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Sexy

Chatting in real life

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *drinking a cup of tea* Morning

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Good morning handsome

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I'm not handsome I have just woken up, my hair is a mess and I haven't had my tea to give me a caffeine boost. I look like a literal rat

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: A very sexy rat ๐Ÿ˜

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *spits out his tea*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *laughs loudly*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: What the fuck?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: languageย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: not what you told me last night

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *chuckles*ย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: seriously though, sexy rat???

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: It was to make you laugh, did it work?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: yes you bloody donkey

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: was that an imaginative way to tell me that you like my arse?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *smirks then casually sips his tea* and if it was?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *blushes*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *finishes his tea then sets the mug down on the side* are you alright there Erik, you're looking rather flustered?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I'm fineย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *struts past and tries to slap Erik's arse but trips and falls*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *catches Charles then grabs onto a chair for support*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *clings onto Erik*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *falls onto the floor as when the chair breaks*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *falls on top of Erik*

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: It's like watching two animals do a very out-of-sync and very destructive mating ritualย 

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: *sips coffee* agreed

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: are you alright Charles?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I think so *scrambles off Erik then holds out his hand to pull him up*ย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *grabs Charles' hand*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *pulls Erik to his feet* are you alright Darling?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: yeah don't worry about me sweetheart *kisses Charles on the lips*

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I think I was just sick in my mouth

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: same

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: I always worry about you

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: you worry about everyone, do you have it in you to let me do the worrying for once

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you know I can't do that

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I knowย 

Logan ๐Ÿ: Morning

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: hello, I wouldn't eat in here if I were you

Logan ๐Ÿ: why not?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: unless you are able to eat without puking while Cherik are being sappyย 

Logan ๐Ÿ: ah

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Do you want me to get you a drink Logan?

Logan ๐Ÿ: whiskey please

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Logan it is not even 8am

Logan ๐Ÿ: so?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you have class soon

Logan ๐Ÿ: that's true, better make it a very large whisky

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you shouldn't be teaching after consuming alcohol

Logan ๐Ÿ: you say that but you let Hank teach after he's downed fuck knows how many coffee'sย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: good point

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: what's wrong with me having coffee?

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: everythingย 

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: fr

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Alexxx you're supposed to be on my sideee

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: Sorry Hank

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: Morning every- *spots Charles and Erik*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Good morning Lorna

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: Dad, can I speak to you please?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *Holds Charles tightly*ย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Go to my office, I'll be along in a moment dear

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: ok *walks out the room*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *whispers* What are you going to say to her?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: if she apologises I'll forgive her

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: you will?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *whispers* let's take this outsideย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: alright

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *leads Erik out of the room*

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: *whistles* Sheesh family drama

Logan ๐Ÿ: Mag's glare was so cold, I thought he'd start singing let it go

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Can you imagine Erik singing let it go?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: that sounds like golden blackmail

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป : Perhaps we should get the little shits help

David ๐Ÿง : *walks in the room* you called?

Logan ๐Ÿ: how the fuck did you manage to appear just when we were talking about you

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: twat head magic

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: you're going to forgive her?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: she's my daughter, I love her

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: But she was a bitch

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Erik that's your daughter. She may have been...a little commanding but I still love her

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: What about what she said to Peter?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: It's Peter's decision whether he wants to forgive her or not. Obviously I'm still mad about that but just because I'm mad at how she treated my son, doesn't mean I'm going to harm my relationship with my daughter. If Peter chooses to forgive her then that's the end of it, if not, I'll monitor the situation carefully and make sure things don't get out of hand. I trust Peter's judgement.ย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: You're right, Peter is old enough to know what's best for him. You'll still be there for him, won't you?

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Did you really just ask me that?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: I am regretting asking

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: you're an idiot

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *moves behind Charles then wraps his arms around his waist and rests his forehead on his shoulder*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: what are you doing? *Moves his hand so it tangles in Erik's hair*

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: rechargingย 

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: Mein Gott I love you

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Would you still love me if I were a worm?

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: yes I'd still love you if you were a worm

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: Good good

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: you'd make a very sexy worm

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: ...

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: *kisses Charles' neck*

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: *blushes*

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