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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: Did they like the video?

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: yes they loved it

Logan ๐Ÿ: yes they loved it title of your sex tape

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: lmao

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: are we bringing this back?

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: hell yeahย 

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: I'm laughing so hard rn

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: title of your sex tapeย 

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: what the hell is going on?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: that's what I wanna knowย 

LightningMcQueen โšก: why is this funny?

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: title of your sex tape

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: ah back to the good old days

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: ???

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: was I around when the jokes started?

Logan ๐Ÿ: possiblyย 

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: pls explain what the fuck is going on

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: Who started the whole "title of your sex tape thing"

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Alex

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: how nice of you to throw me under the bust like that

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Do you regret making up the the quote babe?

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: no

Logan ๐Ÿ: I helped

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: true

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: basically it's a joke that we say when someone says something sexual

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: isn't it from a TV show?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: no idea

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: oh yeah, Brooklyn 99

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: one of the best shoes ever

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: agreed

LightningMcQueen โšก: true

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: so basically if someone says something that sounds sexual, you'll make it into a joke

Logan ๐Ÿ: pretty much yeah

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: why am I not surprised

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: lmao

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: But why?

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: oh yeah if you didn't know, Wanda can be a bit innocent at times

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: that won't last for long

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: title of your sex tape

LightningMcQueen โšก: Even Kurt does it???

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: Title of Peter's sex tape

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: no denial

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคญ

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Peter has no shame whatsoever

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: lmao

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: I remember the days when Peter was innocent ๐Ÿ˜‡

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: he was innocent?

Logan ๐Ÿ: title of your sex tapeย 

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: When was Peter innocent???

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: I can't imagine Peter innocent

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I was innocent until I was 9

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: 9???

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: that was when we got...the talk

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: what talk?

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: the birds and the bees

LightningMcQueen โšก: the talk about growing up and stuffย 

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: The talk about sex

Logan ๐Ÿ: that was the funniest thing ever

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: ohhhh that talk

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: that must have been... about 7 years ago we had that talk

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: that was funny

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: ohhh yeah, it was hilarious how they gave the talk to everyone rather than just the younger ones

LightningMcQueen โšก: lmao

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: Remember when people kept making jokes about Erik and Charles needing to teach the gay stuff as well

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: did they perform...a demonstration ๐Ÿ˜

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: thankfully not

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: they did talk about the gay stuffย 

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: well it is Charles and Erik

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: fair enoughย 

Logan ๐Ÿ: loads of us kept on teasing them that they were going to do a practical demonstration laterย 

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: and did they?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: well it took them another god knows how many years to realise how much sexual tension there was between them

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: true

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: they are so blind

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: I think you mean they WERE so blind

LightningMcQueen โšก: no they are still blind but instead of being blind of their feelings to each other, they are blind to other people when they are together

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: true when they are together they fail to notice other people around them

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: it's cute

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: lmaoooo

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: if only they remembered that they were in public from time to time

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: at least they aren't fucking in front of you

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: they wouldn't would they?

Logan ๐Ÿ: I mean...

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: Charles has decency...

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Erik on the other hand...

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: Charles has decency???

LightningMcQueen โšก: he's the one who initiates a lot of their make outs

Sean ๐Ÿƒ: yeah but Charles tried to keep it tame since he's the headmaster

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: why are we talking about Charles and Erik making out again?

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: no idea

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: fuck knows

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