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Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately.
Erik ❤️: Do you know where you can find an officiator for a wedding?
Charles 🥰: yes actually, Logan is a licensed officiator
Erik ❤️: he is?
Charles 🥰: don't ask, he got drunk one evening
Erik ❤️: ok that does sound like something Logan would do
Charles 🥰: indeed, so Logan is the officiator, Hank is my best man and Peter is your best man, correct?
Erik ❤️: correct
Erik ❤️: do you trust Logan to officiate?
Charles 🥰: ...well
Charles 🥰: I am a psychic you know
Erik ❤️: I thought you didn't use your telepathy to control people Liebling
Charles 🥰: I don't however if if I were to request that people behave on our wedding day I would that, unless they were a child
Erik ❤️: you'd break your golden rule because you want our wedding to go perfect
Charles 🥰: yes
Erik ❤️: You have no idea how much those words mean to me Liebling
Charles 🥰: I'm glad they mean a lot to you darling
Erik ❤️: I love you Char
Charles 🥰: I love you too handsome
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Dadneto 🧲 and BestSonEver 🤩 are chatting privately.
Dadneto 🧲: Peter, I need help
BestSonEver 🤩: oh god what did you do?
Dadneto 🧲: I'm in love
BestSonEver 🤩: I guessed that, you are getting married
Dadneto 🧲: you aren't being helpful
BestSonEver 🤩: What did Charles do?
Dadneto 🧲: Be the most sweet perfect and amazing man ever
BestSonEver 🤩: You just want to talk about Charles don't you
Dadneto 🧲: I need to talk about him to someone
BestSonEver 🤩: go ahead and talk, I won't interrupt you
Dadneto 🧲: Vielen Dank, Sohn
Dadneto 🧲: Charles just said to me that he would break his golden rule - not to use his telepathy to mind control anyone - if it meant we had the perfect wedding. My heart is throbbing he's so adorable and I love him so much
Dadneto 🧲: He may dress like an old man but somehow he even manages to make cardigans look sexy in him - it's remarkable how well everything fits him
Dadneto 🧲: I can't believe he's so that for our wedding he's the best person in the world and I'm obsessed with him as he's amazing and kind and thoughtful and beautiful and sexy and intelligent and the best person ever
Dadneto 🧲: he's perfect
Dadneto 🧲: he's the most adorable man in the world
Dadneto 🧲: 😍😍😍
Dadneto 🧲: He has the most gorgeous smile ever - it could literally make flowers grow with the amount of happiness it radiates
Dadneto 🧲: and his hair oh my lord his hair it's the most beautiful thing I have ever touched. It's so soft and silky and it slides through my fingers like water
Dadneto 🧲: and don't even get me started on his eyes. His eyes are the bluest things you will ever see oh my god. They are stunning. They are a mixture of compassion and understanding that I could lose myself in for hours. In different lights, his eyes look different shades of blue and they reflect his emotions. When he is happy they are bright, when he is sad they darken and when he is serene they look like the ocean. Whenever I stare into his eyes, they always radiate intelligence, mischief and love.
Dadneto 🧲: he's so hot and I can't believe he's with me like honestly I can't keep my eyes off of him and just arghhhh
Dadneto 🧲: 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Dadneto 🧲: I don't know what I'd do without my Charles, I love him so goddamn much and everything he said just now made me live him even more than I did (if that's even possible)
Dadneto 🧲: he's so handsome it's unreal
Dadneto 🧲: I don't think there are enough words in the English language to describe how much I love him
BestSonEver 🤩: you sure did just use a lot of words
BestSonEver 🤩: that was the sappiest shit I have ever seen
Dadneto 🧲: ...
BestSonEver 🤩: I'm glad you have him dad, it's nice seeing you head over heals for someone. It's kind of funny, you're actually like a teenage girl with a crush on someone who she loves dearly
Dadneto 🧲: look what being in a school full of teenagers does to you, you start acting like one
BestSonEver 🤩: haha
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Peter 💨 and ProfessorCardigan 🧬 are chatting privately.
Peter 💨: thanks a lot Charles
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: what did I do?
Peter 💨: I had to listen to my dad talking for half a fucking hour
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: language
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: and that's my fault because...
Peter 💨: he was talking about you
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: good things I hope
Peter 💨: it was the sappiest shit I had ever seen
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: language
Peter 💨: 🙄
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: what did he say?
Peter 💨: I'll give you my phone and show you
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: thank you
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Charles 📚 and Hank 🔬 are chatting privately
Charles 📚: Hank...
