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Chatting in real lifeย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: You're my mother?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: yes

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: why didn't you tell me?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I was scared you'd get hurt, with me going on so many missions when I was younger I didn't want to put you at risk. If I was caught and someone found out that you were my son I wouldn't have forgiven myself if you were hurt

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Who did I live with before?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: *transformers into the lady Kurt grew up with* you lived with me, I just couldn't risk you getting hurt

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *starts to cry* mama?

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: *starts sobbing* oh my sweet childย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: I understand that you wanted to keep me safe

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: my dear boy you are the most important person to me, I wanted to tell you so bad but I decided to wait until you were old enough to understandย 

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: Es tut mir Leidย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *hugs raven* Es ist ok, Mutterย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: who is mein Vater?

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: me

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: WHAT!?

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: I know it's a shock kid, I only just found out

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I didn't know who Azazel was to you until we spoke when he joined. I met him once before so didn't think it was him, however I just knew.

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: it's ok kiddo, we're a happy family now *hugs Kurt*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: ich liebe dich, mutter, Vater

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: ich liebe dich

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: ich liebe dich so sehr mein sohn

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Chatting on 'The (mostly) unbiological family that fucks each other'

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: Charles has shagged at least half the girls in sodding England

Emma ๐Ÿ’Ž: shocker

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: And your reason for announcing that was...

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: I've just had a difficult time, I needed to let off some steamย 

TheIrrelevantSummers ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป: Raven you spent too much time in England - you're starting to sound like a Brit

Raven ๐Ÿ’™: You say I sound like a Brit but look at Charles

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: Mom does talk very formally

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: Pure British RP accentย 

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: True, he does have a sexy British accentย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Papaaa I don't need to hear it

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: ...

Logan ๐Ÿ: gross

Scott ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ: I prefer Canadian accentsย 

Janos ๐ŸŒช๏ธ: German accents for me

Azazel ๐Ÿ’ฅ: ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: same

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

Charles ๐Ÿ“š: same

Erik ๐Ÿงฒ: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: can you guys shut up and stop making me feel single

David ๐Ÿง : no

Warren ๐Ÿ˜‡: David, can you help me with my homework?

David ๐Ÿง : of course, I'll come to your room

Warren ๐Ÿ˜‡: ok!

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: Rem?

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: yes beautiful?

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: Can you come to my room please?

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: of course

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: so much for not making the singles feel single

Jubilee ๐ŸŽ€: sucks to be you

Storm โ›ˆ๏ธ: oh well

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

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Chatting in real life

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *knocks on Peter's door*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *mumbling* sweet dreams are made of this *writes down an answer to his maths homework*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *knocks on Peter's door*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *covers his eyes and groans*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *knocks on Peter's door* Peter, are you ok?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *jumps* Oh hello Kurt, come in

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Are you already Peter, you look a little pale

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Do I-oh-umm-errr-any idea why-not sure-ummmm...*breaths rapidly*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *gently touches Peter on the shoulder*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *flinches*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *withdraws his hand quickly* hey, what's up

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I'm fine

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *concerned*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *fiddling with his pen* I'm alright don't worry, I just...I just...I just *stares off into space*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Peter?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: yeah?

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: you zoned out for a second

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Did I?

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: yes

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: oh, I'm sorry

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Can I sit down?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *nods*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *sits down on the bed next to Peter* Can I touch you?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *takes a deep breath then nods*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *tentatively puts his hand on top of Peter's* you can tell me anything, you know that right?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *nods*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Do you want to talk about it

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *tries to stop fiddling with his pen* I...*tries to talk but can't find the words*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Do you want me to sit with you?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *nods*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Did you want me to talk so you can just listen to my voice?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *nods*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: well I now know who my parents are...

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Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป and Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ are chatting privately

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: get your arse out of your lab

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: why?

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: you've been in there all day

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Have I?

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: yes, you idiotย 

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: oh, sorry Alex, I didn't realise

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: I will be placing restrictions on how long you can spend in your lab

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: ...

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: how do you plan to do that

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: I will drag you out of your lab if I think you've spent too long inside it

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: at that rate I'll never be able to work on my projects

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: that's the point

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: just because you want a hug doesn't mean you can be an arse

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: you're an idiot

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: love you tooooo

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: I'm putting all my equipment away

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: yay

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: you're a child

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: hurry upppp

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: do you want me to go slower?

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: no no no no no no no

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: I'm coming

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: yayyy

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Chatting in real life

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I'm so happy for you Kurtย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Danke Peter *kisses Peter on the cheek*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Do you want me to leave you alone while you finish your homework?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *whispers* if you don't mind, thank you for being their for me and I'm so glad you found your parents, truly, at the moment though I'm struggling and need to focus on my own

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: I understand Schatz, *kisses Peter on the forehead* I'll be back later to see how you are, I'll be here if you need help

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: thank you so muchย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Perhaps you should listen to sweet dreams? It may help you calm down.

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: yeah

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *puts Peter's headphones on his ears then turns on the music*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: thank you ๐Ÿฅน

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: I love you

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *points at himself, makes a heart with his hands, points at Kurt, holds up two fingers*ย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *smiles then walks out the room, towards Charles' office*

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