Vlog
Chatting in real life
Peter 💨: *recording and talking in a David Attenborough voice* here we see Charles drinking tea, this is something that happens at least 10 times a day, he drinks tea more than he drinks water. One thing you can notice, is the metal watch on his wrist. That is the way his fiance can track where he is to stop him from overworking which he quite often does then wonders why he has a headache.
Charles 📚: *Doesn't notice Peter*
Erik 🧲: *walks into the room* Hello Charles
Charles 📚: Erik, what a pleasant surprise
Peter 💨: *whispers* as you can see, at the sight of my father, Charles looks happier than ever, he never fails to smile when my father arrives
Erik 🧲: You're still working?
Charles 📚: I have to get these papers marked
Erik 🧲: Charles you work too much
Charles 📚: I can handle it
Erik 🧲: please don't overwork yourself Mein Liebling if you need to drop a class then I'll take it for you
Charles 📚: I'm not overworking myself Erik, you are very kind to offer to take my class but I'm alright, don't worry
Peter 💨: this shows how despite looking like a miserable dickhead, my dad is very caring - especially when it comes to Charles
Erik 🧲: Liebling, have a break for a little while
Charles 📚: if you insist
Erik 🧲: I do
Charles 📚: *gets up, stretches, then walks over to Erik and kisses him on the lips*
Peter 💨: this is the common sight to see around the mansion as the "gayest couple in the world" cannot seem to keep their hands off each other
Erik 🧲: *holds Charles close* You need to relax every now and again Charles
Charles 📚: I am relaxed, I'm with you after all
Erik 🧲: *kisses Charles' on the lips and brushes his hands against the back of Charles' thighs*
Charles 📚: *wraps his arms around Erik's neck*
Erik 🧲: *carefully picks Charles up* You are going to bed and taking a break
Charles 📚: *rests his head on Erik's shoulder* fine
Peter 💨: this is a very cute situation however I am going to stop recording before it turns into a sex tape *turns off the camera*
*The next morning*
Peter 💨: *sneaks into Erik and Charles' room and starts recording* Here we can see the uncommon sight of my parents sleeping. They deserve all the sleep in the world as they are damn good parents and look after . Oh wait I need to be careful, it looks as though my dad has just woken up
Erik 🧲: *smiled softly at Charles*
Peter 💨: *whispering* it's alright though, he won't be able to bring himself to wake mom
Erik 🧲: *runs his hand through Charles' hair and kisses his forehead*
Charles 📚: *smiles in his sleep*
Peter 💨: Currently, I am watching my dad who is watching his sleeping fiancé. I think mom will find it funny if I call mein Papa a perv so I will. Vater, du siehst aus wie ein Perverser.
(Father, you look like a perv)
Peter 💨: I even learnt it in German, I'm not fluent but that was a funny thing to learn *exits the room and turns off the recording*
Erik 🧲: *looks up and sees Peter* What the...
*A few hours later*
Peter 💨: *recording* we can see here my mum and dad trying to train together
Erik 🧲: I don't want to hurt you
Charles 📚: it's fine Erik, I'm stronger than you think, hit my hands, were supposed to be training, besides it won't hurt me
Erik 🧲: *stares at Charles*
Charles 📚: *starts laughing hysterically*
Erik 🧲: you're gonna make me laugh *pulls Charles into a hug*
Peter 💨: my dad is very careful when it comes to Charles, there's only been one instance so far where he's been a stupid sod
Charles 📚: I'm not porcelain, you can hit me when we train
Erik 🧲: I don't want to ruin your perfect face *kisses Charles on the lips*
Peter 💨: *fake wretches* how sappy
Erik 🧲: Peter what are you doing?
Charles 📚: oh hello Peter
Peter 💨: it's a surprise
Erik 🧲: *whispers* should we be scared
Charles 📚: probably
Peter 💨: *smirks, stops recording then walks away*
*Later that day*
Peter 💨: *recording* Charles can I ask you a few questions?
