Pool game
Chatting in real life
Erik 🧲: Are you ready to get your arse kicked?
Charles 📚: I think you should be asking yourself that
Erik 🧲: In your dreams Xavier
Charles 📚: you, in my dreams, well that's nothing new Lehnsherr *smirks*
Erik 🧲: Flirting, how very unprofessional *smirks*
Charles 📚: Just like the old times
Erik 🧲: indeed
Charles 📚: I'm still going to beat you
Erik 🧲: We'll see about that Xavier
Charles 📚: Bring it on Lehnsherr
Peter 😎: Charles breaks
Erik 🧲: well they do say ladies first
Charles 📚: funny, you don't call me a woman when you're jerking me off
Erik 🧲: 😒
Charles 📚: *smirks then performs the break shot*
Lorna 🧩: is it just me or are they acting different?
Hank 🔬: they are just being Charles and Erik
Logan 🍁: they are both very competitive, when they play against each other
Kurt 🌃: why are they calling each other by their surnames?
Wanda 🔮: that's what I want to know
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: no idea
Remy ♣️: who's up for a bet?
Remy'sGirl ♥️: you and your bets 🙄
Remy ♣️: what, it's fun?
OfficialScottSummers 👁️: Stakes?
Sean 🍃: $20 on whoever wins
Logan 🍁: Charles
Remy ♣️: Erik
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: Erik
Wanda 🔮: Erik
Raven 💙: Charles
Lorna 🧩: Erik
Hank 🔬: Charles
Remy'sGirl ♥️: Charles
OfficialScottSummers 👁️: Erik
Kurt 🌃: Charles
Psylocke 💜: Erik
Storm ⛈️: Erik
Sean 🍃: Charles
Peter 😎: Charles
Remy ♣️: it's 50/50
Logan 🍁: interesting
Erik 🧲: you good Xavier? Not crumbling under the pressure I hope
Charles 📚: You wish Lehnsherr
Erik 🧲: you sure sure, your hands are looking shaky?
Charles 📚: *holds his pool cue tightly then uses the white ball to pocket one of his yellow balls*
Erik 🧲: not bad, not bad
Charles 📚: go on, start climbing on the table
Erik 🧲: *rolls his eyes* that was once when we were younger
Charles 📚: you may need to improve your memory skills as you did it during your match with Logan
Erik 🧲: no I didn't
Charles 📚: there's photographic evidence dipshit
Peter 😎: Well well well ladies and gentlemen this match is getting heated. Who knew Charles Xavier had such a potty mouth
Sean 🍃: He swore???
Logan 🍁: shocking
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: the world must be ending
Remy ♣️: take cover
Hank 🔬: 😱😱😱
Wanda 🔮: what's going on?
Kurt 🌃: Charles never swears
Remy'sGirl ♥️: haven't you realised that whenever someone swears he says language?
Lorna 🧩: wait he does that all the time, I thought that was just a one off?
OfficialScottSummers 👁️: nope ALL the time
Psylocke 💜: every time someone swears
Storm ⛈️: that's why we have had to get ✨creative✨
Logan 🍁: I don't give a shit so I'll swear all I like
Sean 🍃: see you've not changed Logan
Hank 🔬: honestly he's as bad as you with your weed, he still smokes those awful cigars
Remy ♣️: does Charles ever swear?
Raven 💙: yes, there a a few circumstances where he does swear
Wanda 🔮: what are they?
Remy'sGirl ♥️: do you really want to know?
Lorna 🧩: yes
OfficialScottSummers 👁️: well...
Logan 🍁: he swears when he has sex with Erik
Peter 😎: how do you know this scarring information...
Logan 🍁: extra sensitive hearing
Psylocke 💜: so have you...
OfficialScottSummers 👁️: does that mean...
Remy'sGirl ♥️: please tell me you've not...
Kurt 🌃: did you...
Sean 🍃: are you asking if he heard you and your boyfriends/girlfriends have sex
Storm ⛈️: ...
