Engaged
Chatting in real life.
Charles 🥰: Did you want to tell people?
Erik ❤️: Perhaps we should not hide it but not be super obvious
Charles 🥰: That's a good idea, we can see how long it takes them to work it out
Erik ❤️: I think we should tell Peter though
Charles 🥰: good idea
Erik ❤️: Charles you can stop crying now
Charles 🥰: I can't help it, I've been through a rollercoaster of emotions in like 5 hours
Erik ❤️: how are you feeling now?
Charles 🥰: I'm the happiest I've ever felt
Erik ❤️: as am I Schatz
Charles 🥰: I still can't stop crying
Erik ❤️: oh Charles come here, let me give you a hug, it's ok, I'm here, everything is ok. We're both very emotional and happy *eyes well up* I love you
Charles 🥰: *walks over to Erik and hugs him* I love you too
Erik ❤️: *hugs Charles tightly, wipes his eyes then kisses him on the lips*
Charles 🥰: *kisses Erik back*
Erik ❤️: are you still crying?
Charles 🥰: yes but you are helping me calm down
Erik ❤️: perhaps I should kiss you again to stop your tears completely
Charles 🥰: please do
Erik ❤️: *kisses Charles harshly*
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Hank 🔬 created the groupchat 'Third Wheelers'.
Hank 🔬 added TheBetterSummers 💪🏻, Logan 🍁 and Peter 😎 to the groupchat.
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: hello
Logan 🍁: Lmao we literally are the OG third wheelers
Peter 😎: well I'm not an OG...
Hank 🔬: you have it worse, they are your parents
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: true
Logan 🍁: it's been very quiet today, has anyone seen them?
Peter 😎: yeah, my dad came and told me that he had to leave for a few months
Hank 🔬: oh fuck it'll be worse this time as they are dating
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: agreed, Charles will go into mega depressed mode
Logan 🍁: fucks sake
Peter 😎: My dad said that he would force the government to not make him go
Hank 🔬: Shit we may need to do a prison break...
Peter 😎: Don't look at me, I'm a child
Logan 🍁: You're also really fast
Hank 🔬: If anyone could get Erik out of the pentagon it would be you
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: 🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️🤦🏼♂️
Peter 😎: I'm going to go and check on them
Logan 🍁: you may want really dark sunglasses - just in case
Hank 🔬: are you sure that's the best idea
Peter 😎: it's not but I want to know if my dad is staying
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: fair point, go find out details and report back to us
Peter 😎: yes Sir 🫡
Hank 🔬: haha
Logan 🍁: Peter, it's been 10 minutes, what's going on???
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Chatting in real life
Peter 💨: *looks into Charles' office*
Charles 📚 and Erik 🧲: *Making out*
Peter 💨: *takes a picture then knocks on the door*
Charles 📚 and Erik 🧲: *break apart, turning bright red*
Peter 💨: sorry I didn't mean to interrupt, I just wanted to ask dad something
Erik 🧲: *carefully places his hands over his crotch* what is it Peter?
Charles 📚: *moves close to Erik and rests his chin on his shoulder*
Peter 💨: are you leaving?
Erik 🧲: no, I'm not
Peter 💨: THANK FUCK
Erik 🧲: I'm glad too son
Peter 💨: Thank you, for not leaving Charles, Dad. He needs you.
Erik 🧲: Peter, I love him you don't need to thank me. I need him too.
Charles 📚: *blushes bright red, tries to fix his messed up hair and crumpled clothes and hide the bulge in his trousers from when he was making out with Erik*
Peter 💨: I'll leave you both to continue your makeout session
Erik 🧲: *looks at Charles*
Charles 📚: *looks at Erik*
Erik 🧲: actually, we have something we'd like to tell you
Peter 💨: what is it?
Charles 📚: *moves his hand around Erik's waist so it rested on his stomach*
Peter 💨: *looks down and gasps*
Erik 🧲: Charles and I are engaged *grind widely*
Peter 💨: 😲😲😲
Charles 📚: *grins broadly and hugs Erik tightly*
Erik 🧲: Are you ok with it Peter?
Peter 💨: Ok...of course I'm bloody ok this is the best news ever. I'm so happy for you both.
Erik 🧲: really?
Peter 💨: yes dad, we are finally a proper family
Charles 📚: thank you Peter
Peter 💨: I would hug you both however I know that you are both hard because you were making out so I'll come back later and congratulate you properly toodle pip
Erik 🧲: Peter 😳
Charles 📚: 😳😳😳
Peter 💨: go and have 'newly engaged couple sex' I'll keep everyone away from here and I won't tell anyone the news
Erik 🧲: thank you 😳
Charles 📚: thanks Peter 😳
Peter 💨: Have fun and wear protection 😏
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Chatting on 'Third Wheelers'.
Hank 🔬: Do you need bleach
Peter 😎: they were making out so it wasn't too bad
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: did you speak to your dad?
Logan 🍁: Still, do you want bleach?
Peter 😎: no I don't need bleach, they had a tough morning so I was nice and didn't make fun of them
Hank 🔬: good kid
Peter 😎: I did actually Alex, I did need bleach when I was talking to them both though
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: why...
Peter 😎: well they had been making out so they were...
Logan 🍁: Too much information 🤮🤮🤮
Hank 🔬: you poor thing, having to witness that
Peter 😎: thankfully they both tried to cover it
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I'm confused
Logan 🍁: I thought Hank was the innocent one
Hank 🔬: I am, Alex is just thick
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: rude
Peter 😎: My dad isn't leaving 🥳🥳🥳
Logan 🍁: that's great news
Hank 🔬: thank goodness
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: that's good
Peter 😎: I'm very happy
Logan 🍁: that's good kiddo
Hank 🔬: I should go speak to Charles about something
Peter 😎: NO DON'T
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: what's going on...
Hank 🔬: oh wait nevermind, that was probably a very stupid idea
Peter 😎: I said to my parents that I would stop anyone going to talk to them
Logan 🍁: why?
Peter 😎: unless you want to watch parent porn I'd stay away
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: too much information 🤮🤮🤮
Hank 🔬: parent porn...what the fuck is wrong with your brain Peter
Peter 😎: a lot of things
Logan 🍁: that's true you're fucked up
Peter 😎: says you Logan
Logan 🍁: go fuck yourself