Family reunion
Chatting in real life
Storm ⛈️: So what are you guys called?
Laura 🔪: Laura
Professor ✖️: Do you have a surname?
Laura 🔪: Apparently my dad's surname was Howlett
Wolverine 🍁: *eyes widen* Howlett?
Magneto 🧲: *trying not to laugh*
Professor ✖️: *hits Erik on the back of the head* be nice
Laura 🔪: I think so
Wolverine 🍁: Kid, what's your mutation?
Laura 🔪: *makes two claws come out of her hands*
Wolverine 🍁: *Makes three claws come out of his hands* Laura, my name is Logan Howlett
Laura 🔪: Are you...mi padre?
Wolverine 🍁: Chuck...can you do something?
Professor ✖️: She's your kid Logan, I can feel the similarities between your minds
Wolverine 🍁: holy shit
Professor ✖️: language, there are children present
Laura 🔪: Mr Logan?
Wolverine 🍁: yes bub?
Laura 🔪: can I call you dad?
Wolverine 🍁: *trying not to freak out* of course bub
Laura 🔪: What does a dad do?
Wolverine 🍁: *looks at Charles and Erik* well I don't really know since I never had one for myself but a long time ago when I was found by two men, they made me realise what a dad is
Laura 🔪: and what is that?
Wolverine 🍁: someone who loves you, someone who cares for you, someone who accepts you no matter what, someone who puts up with your nonsense and someone who will be there for you no matter what
Laura 🔪: you'd do that?
Wolverine 🍁: yeah, I would
Laura 🔪: *hugs Logan*
Wolverine 🍁: *whispers* Charles there is a small child hugging me what do I do?
Professor ✖️: Hug her back
Erik 🧲: *snorts*
Professor ✖️: You can't talk you were the same when you first met Peter
Wolverine 🍁: *hugs Laura back*
Theresa 🗣: *whispers* Down by the bay, down by the bay
Banshee 🪁: *sings instinctively* where the watermelon rot
Theresa 🗣: *stares at Sean surprised but continues to sing* where the watermelon rot
Banshee 🪁: If you go home
Theresa 🗣: If you go home
Banshee 🪁: Just don't get caught
Theresa 🗣: Just don't get caught
Banshee 🪁: But if you do
Theresa 🗣: My mother would say
Havok ⭕: What on earth is going on?
Azazel 💥: No idea
Banshee 🪁: Where did you learn that song?
Theresa 🗣: My mother taught it to me when I was very young
Banshee 🪁: My mother taught it to me too. The last time I ever heard it sung was 10 years ago - the night before my little sister was kidnapped
Theresa 🗣: The last time my mother sung it to me was 10 years ago - before I was taken
Banshee 🪁: *voice cracks slightly* What's your name?
Theresa 🗣: Theresa Cassidy?
Banshee 🪁: Teri? Is that you?
Theresa 🗣: Seany?
Banshee 🪁: *pulls Theresa into a hug* Oh god it really is you, I thought I lost you
Darwin 🪨: Damn another family reunion
Professor ✖️: *smiles softly at the pair*
BeastieBoy 🐾: *tilts his head towards Nina* What's the bet we are gonna go three for three
Havok ⭕: probably
Storm ⛈️: So what's your name?
Nina 🦅: Nina Gurzsky
Magneto 🧲: Do you have any family?
Nina 🦅: I have a dad but I've never met him
Magneto 🧲: Do you know his name?
Nina 🦅: I think it was Erik Lenzer - I can't really say his last name
Professor ✖️: *Wraps his arm around Erik's waist discretely* Is it by any chance Erik Lehnsherr?
Nina 🦅: That's it
Magneto 🧲: *goes weak at the knees*
Professor ✖: *hauls Erik up and onto a chair then sits down next to him* I apologise for Erik, he's a bit shocked
Havok ⭕: You'd think he'd be used to hearing this news by now
Darwin 🪨: lmao fr
Nina 🦅: Is that?
Wolverine 🍁: That man needs to learn how to keep it in his pants
BeastieBoy 🐾: Like you can talk
Wolverine 🍁: 😒😒😒
Professor ✖️: yes, I'd like you to meet your father Erik Lehnsherr, the deputy head of the school
Nina 🦅: and you are?
