[podfic] How to Acquire a Crime Lord in 3 Easy Steps

[Audio length: 0:38:41] Bucky snorts. “What does that even mean? How are you going to ‘acquire’ a possibly friendly-ish Crime Lord?” ”Seduce him,” Clint answers. The “plan,” (although, that’s a bit of a stretch of the word) mostly involves food and fists. “And eventually family,” Clint slaps the sticky note back onto the wall. The three puke-green sticky notes contrast the shit brown wall nicely, if not dismally.