coming from the guy who lives in the best place on earth, NEW YORK CITYYYYYYY. Man I really gotta find a way to get back there, May must be worried sick. Although I do think it's nice to be able to trash talk super heroes without Mr.stark giving me a lecture.”
“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”, “yea tell me about, I really should be allowed, I mean I ammmmm a superhero too. Plus he’s such a hypocrite, he does it all the time. I would know, I'm the one who has to listen to it! Man, keep forgetting that you can't talk back because you're a cow”.
“Moooooooooo”, “sorry bud didn't mean it that way, guess I just meant I would like to find people who speak the same language.” Peter says as he pats the cows back.
“Although maybe that's not a great idea, I did technically break into this place. I had good intentions though, promise my farm friend”, Peter says as he does a salute with his hand. “Wait actually who would put a cow in a mansion, no offense but this just doesn't look like your scene.” “Mooooo”, damn well can't really argue with that, but honestly I just came here to try and find some answers. This whole town seems to be connected to all these old rich guys that live in this part of town, hopefully they are not all part of this weird culty organization.”
“DAMIAN STOP DOING THAT FOR THE LAST TIME, I SWEAR I’M NOT GONNA TELL YOU AGAIN”.
“Drake I will tell you for the last time that I am not doing anything, god you can so impatient sometime”
“Reallyyyy damien that's the angle you want to play”,
“You know Drake, I was going to say that your brain is the size of a goldfish, but that would be insulting to the poor animal”.
Shit, I really thought that I would have more time, I thought rich folk were always out on vacation. “Ok buddy I'll see you around later” he says as he gives the cow a quick hug. Though actually now that I think about it I don't think that we will meet again, because it took some pretty strange stuff to lead up to it, but I guess I'll spare him the details. Unless cows can smell emotions like dogs can, or is that only fear. Let me get a closer look of my surroundings to see if there is anywhere I can hide for now though. Hmmm what would be the last place a snobby rich family would look, probably where the cleaning supplies is maybee. I remember when my May used to work as a maid for this one family and they barely acknowledged her. Just gave her some stuff and left everything to clean alone. Honestly I'm a bit afraid of that house cause can you imagine what it would look like if they didn't have the help, it would be truly disgusting. Like May told one of the kids to pass her the broom and they gave her a swiffer!
Ok well Im just gonna hope that they are just as disgusting as those people and don't check here, and hope that this doesn't turn into a horror movie. Wait actually I really hope it doesn't turn into the second one because Im breaking one of the top 5 rules. DON'T HIDE IN THE CLOSET!!
Welp it's too late now, I just gotta hope for the best. I am spiderman, so what's the worst that could happen?