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Ice cream

TheBetterSummers 💪🏻 created the groupchat "The Originals"

TheBetterSummers 💪🏻 added Hank 🔬, Logan 🍁,  WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸, Charles 📚 and Erik 🧲

TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: Charles, I have a question to ask about you and Erik

Erik 🧲: we are kind of busy at the moment

Charles 📚: we can't talk now

TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: ugh boring 

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Did you guys stop having sex to answer the messages...

Hank 🔬: that's shocking

Charles 📚: no we did not

Logan 🍁: you're messaging us while you have sex?

Erik 🧲: no, we aren't having sex

Hank 🔬: 😱😱😱

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: shocker

TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: what is so important that you can't respond to your favourite student

Charles 📚: you're not the favourite

Logan 🍁: owch

Hank 🔬: emotional damage 

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Alex you got burned 🔥🔥🔥

Erik 🧲: we're with Peter

Hank 🔬: ohhhhh

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: so you didn't kill him?

Erik 🧲: of course I didn't kill him, he's Mein Sohn 

TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: 🤯🤯🤯

Charles 📚: we'll talk later

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Chatting in real life 

Peter 💨: *walks into the ice cream parlour* What ice cream can I get?

Erik 🧲: Whatever you want son, Charles is paying after all

Charles 📚: why me?

Peter 💨: Because you're like a millionaire mom

Erik 🧲: haha true 

Charles 📚: Don't insult me, I'm a billionaire 

Peter 💨: Damn, that's the first time I've seen Charles flex about having money 

Charles 📚: it is not proper to boast about money, however, you 3 are my family so it seems only right not to keep things from you 

Erik 🧲: aka you're posh but know we won't go round telling the world you're rich

Charles 📚: *rolls his eyes fondly* 

Peter 💨: *sits down at a table*

Erik 🧲: *pulls Charles' chair out for him*

Charles 📚: thank you dear

Peter 💨: *rolls his eyes* 

Erik 🧲: so what do you want Peter?

Peter 💨: could I get 3 scoops of ice cream?

Charles 📚: sure what do you want?

Peter 💨: cookies dough, strawberry and honeycomb

Charles 📚: Sure, what do you want handsome?

Erik 🧲: I don't think you need to read my mind to know what I want Charles 

Charles 📚: got it *gets up and walks over to the counter to order*

Peter 💨: what are you getting dad?

Erik 🧲: mint choc chip

Peter 💨: nice, what's mom going to get?

Erik 🧲: Something that is full of sugar and covered in chocolate 

Peter 💨: I should have guessed 

Charles 📚: *walks back over to the table* it should be coming very soon

Erik 🧲: you didn't...

Charles 📚: *smirks*

Erik 🧲: 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

Peter 💨: what?

Erik 🧲: you'll see

Charles 📚: haha

Waiter: *walks over with their ice cream*

Erik 🧲: *rolls his eyes at Charles*

Waiter: three scoops: honeycomb, strawberry and cookie dough?

Peter 💨: thanks that's mine *grabs the ice cream pot*

Waiter: Mint choc chip?

Erik 🧲: mine *takes the pot of ice cream*

Waiter: and for you sir, the deluxe chocolate brownie sundae *places the sundae on the table*

Charles 📚: thank you very much 

Waiter: *walks away*

Peter 💨: oh my God

Erik 🧲: you and your sweet tooth 🙄

Peter 💨: *gapes at Charles*

Charles 📚: *shrugs* I'm like a billionaire 

Erik 🧲: *picks up Charles' spoon with his mutation and feeds him some ice cream*

Charles 📚: *giggles*

Peter 💨: Do you ever stop flirting?

Erik 🧲: *laughs* eat your ice cream before it melts 

Peter 💨: I could eat it using my mutation you know

Erik 🧲: you could but you'd have to wait for us to finish

Charles 📚: please don't do that Peter, I don't want you choking

Peter 💨: fine 

Erik 🧲: honestly Charles how have you managed to get chocolate on your nose

Charles 📚: I have chocolate on my nose...

Peter 💨: hahaha, I must say, it does look good what you got mom

Charles 📚: Do you want to try some?

Peter 💨: you sure?

Charles 📚: yes

Peter 💨: *tries some of Charles' ice cream* oh my god that's heavenly

Erik 🧲: you should feel special Peter, Charles has never let me have some

Charles 📚: yes I have...

Erik 🧲: not until you can't eat any more 

Charles 📚: haha

Erik 🧲: *takes a spoonful of Charles' ice cream and eats it*

Charles 📚: oi, eat your own *smacks Erik on the chest*

Peter 💨: lmaooo

Erik 🧲: *rolls his eyes* told you

Peter 💨: Can we come here more often, just the three of us? I like spending time with you

Charles 📚: I'm sure we could arrange it, so long as the girls understand

Erik 🧲: yes, I'm sure we can do it again but we don't want the girls to get jealous

Peter 💨: I understand 

Erik 🧲: Charles have you finished eating your pile of sugar?

Charles 📚: yes I have

Peter 💨: you still have chocolate on your nose

Erik 🧲: here let me *licks the chocolate off Charles' nose*

Charles 📚: ERIK

Erik 🧲: *grins then briefly kissed Charles* What?

Peter 💨: *buries his face in his hands*

Charles 📚: you're an idiot

Erik 🧲: your idiot 

Charles 📚: I'll just pay then we can go

Peter 💨: Sounds good

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