X-Men chatfic

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Cheater

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ and Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป are chatting privately.

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: what was that thing Peter was saying?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: you still don't know?

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: no

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: are you sure you want to knowย 

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: I probably don't but I still want to know

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: well since they had both been making out they were...

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: they were what?

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: hard

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: why did I ask

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: I have no idea darling

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: I need something to clear my head

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: I could help

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: yes please

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: who's room?

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: come to mine

Hank ๐Ÿ”ฌ: be right there love

Alex ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: see you in a minute handsome

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Chatting in real life

*In the kitchen*

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: you look beautiful babe

Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป: thank you, you look incredibly handsomeย 

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: *kisses Kitty*

*Behind the Kitchen door*

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: remember to be quiet as it's the middle of the night

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: yeah, we don't want to wake anyoneย 

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: did you hear something?

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: yeah, I think there's someone in the kitchen

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: I'll go in first, wait for me to call you

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: ok

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *walks into the kitchen and sees Kitty and Bobby kissing* WHAT THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU DOING. HOW COULD YOU DO THAT, HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ROGUE

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: keep your voice down, we don't want her finding out

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: *calmly* well unlucky for you she was here all along

Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป: Rogue

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: how could you Kitty? My best friend and my boyfriend of 3 years

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: babe...

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: Three fucking years I wasted my life on you

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: Rogue listen to me

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: shut the fuck up bastard

Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป: we didn't want you finding out like this

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: oh that's considerate of you, what were you going to do - let Bobby continue to be a double-crossing dickhead for another few months before breaking up with me without any warning

Bobby ๐ŸงŠ: ...

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *punches Bobby in the face knocking him out cold*

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: and as for you. You were my best friend. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *glares at Kitty*

Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป: what you gonna do newbie, punch me?

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: of course not, I'm a gentleman, I don't hit women

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: just because he won't, I will *walks over and punches Kitty hard*

Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป: ow

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: *walks out if the room*

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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: get the guns

Logan ๐Ÿ: on it

Hank ๐Ÿฆ : no don't do that

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: who, were and why?

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: Bobby cheated on me

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: that cocksucker

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: who with?

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: Kitty

ThunderAndLightning โšก: WHAT, YOUR BEST FRIEND?

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: that's fucked up

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL THEM BOTH

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: do you have anything to say for yourself Kitty?

Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป: it's not as though it was a huge secret - Jean knew

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: well she's a manipulative bitch

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: you know her

Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป: Don't you miss her Scott, you were dating for 5 years?

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: she was toxic throughout that entire thing I'm glad I got rid of her

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: I feel so bad for you

Logan ๐Ÿ: Besides he has someone better now

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž removed Kitty ๐Ÿ˜ป from the group chat

Hank ๐Ÿฆ : I'm going to turn a blind eye unless you injure someone severelyย 

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: we'd never do that

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: he was talking to Peter and Logan

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: someone needs to keep an eye on them

Logan ๐Ÿ: my claws are out Peter, are you ready?

MrSexy ๐Ÿ˜Ž: of course, where are they

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: kitchen, I'm going to look after Rogue and I'll be back soon

Logan ๐Ÿ: k, this boy is going to be getting a beating

LazerKid ๐Ÿ”ด: I'm coming

Psylocke ๐Ÿ’œ: same

ThunderAndLightning โšก: same

Blueberry ๐Ÿซ: I'll come too

Hank ๐Ÿฆ : I'm pretending I didn't see any of this

TheBetterSummers ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป: same

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Chatting in real life

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: *crying in her room*

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *knocks on the door* Hey Cheerio can I come in?

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: *sniffles* sure

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *walks into the room and rushes over to Rogue*

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: hey Remy

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *sits down and pulls Rogue into a hug*

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: be careful I don't want to hurt you

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: you won't hurt me Cheerio

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: but what if I do, that's why I never let Bobby kiss me - incase I hurt him

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: you've been learning to control your powers haven't you?

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: yes, I haveย 

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: well I don't see what the problem is then *hugs her tightly*

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: *hugs him back and crys softly*

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: Oh Cheerio, what we gonna do with you?

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: I can't believe he cheated on me

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: He's just a dumb playboy who wants to get laid

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: *chuckles slightly*

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: don't worry Rogue I'll be here for you, every step of the way

Don'tTouch๐Ÿšซ: thank you Remyย 

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: *pulls her close to his chest*

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: tell me if this hurts you

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: alright

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: *gently kisses Remy's cheek* thank you for being here for me

Remy โ™ฃ๏ธ: no pain whatsoever Cheerio, you don't need to thank me, I'll always be here for youย 

Don'tTouch ๐Ÿšซ: good

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