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Sisters

Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: they're back!!!

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: Are you ok Logan?

Logan ๐Ÿ: yeah, I'm ok bub

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: What's up Peter?

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: Are you alright Hank?

Hank ๐Ÿฆ : I'm good handsome

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: The girls...they're my sisters

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: you have sisters?

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: how come you never mentioned them?

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: I thought they were dead

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: Are you alright brother?

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: shocked

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: Do you want me to come to your room?

LightningMcQueen โšก: Can we meet your sisters?

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: yes to both questions

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Chatting in real life

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: so Peter, do you have a girlfriend?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: no I don't actually

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: Ha sad

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *teleports into the room* Hey handsome are you alright

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: hey Kurt

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: can I give you a hug?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: of course *holds out his arms*

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: *hugs Peter tightly*

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: *kisses the top of Kurt's head* Just because I said I didn't have a girlfriend, doesn't mean I'm single

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: Sorry, I didn't mean to assumeย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: so are you gay?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: no, Bi

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: omg same

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: I'm gayย 

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: ha Charles is finally not the only gay one

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: what do you mean?

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: the family group chat with me, mom, dad and Logan is called 'the bisexuals and Charles'

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: lmao

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ: Guten Tag, I'm Kurt, Peter's boyfriend

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I'm Wanda

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: and I'm Lornaย 

Kurt ๐ŸŒƒ:ย  pleasure to meet you both

Peter ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Can I add you both to our group chat?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: sure

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: sounds good

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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

MrSexy๐Ÿ˜Ž added Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ and Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ to the groupchat

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Hi

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: hello, who are you all?

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: Hey, I'm Alex. I'll be one of your teachersย 

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: I'm Scott, and I'll also be one of your teachers

Logan ๐Ÿ: you say that you are teachers yet neither of you act very mature

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: Says you Logan

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: Hi, I'm Betsy

LightningMcQueen โšก: I'm Ororo

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: Kurt

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: My name's Rogue

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: I'm Remy

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: Hello

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: nice to meet you

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: then you obviously know me

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: who else would choose 'MrSexy' as their name

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: It's actually 'MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž', besides it's true

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: ha, keep telling yourself that brother

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: it certainly is true babe

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: thank you handsomeย 

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: ...anywayย 

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: So you're Peter's sisters?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: yes, we're triplets

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: who's the oldest

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Me

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: I'm the middle child

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: and I'm the youngest

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: cool

LightningMcQueen โšก: I have to ask, are you alright with gay people? As if not, there's going to be some problems given that basically everyone on this group chat is gay

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: I'm lesbian, so of course I'm ok with it

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: and I'm bi so...

LightningMcQueen โšก: FINALLY, another lesbian

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: haha

Logan ๐Ÿ: who's gonna explain the web of relationships?

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: it can't be that confusing

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: you say that...

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: well...

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: ...

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Romantic relationships:

1) Mom x Dad

2) Me x Kurt

3) Rogue x Remy

4) Scott x Logan

5) Hank x Alex

6) Betsy x Ororo

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: How is that confusing?

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: Seems pretty straightforward

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: apart from the fact that most of those relationships are not straight

LightningMcQueen โšก: lmaooo

Logan ๐Ÿ: lol

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: true

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: Platonic relationships:

1) Me & Rogue (Unbiological siblings)

2) Me & Logan (Unbiological siblings)

3) Rogue & Logan (Unbiological Uncle and neice)

4) Alex & Scott (biological siblings)

5) Raven & Charles (adopted siblings)ย 

6) Raven & Me (Unbiological aunt and nephew)

7) Me & Hank (Unbiological Uncle and nephew)ย 

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: I take it back

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: So you are all one giant family

Remy'sGirl โ™ฅ๏ธ: pretty much

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: things can definitely get hectic

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: agreed

Logan ๐Ÿ: quite a few of us call Erik and Charles mom and dad

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: Wait have you met them?

Lorna ๐Ÿงฉ: yes

LightningMcQueen โšก: Ok, you should probably be warned...

Wanda ๐Ÿ”ฎ: that they can't keep their hands off each other?

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: yep lmao

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: they are very cute

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: you are the sweetest Kurt

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฅฐ

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