Hank 🔬: yes...
Charles 📚: you know how you're my best friend and the best man at my wedding?
Hank 🔬: yes...
Hank 🔬: I don't know if I like the way this is going...
Charles 📚: Can I talk to you about Erik?
Hank 🔬: oh hell no not again, I put up with that for 10 years find someone else mom
Hank 🔬 blocked this user
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Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately.
Charles 🥰: you are adorable
Erik ❤️: Am I?
Charles 🥰: Messaging your son for half an hour about me is considered adorable in my opinion
Erik ❤️: he showed you...
Erik ❤️: that little shit
Charles 🥰: I asked him to
Erik ❤️: ...
Charles 🥰: it made me cry as it was so sweet
Erik ❤️: I love you
Charles 🥰: now I must go talk to Peter about you since Hank blocked me
Erik ❤️: he blocked you...
Charles 🥰: yeah
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Peter 💨 and ProfessorCardigan 🧬 are chatting privately.
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Can I talk to you, Hank blocked me
Peter 💨: sure, what about?
Peter 💨: and why in earth did Hank block you?
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Because I wanted to talk about Erik
Peter 💨: ...
Peter 💨: you want to do the same to me that my dad did, don't you
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Can I?
Peter 💨: go ahead, I'll stay quiet until you finish
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: thank you
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I didn't know I was capable of loving someone so much until I met Erik. He may keep up his cool demeanor but after you let the iceberg melt you come to see how kind, sweet, passionate, loving and amazing he is.
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: He's incredibly smart and not to mention handsome. He's the most handsome man in the world
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I mean just look at him, he's the most handsome man ever
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: 😍😍😍
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I don't know what is do without him he's the best person in the world and the person I love more than anyone and anything else
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Erik is the most handsome man I've ever seen. His hair oh god it's gorgeous. His blondish-brown locks are amazing and I love the feel of them as I run my hands through them
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: 😍😍😍😍😍
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: His eyes are stunning. They're a mixture of many unique colours and with each lighting they look a different but most the time they are an enchanting storm grey that make my insides flutter whenever I stare into them
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I can't believe how lucky I got to be able to call Erik mine he's amazing and the hottest man alive and I don't know what I'd do without him.
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: Whenever he talks me knees go week because he sounds so sexy and it's just arghhhh
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: 🥵🥵🥵
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I can't describe how much I love him. He makes me the happiest man alive and I am so grateful for him.
Peter 💨: you seemed to have done a good job telling me about him
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: haha
Peter 💨: you're a sap for romance Charles
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: true
Peter 💨: I'm glad you love him
ProfessorCardigan 🧬: so am I Peter, so am I
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Chatting on 'OG third Wheelers'
Peter 😎: I fucking hate you Hank
Hank 🔬: Charles?
Peter 😎: yep
Hank 🔬: sucks to be you
Logan 🍁: what happened?
Alex 💪🏻: yeah what happened
Hank 🔬: Charles asked me if he could talk to me about Erik since I'm his best man
Logan 🍁: lmao
Hank 🔬: so I blocked him
Alex 💪🏻: that was a bit harsh
Peter 😎: I had to listen to him for half an hour...
Logan 🍁: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hank 🔬: rather you than me
Peter 😎: he was talking about my DAD
Alex 💪🏻: ha are you mentally scarred?
Peter 😎: and it gets worse
Logan 🍁: how...
Peter 😎: this morning I had to listen to my dad talking about Charles for half an hour...
Hank 🔬: I'm sorry
Alex 💪🏻: no you're not
Hank 🔬: Alex is right, I'm really not
Logan 🍁: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Peter 😎: I hate you all
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Dadneto 🧲 and BestSonEver 🤩 are chatting privately
BestSonEver 🤩: I had to endure half an our of Charles talking about you 💀
Dadneto 🧲: Can I see what he said?
BestSonEver 🤩: sure
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Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately.
Erik ❤️: you're adorable
Charles 🥰: I take it Peter showed you
Erik ❤️: yep
Charles 🥰: I love you Erik
Erik ❤️: Really, I never guessed
Erik ❤️: 😱😱😱
Charles 🥰: idiot
Erik ❤️: you love me
Charles 🥰: I thought we had gathered that that was obvious darling
Erik ❤️: I love you too Charles
Charles 🥰: good to know
Erik ❤️: idiot
Charles 🥰: ❤️❤️❤️