Magneto
Chatting in real life
Logan 🍁: there was a kid in my high school who's dad was a teacher worked at my high school
Alex 💪🏻: context, we found out after we met that myself, Darwin, Logan and Sean went to the same high school but we were all in different years
Wanda 🔮: that's so cool, did you know each other at school?
Darwin 🪨: we had no idea who each other was at high school apart from Sean as he...
Angel 🦋: was the resident pot dealer?
Sean 🍃: I feel targeted
Raven 💙: good
Hank 🔬: is it wrong?
Sean 🍃: no
Charles 📚: oh god 🤦🏻♂️
Logan 🍁: anyway, the teachers name was Mr Wilson and his son Wade Wilson was a sophomore when I was a senior
Alex 💪🏻: he was such an asshole
Erik 🧲: fucking Wade
Raven 💙: preach sister
Erik 🧲: fuck off
Charles 📚: language
Erik 🧲: ...
Charles 📚: *kisses Erik on the cheek*
Logan 🍁 : now one weekend Mr Wilson and his wife decided to leave town, which is something you should never do if you're an asshole
Sean 🍃: so why'd Erik go?
Erik 🧲: do you want to be killed?
Sean 🍃: ...no
Charles 📚: he left to make the world a better place for mutants
Logan 🍁: since his parents were out of town Wade decided to throw a party. And since I knew him, he let me bring along these idiots
Wanda 🔮: how did you know him?
Erik 🧲: *snorts*
Raven 💙: *giggles*
Darwin 🪨: *cackling*
Logan 🍁: no comment
Sean 🍃: they slept together
Alex 💪🏻: you slept with Wade fucking Wilson???
Logan 🍁: ...
Hank 🔬: I wondered what happened in the Honda odyssey
Wanda 🔮: 🤣🤣🤣
Alex 💪🏻: does my brother know?
Logan 🍁: yes
Raven 💙: damn he does have balls after all
Hank 🔬: i don't think so somehow
Logan 🍁: 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Angel 🦋: we can question him about his sex with Wade later, keep telling the story
Logan 🍁: so we went over there and basically everyone in the town was there and they were all drinking like it was the end of the world
Sean 🍃: everyone was thinking the same thing
Wanda 🔮: and that was?
Darwin 🪨: let's destroy the place
Alex 💪🏻: I took a running jump and broke the pool table in half
Erik 🧲: fair enough
Sean 🍃: I took a shit on Mr Wilson's computer
Raven 💙: you are fucked up
Wanda 🔮: what the fuck???
Charles 📚: you need therapy
Hank 🔬: real
Logan 🍁: so the party was going great
Angel 🦋: yep
Logan 🍁: now I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup - you've seen the movies. And I'm standing there holding this red cup. And I'm starting to black out
Erik 🧲: shocking
Alex 💪🏻: real, Logan drinks way too much to have that low of an alcohol tolerance
Raven 💙: to be fair it depends on what he was drinking
Sean 🍃: there was some strong stuff
Wanda 🔮: and then?
Logan 🍁: someone must have said something something Magneto. And in a brilliant moment of word association I yelled...
Logan 🍁: FUCK MAGNETO
Charles 📚: that's my line
Erik 🧲: CHARLES 😳
Wanda 🔮: two things, first - for fucks sake dad not while I'm here 🙄
Charles 📚: sorry sunshine
Wanda 🔮: and two, Logan just why?
Raven 💙: he was so drunk
Logan 🍁: and everyone else joined in
Sean 🍃: that was gold
Logan 🍁: a hundred, drunk, mutant children yelling fuck magneto
Alex 💪🏻: it was so funny
Hank 🔬: 🤣🤣🤣
Logan 🍁: the reason someone said something something Magneto...was because he was standing in the doorway
Erik 🧲: I was there to pick them up at midnight like I said I would
Wanda 🔮: and you walked into a sea of children yelling fuck magneto?
Erik 🧲: it was impressive that they all knew me
Darwin 🪨: everyone knows you
Angel 🦋: true
Charles 📚: his face when he told me was priceless
Wanda 🔮: I can imagine 🤣
Sean 🍃: I voice recorded this session so you can send it to Peter
Raven 💙: you used your brain cells for once, I'm proud
Logan 🍁: fuck you
Hank 🔬: Peter is going to love this