Fucking universe situation??
III: Fucking universe situation??
NONE OF THIS IS CANON!!
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jason exclaimed at the creature crawling at a way that made no sense. It didn't have a spine.
"Language." It replied, it practically darkened in moonlight instead of shone, which was creepy all the more.
"Who are you?" Diana inquired, her tone calm but sharp as if her words could slice through ice. Her hand was at the ready to grab her lasso in case of a fight breakout.
"Well, I could ask you the same question," the thing remarked. it was snarky, that's an obvious. The batfamily and few members of justice didn't trust the thing one bit.
"We asked first." Superman shot back, his eyes narrowed a hint of red to them. "You're in my city," it quipped back.
They stayed silent for a moment. It wasn't entirely wrong, whatever the thing was.
It was a quick, simple twitch of its head, shadows appeared surrounding the building, atop taller buildings, staring intently down at the heroes.
Only super hearing could pick up the faint voices through comms and a robotic Ai voice speaking in to the thing in front of them.
"So? Speak." The thing urged, his eyes narrowed to slits as it stared at the heroes. "We are the few members of the justice league and young justice." Batman spoke up, he was harsh and looked ready to rip the spiders head off.
Unnervingly enough, the spider simply blinked in response to the glowering stare. "And what's that supposed to be? A fake avengers group?" It asked, they could almost hear the eye roll in its voice, but it wasn't apparent.
"No, we are heroes, superheroes." Diana replied, her hand slowly left her golden lasso and instead fell at her side.
"Funny. But no, who are you really?" A girls voice asked, the shadows upon the building fell, landing on the roof with the heroes.
One had a metal, mechanical suit, it was hard to pinpoint the details of the Iron-suit. Perhaps it was purposefully designed to be sealed away in the dark skies.
one had a black and red full body suit and a mask that cover all of it's face and head, with an odd amount of weapons.
Another had a dark gray suit a black-red spider web design, A red mask covered the upper half of her face, red gloves.
"The justice league and the young justice," green arrow said irritatedly, he had a feeling he wasn't going to like the spineless spider.
One of the female spiders looked over at the creepy spider:
They exchanged a nod, and she turned back to the heroes. "Why haven't I heard of you?" She asked, her voice was clear as day, firm and hard with words.
The heroes all looked at each other silently, before Clark decided to speak up; "we are from a different universe—"
"What the fuck." The red-black suit guy said, and all of them dropped their defensive stances.
"So first, we have aliens invade and next we have whole ass other universe here?!" The iron-suited guy exclaimed, the two girls looked bored, as if hoping they could've gotten a good fight in.
The spineless spider didn't seem convinced that the heroes were harmless. His friends seemed to very pointedly ignore his still defensive behavior.
"And why are you here?" It asked, its voice almost dropping with venom. Clearly this thing was just a tad bit uptight.
The girl with a white-black spider suit, containing a few Pinkish hues to it, rolled her eyes at the other spider. "Just drop it, Webs. They obviously can't hurt us," she told it.
The creature only narrowed its eyes at the Girl, and jerked its head at the heroes, she understood and gave a small sigh with a curt head nod.
"What? What's he saying?" Superboy asked, a bit annoyed. He didn't like these people one bit. They had a way of speaking to each other without saying a word. He didn't like it.
The mechanical suit person just shook their head, "he wants y'all to come with us to see the avengers - they have more experience in these types of situations." They explained simply, a south accent breaking through, and it was clear it was a male now.
Sorry; Both the mechanical dude and the spider. Both are males from what the justice's figured out.
"We will explain more there and on the way we will introduce ourselves." A man in a red suit said, he had a helmet with horns.
"why should we trust you?" Red Hood asked irritatedly, KF rolled his eyes at the second oldest bat.
"Maybe because we are strangers in their universe?" He suggested, Flash sighed at his sidekick.
The black-red suited dude sighed heavily, and a tad overdramatized. "Can we still fightttt?" He asked the leader spider in a whiny tone. Spider (webs? Perhaps?) shook his head as if a disappointment father.
(the bat kids surely recognized it all too well)
"shut it, Deadpool." The spider replied, tabbing a button on his wrist.
A robotic, yet weirdly human voice was heard now that the spider was a lot closer to the justice league, "spider-man, would you like me to inform FRIDAY so she can tell Mr. Stark about the situation?" She asked, "yes please, Karen." Webs(?) replied.
"on it." The response came back, the justice league all shared side-eyed glances. "Who was that?" Signal asked curiously. "Karen, my Ai intelligence." Webs(?) stated.
Quite a few of them (mostly the nerds) in justice league perked up, "Ai intelligence? Like, you made a Ai for your suit?" Tim asked his interest piqued.
One of the girls snickered, "actually, he made the Ai for all kinds of things, he installed her coding in many different devices so she can warn him of any trouble in the city." She explained, Tim practically had star eyes in amazement.
Flash even looked impressed, "that's awesome," he stated, meanwhile webs(?) scowled over at the girl who only grinned at him.
"It's true," she settled with for her reply alongside a shrug. A snicker behind came from the mechanical-dude.
