Waffles
Chatting in real life
Sean 🍃: *knocks on Charles and Erik's door*
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Chatting telepathically
Charles 📚: Erik hand me your top and trousers
Erik 🧲: why?
Charles 📚: someone is at the door and I currently have no clothes on
Erik 🧲: and where did yours go...
Charles 📚: I could ask you that
Erik 🧲: good point
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Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: *chucks Charles his clothes then covers himself with the duvet*
Charles 📚: *quickly scrambles into them then opens the door slightly* hello?
Sean 🍃: there you are I wondered what was taking so long
Charles 📚: I had to get some clothes on
Sean 🍃: gross
Erik 🧲: *shouts* what do you want you annoying child
Sean 🍃: um, could one of you cook breakfast please, Alex is struggling not to burn things
Charles 📚: why does that not surprise me
Sean 🍃: I think he needs cooking lessons
Erik 🧲: I think you all do
Charles 📚: let Erik and I get ready then we'll make breakfast
Erik 🧲: *puts on a pair of sweatpants then gets out of bed* I'll cook waffles for everyone in 10 minutes or so, let me just get showered and dressed
Sean 🍃: yayyyyyyy thanks dad
Charles 📚: off you go
Erik 🧲: *slams the door shut with his powers*
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Sean 🍃 and Peter 😎 are chatting privately
Sean 🍃: we get waffles for breakfast
Peter 😎: YAYYYYYYYYY
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Chatting in real life
Peter 😎: *speeds into the room* WAFFLESSSSS
Charles 📚: careful Peter *chuckles*
Kurt 🌃: Peter slow down
Wanda 🔮: you're an idiot
John 🔥: tbh if I had super speed I'd do the exact same if waffles are on the table
David 🧠: mood
Raven 💙: Alex have you stopped blowing shit up?
Scott 👁️: you should no that the answer is never
Alex 💪🏻: ask Hank
Hank 🔬: no he has not
Sean 🍃: I feel like there was a sexual reference there...
Alex 💪🏻: there was
Scott 👁️: 🤮🤮🤮
Charles 📚: please try to avoid sexual references at breakfast
Sean 🍃: bit rich coming from the person who had to get clothes on before opening the door
Logan 🍁: to be fair you did knock on their door before 9 on a weekend
Peter 😎 ' exactly
Sean 🍃: fuck off
Charles 📚: language
Azazel 💥: morning everyone
Kurt 🌃: hallo papa, mama
Azazel 💥: hey kiddo
Raven 💙: hello Kurt
Laura 🔪: I heard that there was pancakes
Theresa 🗣️: yummy
Logan 🍁: how'd you sleep bub?
Laura 🔪: Bueno, gracias
Scott 👁️: that's good
Laura 🔪: Mr Scott?
Scott 👁️: yes kid?
Laura 🔪: can I call you dad?
Scott 👁️: *gasps quietly*
Logan 🍁: what am I kid?
Laura 🔪: mi padre
Logan 🍁: *smiles at Scott* you ok bubba?
Scott 👁️: *dazed* yeah I'm ok Loge, and yes kiddo, you can call me dad
Alex 💪🏻: awwww ickle Scotty became a daddy
Hank 🔬: *whispers in Alex's ear* if you're not careful I'll make you into a daddy
Scott 👁️: I'm so glad I'm on the other side of the kitchen
Erik 🧲: believe me you don't want to know what they said
Logan 🍁: agreed
Charles 📚: definitely
Alex 💪🏻: 😳😳😳
Laura 🔪: Uncle Hank, Uncle Alex
Alex 💪🏻: yeah?
Laura 🔪: go have a cold shower and don't return, you're clearly too horny to be around innocent children
Logan 🍁: are you calling yours innocent?
Laura 🔪: no but Theresa is
Logan 🍁: good
Sean 🍃: yeah as you're definitely not innocent
Scott 👁️: first smart think you've ever said
Hank 🔬: it's shocking
Peter 😎: agreed
Theresa 🗣️: I'm not as innocent as Nina
Wanda 🔮: she's 10
Theresa 🗣️: exactly
Charles 📚: *laughs loudly*
Laura 🔪: Pops?
Charles 📚: yes dear?
Laura 🔪: when are the waffles gonna be ready?
Peter 😎: someone has amazing priorities
Kurt 🌃: stop thinking with your stomach
Peter 😎: what would you prefer that I think with 😏
Wanda 🔮: he'd want to say brain, but you don't have one so that's not gonna happen
Kurt 🌃: think with your heart
Peter 😎: I love you
Kurt 🌃: ich liebe dich
David 🧠: true
John 🔥: mate Peter had more of a brain than you
Raven 💙: true
Erik 🧲 they're done now
Sean 🍃: yayyyyyyy
Erik 🧲: "hands Charles a plate of waffles covered in Nutella, strawberries and with a sprinkle of powdered sugar* here you are Schatz
Charles 📚: danke
Erik 🧲: *grins widely and begins making Peter's waffles*
Peter 😎: yayyyy I'm next
Charles 📚: god Erik these taste amazing
Erik 🧲: *steals a bite of Charles' waffles* they're nice, but I prefer your waffles
Charles 📚: no way these are definitely better
Erik 🧲: nuh uh
David 🧠: oi stop with the sappy arguments I want food
Hank 🔬: agreed
Erik 🧲: *kisses Charles tenderly* Ich liebe dich so sehr, mein Schatz
Charles 📚: I love you too
Raven 💙: if you two don't stop being sickeningly sappy while the rest of us are waiting for food I will beat you to death with a paper napkin
Azazel 💥: is that even possible?
Sean 🍃: it's Raven...
John 🔥: she's scary
Theresa 🗣️: definitely
Wanda 🔮: you're both smart to be scared of her
Raven 💙: I'll make it possible
Alex 💪🏻: I'm not surprised
Erik 🧲: fine I'll go back to your waffles
David 🧠: THANK FUCK
Charles 📚: language