Tullk bites the log

Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies)
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Tullk bites the log
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Summary
Tullk kills Halfnut’s boyfriend and he will pay my best friend alpha king asked for this
Note
my friend asked for this there’s a joker ref

“I’m the one what sticks up for ya-“ blam kraglin gets shot in the head his brain matter splats everywhere

“WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!” Halfnut screeched and everyone was like super shocked idk
“He was starting to get the wrong idea halfnut I had to bud” tullk said

“TULLK YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Halfnut screamed and like tackled tullk to the ground and started beating his ass

“Halfnut calm down bud wtf” Mary poppins said

halfnut continued to beat tullk’s ass then started dragging him deeper into the forest

“What the fuck is going on” raccoon said

Taserface was too shocked to even consider a mutiny rn

IN THE FOREST

 

“WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING” halfnut sobbed

“He was going to start a mutiny I did what I had to do” tullk said his nose was broken and shit idk I can’t describe

halfnut was like super fucking pissed and dragged tullk to a log

“YOU FUCKING KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!” Halfnut started slamming tullks head against the log a ton and tullks head and face was bleeding and shit

“Halfnut pls-“ tullk said

“YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!” Halfnut forced tullks mouth open and slammed his face onto the log then lifted his leg up and kapow

Halfnut kept stomping and tullks dead now

His face is bloody everywhere now

“Oh shit what the fuck am I gonna do they’re gonna like idek whatever ravagers do to murderers”
Halfnut ran away deeper into the forest

The other ravagers never saw him again

THE END