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Agatha All Along (TV) Marvel
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The gay coven

Billy added Agatha, Jennifer Kale, Lilla, and Alice to a chat.

 

Billy change Agatha’s name to Babysiter 

 

Babysitter: Thanks kid 

 

Babysitter Change Billy’s name to Teen

 

Teen: :( 

 

Jennifer: Why am I here? 

 

Alice: Aren’t we dead? 

 

Lilia: Rio gave us cell service 

 

Alice: Why? 

 

Death: Cuz I wanted to xoxo 

 

Jennifer: You were here this whole time?!!!

 

Teen: I didn’t add her @Babysitter

 

Babysitter: She’s death she can do whatever she wants 

 

Death: Thanks dear

 

Babysitter: Change Death name to Wife 

 

Wife:

 

Teen: Lol 

 

Jennifer: Can ghosts type? 

 

Teen: It’s Agatha 

 

Wife: :3

 

Babysitter: :3

 

Lilia: What’s with babysister?

 

Babysitter: Wanda had me Babysiter Teen and Toby 

 

Teen: Tommy!

 

Babysitter: Toby

 

Wife: Toby

 

Teen: 

 

Alice: Ofc death agrees lol 

 

Alice changed her name to goth girl 

 

Goth Girl: there 

 

Teen change Jennifer Kale’s name to Jen 

 

Jen: I 

 

Goth Girl: Lmao 

 

Jen: Why is Lilia the same?

 

Teen: It’s Lilia 

 

Wife: Man wish I wasn’t stuck in traffic 

 

Teen: Your stuck in traffic? 

 

Wife: In the underworld it’s your brothers fault

 

Teen: Hey 

 

Babysitter: Rio dear don’t do Toby like that

 

Teen: knowing you're here and Agatha didn’t specifically say Wanda is alive?

 

Wife: Why would I say

 

Babysitter: Told you ask a straight woman. Neither me or Rio are straight. @Rio make sure Nicky goes to bed on time 

 

Wife: Sure dear

 

Teen: Does the underworld even have bedtimes?

 

Wife: Unless your Nicky with a protective mother no

 

Babysitter: One could say the same about you Billy Wanda was something else and Vision was a rule follow

 

Teen: Next after finding Tommy Vision and Wanda are next 

 

Lilia: You really are the son of the Scarlet Witch 

 

Teen: Thanks! @Wife give my mom a phone

 

Wife: Not going to specify plus you should not even be allowed to be here. I’m already giving you a pass for my wife.

 

Babysitter: We can look for good old Vision kid. Is he still broken up into pieces? 

 

Teen: Wasn’t there two of them now that I think about it?

 

Babysitter: You remember that? 

 

Teen: A little. Not a lot tho

 

Goth Girl: Remember what?

 

Babysitter: When Wanda’s Husband and Ex where at the same party 

 

Teen: Agatha! 

 

Wife: If u want me to say anything tho the Scarlet Witch Prophecy has yet to be complete 

 

Jen: Prophecy!

 

Goth Girl: Prophecy! 

 

Lilia: Prophecy! 

 

Babysitter: It’s in the darkhold and people do your research!

 

Jen: Can’t Scarlet Witch Destroy it! 

 

Babysitter: Sucks to be you! 

 

Teen: Go Mom! 

 

Babysitter: That’s hot stuff for you! 

 

Wife: :( 

 

Babysitter: Don’t worry dear I still love you

 

Wife: :) 

 

Teen: I want flowers when I die! 

 

Goth Girl: I didn’t get flowers!

 

Lilia: Same! 

 

Jen: I think you need to be Death’s lover for that 

 

Teen: Does Stepson count? Or stepnephew in a way 

 

Wife: Nephew? 

 

Teen: Agatha’s basically my aunt 

 

Wife: 

 

Babysitter: I mean I knew him sense he was in dippers 

 

Goth Girl: Lmao 

 

Lilia: You got baby pictures? 

 

Teen: Noo plz tell me Wanda didn’t give you any

 

Babysitter: Kid I was always at your house. 

 

Goth Girl: Glad I was on police duty and not in the Hex 

 

Wife: Wish someone died :( 

 

Babysitter: Vision? Technically I mean? 

 

Wife: He’s a robot, doesn’t count 

 

Teen: That’s my dad :( 

 

Babysitter: Wanda did bring him back online though 

 

Wife: Still doesn’t have a soul, and that was a Hex dear 

 

Babysitter: Give the robot a break

 

Teen: Gonna go fine Vision and Tommy brb

 

Wife: No!

 

Babysitter: I mean you wouldn’t give me Nicky back only fair

 

Wife: Technically he’s my child to, it’s custody 

 

Lilia: Wait, how does death have a child? I know the Scarlet Witch can but Death?

 

Wife: I’m a natural being. 

 

Babysitter: Might be best for you folks not to know how Nicky was created 

 

Jen: Over dead corpses? 

 

Babysitter: I mean there where body’s. It’s was Rio’s birthday gift

 

Wife: Back in my day

 

Teen: Lmao 

 

Goth Girl: Can’t we just be gay and do crime 

 

Teen: Yess

 

Babysitter: @Teen you have a boyfriend 

 

Teen: Teddy hasn’t replied :( 

 

Wife: DESERVE

 

Lilia: DESERVE

 

Jen: DESERVE

 

Teen: Don’t forget I am my mothers son 

 

Goth Girl: Yeah from what Rio told me Billy did create the road you guys. Like how Wanda created the hex

 

Babysitter: Except he did something interesting with his magic 

 

Teen: My mom did create me

 

Babysitter: Whatever 

 

Goth Girl: I was there with the police for the hex. Not buy Howard’s team but close enough. Wanda did make a powerful hex.

 

Teen: Agatha’s sad there not friends anymore

 

Wife: 

 

Babysitter: I mean she was a good friend. Now ex friend

 

Teen: You slowed down when you said ex when you told me

 

Babysitter: I mean she was good looking ok. Not my fault I’m a lesbian. You could have had me as a stepmom for all you know. Besides Rio wasn’t around we were broken up then

 

Teen: You got back together! 

 

Jen: Great

 

Wife: I mean I wouldn’t be oppose but I hate ghosts 

 

Lilia: Even when it’s Agatha? 

 

Wife: 

 

Babysitter: Lmao