Charles 📚: sure Peter
Peter 💨: I need you to answer them without hesitation
Charles 📚: Alright
Peter 💨: What goes on in your head?
Charles 📚: Gay sex for the most part and other people's thoughts when they're projecting
Peter 💨: gross
Charles 📚: you asked
Peter 💨: true. What did you want to say to my dad when you first met him?
Charles 📚: Either "hi, I'm not as straight as I thought I was" or "hi I'm gay"
Peter 💨: *whispers* as you can see, it was love at first sight for Charles Xavier
Charles 📚: what
Peter 💨: Nothing. What is your opinion on my dad?
Charles 📚: he's the best person in the world. I love him. He's handsome, smart, caring, funny and his sarcastic quick wit is admirable. I could go on forever.
Peter 💨: I know, *turns to the camera* sappy
Charles 📚: any more questions?
Peter 💨: on a scale of one to ten, how happy are you in your relationship with my dad?
Charles 📚: 9/10
Peter 💨: a 9?
Charles 📚: it would be wayyyyyy higher if he was next to me
Peter 💨: you're a telepath...
Charles 📚: that's true
Peter 💨: lastly, if my dad fucked up, what would you do?
Charles 📚: try and sort it out before you kick the living daylights out of him
Peter 💨: wise decision, thanks mom *stops recording and walks out*
Charles 📚: *mutters to himself* well that was odd, I didn't know Peter could break the 4th wall. Perhaps he knows Wade? Or has had lessons from him somehow? I don't know how, he hasn't appeared for a while. Oh god...imagine Peter and Wade, I really don't to be honest, they'd be fucking chaos
*after lunch*
Peter 💨: *videoing* Here we can see Charles trying to stop my dad from smoking, he's a very kind fiancé. He'd make a good housewife
Charles 📚: Erik are you smoking again?
Erik 🧲: actually this morning I was smoking again, now I'm smoking still
Charles 📚: *removes the cigarette from Erik's mouth and puts it out in is hand*
Erik 🧲: *grabs Charles' hand* Charles Oh mein Gott are you ok? Don't do that it's painful I don't want you getting hurt
Charles 📚: don't worry, dear, I'm ok
Erik 🧲: promise?
Charles 📚: of course
Erik 🧲: sorry for smoking, I've been really stressed recently
Charles 📚: it's ok dear, I'm here if you need to talk
Erik 🧲: thank you *kisses Charles on the cheek*
Peter 💨: the next part of this vlog on why I love Cherik will be pictures with my commentary as an explanation
Peter 💨: In this picture, my parents were giving each other a high five while Logan is sat between them
Peter 💨: I love my dad and mom because they always make Logan and Hank the third wheel which is hilarious and they make every single person jealous since they are the type of relationship they want to be in
Peter 💨: None of us quite know what's going on here, it looks like my parents are riding a broomstick together
Peter 💨: I love my parents because they are hilarious and you never know what they will do next. They try to act professional but they will always end up doing something that makes you go "what the actual fuck"
Peter 💨: In this picture you can clearly see my dad kissing Charles on the head while Charles touches my dad's chest - I know he was definitely trying to touch my dad's abs
Peter 💨: I find it hilarious that they only recently got together as I think even a blind person could tell that you are the gayest couple ever
Peter 💨: in this picture mom's face looks like he knows exactly what dirty thought my dad is thinking - which he probably does
Peter 💨: my dad was sat with his legs crossed looking a little fruity
Peter 💨: Proof of how Gay mom is
Peter 💨: the only thing that describes this picture is intense eye fucking
Peter 💨: this picture just shows how in love they were...even before they got together. Honestly, they are the best parents ever and despite all the teasing about how affectionate they are, I genuinely hope I have a relationship like theirs in the future. I love you mom and dad, never change, I wish you the best in your life. Damn this sounds like a goodbye thing, it's not it's just me being the wonderful loving son I am. Remember: always wear protection.