Webs(?) shook his head and gave a gesture for the justice league to follow.
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"Fucking Universe situation??" Tony hissed out as the suited spider walked into the meeting room, followed by a large group of people who appeared to be.. heroes. Hopefully.
Peter narrowed his eyes at his old mentor, and jutted a finger behind him at group, an indication to keep quiet with the names spilling.
Tony sighed, the rest of the avengers including Nick fury were in the room, either sitting at the table or standing around.
Natasha took the silence to speak up; "Spider-man, what happened?" She asked as the members of the red team sat at the empty seat at the table.
"While on patrol we saw a wormhole open up, we tracked down these guys and they told us they're are heroes called the justice league in a different universe." He explained sharply to them.
Peter never contacts the avengers and especially SHIELD unless absolutely necessary. The main person who ever hears from him anymore on constant is Tony.
But that was reasonable as the man was basically the only father figure he had left.
Steve glanced warily at the heroes, "and what might be your names?" He asked, keeping a polite tone to the strangers.
Which was admittedly hard to do, the heroes didn't look very friendly. "I'm Superman," one of them spoke up. "And this is my sidekick superboy." The boy gave a small nod in greeting.
Steve gave a head nod of gratitude towards the man. "Wonder Woman," one of the only females there introduced herself. Natasha and Wanda exchanged glances in a silent conversation.
"I'm Flash, this is my sidekick Kid flash—or KF for short." Flash stated, gesturing to himself and the kid next to him.
Kid flash rolled his eyes, clearly he didn't like being called a sidekick.
Pietro looked at them and a flash spiked in his eyes, he was ready for a race in the near future against those two.
Their eyes moved over to the next, who just so happened to be- "green lantern." Was all he said before eyeing the bats.
"Green arrow." The archer said. Ironic, isn't it? He was an archer and he was wearing green. Basic ass.
Bruce banner brow rose at the man who so very blunt. "Batman," he staid gruffly, and put his hand on the eldest boy's shoulder. "I'm nightwing, this is red hood, that's Red Robin, Signal, and lastly Robin." Nightwing introduced himself and the others.
"I'm sorry, but whats with the bird theme?" Clint asked, amusement glistening in his eyes. Red hood rolled his eyes from behind his helmet.
Nightwing chuckled lightly, "we are a family, batfamily to be more exact. The bird theme was mainly thanks to me, we all were robins before minus Signal." He told them, a fond look played.
Red Robin shared the slightly fond look, but Robin ruined the moment by saying: "I'm the best robin, though."
"As if." Red hood remarked, "yeah, demon spawn, we all know it was me." Tim added.
"Did you not hear the was? There's a reason for that."
"I would like to remind both replacements that you are, Indeed, replacements, and thus worst. No one likes the remake." Red hood told them both as if he was all high and mighty.
"You all are technically replacements except for Nightwing," Signal reminded red hood with an amused look.
Nick fury cleared his throat, catching their attention once more. "If we could continue," he didn't wait for them to reply.
"I'm nick fury, director of a special law enforcement agency government called SHIELD, and the founder of The Avengers." He introduced himself stiffly to the justice league who all gave a respectful head nod in return.
Tony leaned back in his seat, "Tony Stark, aka Ironman," he greeted with a grin. A smug look was evident on his face.
Steve sighed as Tony put his feet up on the table. "Steve Rogers, also known as captain America." He said politely.
"Black widow." Natasha introduced herself, not bothering to add her name. It won't be needed for these strangers to know.
Besides, they will probably search the internet after anyways to look for proof of their claimed names.
"Clint Barton, or Hawkeye if you prefer." Clint said with a curt head nod at them.
It was a long while later when the introductions were finally over, and now to go over everything else.
"So, I'm assuming you will want our help to get you back home?" Bruce banner asked, earning a swift nod of Wonder Woman. "That would be highly appreciated." She said with a smile.
Tony looked unsure, "no offense, but how did you get here in the first place? I'm not buying it. You never mentioned how." He said, doing his usual thing in trying to do as little as possible with these strangers.
"A weapon of mine was stolen, well, it's not mine, a villain in my city had it and I took for safe keeping. It was later stolen and it had the potential use of altering reality." Batman said, his tone gruff and stiff, a scowl forever plastered on his face.
Wanda looked uncertain, the same look on many other avengers faces. "Why didn't you destroy it?" She questioned.
Batman's lips thinned out in a tight line, "if I done so it was would have destroyed the realities instead." He stated. Nick fury narrowed his eyes.
"Cool."
"Now isn't the, Ironlad." Daredevil scolded.
Team Red hadn't revealed their identities to the strangers, so they had to keep up with calling each other either nicknames or their alias. According to Deadpool it was hard to do so.
Spider-man interjected, ignoring the two of his teammates; "we will help, do you remember how the weapon was built? I have a few ideas on how we can change it so when it's destroyed it won't have that side effect." He said, Batman curtly nodded and went into detail.
In the end, they made a very detailed blueprint of how they will make this. And they might just be able to get the justice league home safely.
NONE OF THIS IS CANON!!
Thank you for reading!
-DuckyShipss.
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