Professor ✖️: I have already told you, I am Professor Charles Xavier the headmaster of the school,
Nina 🦅: I think you don't get what I trying to ask. What are you to my father?
Professor ✖️: *nudges Erik with his shoulder* She's got your observation skills
Havok ⭕: That's an insult, Erik has shi-very bad observation skills
Banshee 🪁: To be fair, if a 10 year old that is the child of Erik Lehnsherr can figure it out it must be obvious
BeastieBoy 🐾: Very true
Professor ✖️: Your father and I are engaged
Laura 🔪: ¿Qué?
Professor ✖️: it means we are going to get married because we love each other very much
Theresa 🗣: Congratulations
Banshee 🪁: worlds most sickening couple
Theresa 🗣: *hits Sean on the head repeatedly* I know our mother didn't like gay people but that doesn't mean you have to be the same
Banshee 🪁: Relax Teri it's a joke, I'm alright with gay people, I'm pansexual - which mean's I like anyone no matter their gender
Havok ⭕: and yet you are still single
Theresa 🗣: not surprising, he's probably still a virgin
Wolverine 🍁: I love your sister
Darwin 🪨: same
Havok ⭕: same
Nina 🦅: If you love my dad, what are you to me?
Professor ✖️: Well Erik's other children...
Nina 🦅: I have siblings!?
Professor ✖️: Yes my dear, you have siblings
Wolverine 🍁: everyone in this school is a giant family
Havok ⭕: a giant gay family
BeastieBoy 🐾: gays are the best
Havok ⭕: you're the best
Storm ⛈️: You are supposed to keep it professional during a mission and not go all sappy
Laura 🔪: what is gay?
Azazel 💥: If someone is gay, they are either a man who loves another man or a lady who loves another lady
Laura 🔪: ok, thanks
Professor ✖️: Many of my students call me mom however Erik's kids tend to call me dad since they call Erik Papa
Nina 🦅: so I have two dads instead of one
Professor ✖️: yes
Nina🦅: Cool!
Theresa 🗣: I wish I had two dads
Banshee 🪁: you do, Charles and Erik
Professor ✖️: The students and teachers of the school form a family
Laura 🔪: Do I have two dads?
Wolverine 🍁: Well, I will have to see what my boyfriend says about it but yeah, I suppose you do
Laura 🔪: Yay!
Havok ⭕: I am going to be the best uncle ever
Wolverine 🍁: I am not going to trust you with my child
BeastieBoy🐾: Would you trust me?
Wolverine 🍁: no
Professor ✖️: Hang on would that make me a Grandad?
Wolverine 🍁: oh shit it does in a way
Professor ✖️: I'm too young to be a grandad *holds his hand to his head dramatically*
Laura 🔪: *giggles* Don't be silly Pops
Professor ✖️: *smiles at Laura* huh, Pops, I like it
Darwin 🪨: It suits you mom
Azazel 💥: Ja
Laura 🔪: *Smiles at Charles*
Storm ⛈️: Charles you may want to work your magic on Erik
Magneto 🧲: *staring off into space*
Professor ✖️: *chuckles fondly then gently kisses Erik on the cheek*
Magneto 🧲: *blinks then whispers* I have another daughter
Professor ✖️: 2 daughters and 2 sons *rests his hand on Erik's thigh*
Darwin 🪨: pst Professor, you have 3 daughters
Professor ✖️: oh yes
Magneto 🧲: *Kisses Charles on the lips gently* thank you
Professor ✖️: No need to thank me
Nina 🦅: Papa...Dad?
Magneto 🧲: Yes kochanie?
(Sweetie)
Professor ✖️: Yes my dear?
Nina 🦅: Can I have a hug?
Magneto 🧲: of course, come here *holds out his arms*
Nina 🦅: *shyly walks over and nestles herself in Erik's arms*
Professor ✖️: *gently wraps his arms around Erik and Nina*
BeastieBoy 🐾: told you, three for three
Havok ⭕: well done bozo
BeastieBoy 🐾: thank you handsome