Logan 🍁: thankfully not, all I hear is Charles swearing as it's quite loud
Hank 🔬: I can relate
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I feel so sorry for you
OfficialScottSummers 👁️: I'm sorry you have had to listen to that handsome
Logan 🍁: it's alright, it does mean I get to take the piss out of Charles
Hank 🔬: true
Peter 😎: I think I'd die if I were in your position
Wanda 🔮: same
Lorna 🧩: me too
Raven 💙: Charles only swears when he's with Erik. The only other circumstance is when they play pool
Remy ♣️: why pool in particular?
Remy'sGirl ♥️: probably because it's the only one he can't cheat on
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: fair point
Erik 🧲: that was certainly an interesting decision
Charles 📚: I'm always up for surprises
Erik 🧲: *pockets one of his red balls*
Charles 📚: *positions himself to pocket one of his balls*
Erik 🧲: *uses his mutation to undo Charles' fly*
Charles 📚: That is cheating Lehnsherr
Erik 🧲: I thought we didn't play by the rules *steps behind Charles and wraps his hands around his stomach before kissing his neck*
Charles 📚: trying to distract me?
Erik 🧲: is it working?
Charles 📚: *pockets one of his balls* no
Erik 🧲: that's a shame
Charles 📚: your go
Erik 🧲: ready to be beaten Xavier?
Charles 📚: Lehnsherr, in case you haven't noticed you still have to pocket the black ball
Erik 🧲: of course I noticed Xavier, just keeping you on your toes
Charles 📚: trying to get away with cheating Lehnsherr?
Erik 🧲: *hits the black ball but doesn't manage to pocket it* fuck it
Charles 📚: *pockets the black ball* why thank you Lehnsherr, it was a pleasure to play with you as per usual
Erik 🧲: whatever Xavier *walks over to Charles and places his hands on his waist before gently kissing Charles on the lips* good game
Charles 📚: indeed, was that a celebratory kiss?
Erik 🧲: no, it was an 'I'm pissed that you won but I loved playing with you and I'm proud of you kiss'
Charles 📚: I love you too
Peter 😎: And the winner of the pool tournament is...CHARLES XAVIER
Remy ♣️: I guess a lot of us owe money
Remy'sGirl ♥️: yes you do
Lorna 🧩: that was entertaining
Wanda 🔮: it was fun to watch
Kurt 🌃: are you normally allowed to try and distract your opponent by kissing them?
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: not normally no
Logan 🍁: but Charles and Erik aren't normal
Psylocke 💜: true
Charles 📚: oi we are perfectly normal
Erik 🧲: *wraps his arm around Charles' waist*
Hank 🔬: normal...yeah right
Sean 🍃: what was with the calling each other surnames?
Storm ⛈️: that was strange
Charles 📚: an inside joke
Raven 💙: do tell
Erik 🧲: when we first played pool together it was in a pub in England, shortly after we first met, we'd perhaps known each other for a day or two.
Raven 💙: I remember that, Charles disappeared one evening and came home blushing like a fool
Hank 🔬: nothing unusual there then
Erik 🧲: well, when we starting playing Charles decided to get a bit competitive and called me by my surname as it sounded formal, like we were rivals but also like we were old friends
Charles 📚: I was just fooling around however it's now become a thing that we call each other by our surnames when we play pool
Erik 🧲: another part of the joke is Charles being Charles
Peter 😎: what flirting with whatever walks?
Charles 📚: yes actually, at the time it seemed like a joke however I was genuinely flirting with Erik
Erik 🧲: which I did not realise
Logan 🍁: no surprises there
Sean 🍃: and I thought they couldn't get any weirder
Psylocke 💜: news flash, they can
Kurt 🌃: I think it's cute
Peter 😎: your cute
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: it's sappy
Hank 🔬: and the award for the most sickeningly in love couple goes to Charles and Erik
Charles 📚: best award ever, don't you think?
Erik 🧲: I couldn't agree more *kisses Charles gently on the lips*
Charles 📚: *blushes*