Chapter 1
Brother and sister, hellbent on spending quality time with each other after the sister’s month-long mission became rather tedious as the day went on.
Kurt Wanger and Anna-marie Lebeau had made plans to hang around parts of the city to try and strengthen their bond with one another. But the plain and dull streets of Queens became gradually boring to them. Everything was too expensive, everything’s too far, there was an uprising downtown. Normal Queens shit.
Anna-marie pointed out the small local coffee shop that stood out from the other urban stores. She had been drowsy and in need of a large cup of black coffee(I too wld drink black coffee if I was her) since the morning.
“Kurt, how ‘bout we go there for the afternoon?” She asked.
“I…don’t know, I only have zhis much money on me!” He said as he pulled a $20 bill from his pocket.
“Ah come on! I bet they have low, low prices!”
Not wanting to argue, Kurtis(Conner😛) obliged to her offer, and walked into the shop with her.
Going up the cash register, the non binary barista shot him a curious look, almost disgusted by his appearance, but they quickly shut that thought down from not wanting to judge. And don’t even say the barista was in the wrong dawg Kurtis(Conner😛) blue and he creepy asl he always lookin like hes plotting an evil scheme(i was gon put an emoji here but for some reason i cant do that anymore??? If it got taken away in the middle of typing that sentence imma crashout omllll)(nvm the emoji thing came back mustve been an error💀)
But I digress. Anna-marie and Kurt got their coffees, along with Kurt’s churro.The total came out the $22.45 and Kurt was like “FUCK”.
But suddenly, a surge of whiplash speeding at him struck his memory, and he remembered he WASNT jumped and robbed at the metro earlier. Huzzah! He still had his debit card to save him!
“Here you go non binary barista, my debit card along with a $20 bill!” He smiled.
“My name’s Avery.”
“Woops!” He went as he slided the card between the slot of the fucking…the uhhh…yk what I’m talking abt right? With only $2.45 to pay, it didn’t seem he would have to worry about money at the moment.
The skip in his step, whimsy in his smile, and joy in his eyes faded when the screen thingie flashed red and stated in its robotic voice, “CARD DENIED”.
The entire coffee shop followed, as the room lit red with sirens emanating “BROKEASS MF ALERT. BROKEASS MF ALERT.”
The bystanders minding their business stood up from the beeping of the alarm to face the siblings.
“What zhe hell!?” Kurt said to himself.
Anna-marie tightened her fists, ready to attack if any of them came close. “Ion know ‘bout you, but it’s lowkey like that scene in the spongebob movie where them folks are mind controlled by squidward and–”
“Sponchbob🤤” Kurt exclaimed.
The mob of classists(?) cornered them, inching towards the 2 with malicious intent. They walk robotically in rows, even the staff started to turn on them. It seemed like there was no way out for them, and their broke asses would suffer a fate worse than death.
“I’m not sure what zhere is to do in a situation like zhis!”
“...Can’t you teleport, Kurt?”
“...Oh my god I totally forgot.”
“How do you forget some’ like that?!”
“I don’t know zhis is a stressful situation!”
“Kurt I was gon’ sucker punch someone if they got too close to me and we could’ve been out of here from the start?”
“I don’t fucking know anymore Anna what do you want–”
“I wanna get out of here is what I wanna do–!”
“Oh I’m sorry I’m not the one with super strength and flying and a crazy ass mutant power!”
“How about you quit yur yammering and get us out or else I shove my “super strength and flying and a crazy ass mutant power–” up yur fuckin’—”
Kurt teleported them out of the establishment before a citizen could pounce on Anna.