Peter 💨: in this picture my dad is playing the trumpet and I am banging the oven along to the best
Peter 💨: This picture is blackmail and shows that my dad is definitely the irresponsible parent - love you dad. That concludes the picture montage for now, back to the vlog
*A few hours later*
Erik 🧲: Hey Peter, you said you wanted to talk to me?
Peter 💨: *recording* yes, I have a couple questions and I need you to answer without hesitation
Erik 🧲: alright what's the first question?
Peter 💨: When you first met mom, what did you want to say to him after he said hello
Erik 🧲: that apparently I wasn't as straight as I thought I was. I had always considered the fact that I was bisexual however I was slightly denying it. It was only after I saw Charles that I fully accepted the fact that I did not just like girls, I also liked men
Peter 💨: funny, he said a similar thing
Erik 🧲: interesting
Peter 💨: when did you know you loved him?
Erik 🧲: That first night we spent together caused me to develop a crush on him. I didn't realise it until 2 years later, at first I thought it was just a close friendship however the intimate connection eventually made me think that it wasn't just friendship. It wasn't until just after I left that I completely realised I loved him.
Peter 💨: Why do you love Charles?
Erik 🧲: *shows a picture of Charles to Peter*
Erik 🧲: I don't know how you can't love him. He's the smartest person ever, the most handsome and adorable man ever, he is the sweetest and kindest soul in the world with more patience and sympathy than all of the people in this school put together. He's trustworthy and respectful and always knows how to cheer me up. He may be quirky but that's just Charles. He's taught me to never be afraid of being myself. I love him no matter what. I always have and I always will.
Peter 💨: simp
Erik 🧲: you asked
Peter 💨: if you were a stupid sod, what would you do?
Erik 🧲: Beg you not to hurt me and beg Charles to forgive me
Peter 💨: accurate, if you could choose one thing about mom to change, what would it be?
Erik 🧲: how could you call him anything other than perfect, he's mine and I love him just the way he is
Peter 💨: it was just a question
Erik 🧲: wait actually...the one thing about Charles that I would change is his last name
Peter 💨: sappiest shit ever
Erik 🧲: *rolls his eyes*
Peter 💨: thanks dad
Erik 🧲: you're welcome son
Peter 💨: *stops recording*
*Later that evening*
Peter 💨: *starts recording*
Charles 📚: hello Erik
Erik 🧲: good evening Schatz
Charles 📚: *blushes*
Erik 🧲: chess?
Charles 📚: of course
Peter 💨: The day in the life of Cherik always ends with Chess and drinks, seriously do they ever have a sober moment in their relationship? One thing I must say is that their chess games make their relationship the gayest thing ever - which is saying something as I've seen the Lord of the Rings, falsettos and book of Mormon.
Erik 🧲: Any idea what's going on with Peter, I've caught him recording us this whole day
Peter 💨: *whispers to the camera* it's called a vlog for a reason
Charles 📚: it is rather odd, I wonder why he's doing it
Peter 💨: when you find out, I don't think your eyes will be dry.
Erik 🧲: that's what I want to know
Peter 💨: I'm doing it to show you both how much I love you
Charles 📚: your move my dear
Peter 💨: old man mom sure is gay
Erik 🧲: thank you Schatz
Peter 💨: Charles has him wrapped around his little finger
Charles 📚: *grins* Whatever Peter is doing sure will be entertaining
Erik 🧲: I couldn't agree more
Peter 💨: this is my final message in this vlog before I edit it all together. Charles & Erik, Mom & Dad, I love you both and I am so grateful to have you as my parents and I am thrilled that you are getting married. I can't wait. You had better treat each other right otherwise there will be hell to pay. Charles if my dad is a stupid sod (which he often is) let me know right away. Thank you for both being there for me. To the best couple in the world - pretend I'm raising a glass. Hope this vlog made you smile. *Stops recording*