Family group chat
Scott 👁️ and Logan 🍁 are chatting privately.
Logan 🍁: heyyy
Scott 👁️: hey handsome
Logan 🍁: stop you'll make me blush
Scott 👁️: that was the point
Logan 🍁: ...anyway, can I tell Charles and Erik?
Scott 👁️: about us?
Logan 🍁: yes
Scott 👁️: sure
Logan 🍁: thanks, Peter already knows
Scott 👁️: wait were you talking to him after you kissed me?
Logan 🍁: yeah, why?
Scott 👁️: as I was talking to him after you kissed me
Logan 🍁: ha Peter the 3rd wheel getting all the tea ☕
Scott 👁️: lmao, can I tell Alex?
Logan 🍁: of course, he's your brother
Scott 👁️: thanks
Logan 🍁: no worries gorgeous
Scott 👁️: I'm blushing 🤭
Logan 🍁: good
Scott 👁️: 🤭🤭🤭
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Dadneto 🧲 created the groupchat 'Family'
Dadneto 🧲 added Charles 📚 and Peter 💨 to the groupchat
Peter 💨: heyo
Charles 📚: hello Peter
Peter 💨 changed his name to 'BestSonEver 🤩'
Dadneto 🧲: so modest
BestSonEver 🤩: ikr, can I add Logan
Charles 📚: fine by me
Dadneto 🧲: sure
BestSonEver 🤩 added Logan 🍁 to the groupchat
Logan 🍁: hey mom, hey dad
Dadneto 🧲: ...
Charles 📚: ...
BestSonEver 🤩: hello brother
Logan 🍁: hey kid
BestSonEver 🤩 changed Charles 📚's name to 'Mom 🧪'
Mom 🧪: Why am I the mom?
Dadneto 🧲: you're the strict one
Mom 🧪: someone has to be
Dadneto 🧲: fair point
Logan 🍁: you wear fucking cardigans
Mom 🧪: language
BestSonEver 🤩: nah he's just gay
Mom 🧪: good point
BestSonEver 🤩: Charles you are very caring and always makes sure everyone is ok, you just have natural mothering instincts
Logan 🍁: suck up
BestSonEver 🤩: 😒😒😒
Dadneto 🧲: Peter's right Charles, you are the kindest, most considerate person ever who loves and respects all the kids he takes under his wing no matter what
Logan 🍁: suck up
BestSonEver 🤩: agreed
Dadneto 🧲: ...
Mom 🧪: Peter you are very sweet
BestSonEver 🤩: I know
Mom 🧪: Erik E2, E4
Dadneto 🧲: look forward to it Mein Liebling 💋
Logan 🍁: I'm confused
BestSonEver 🤩: I'm scarred
Mom 🧪: ...I didn't expect you to get that Peter
Dadneto 🧲: erm...
Logan 🍁: explain pls
Mom 🧪: please don't
BestSonEver 🤩: I don't think you want me to explain it
Dadneto 🧲: ...you don't
Logan 🍁: Peter talk privately later
BestSonEver 🤩: alright
Mom 🧪: 😶
Dadneto 🧲: 😶
Logan 🍁: I have something to tell you
Mom 🧪: what is it Logan
Logan 🍁: I'm bisexual
BestSonEver 🤩: sameee
Dadneto 🧲: same
Mom 🧪: I'm the odd one out
BestSonEver 🤩: lmao
Mom 🧪: congratulations Logan
Logan 🍁: thanks Charles
Dadneto 🧲: congrats
BestSonEver 🤩 changed the chat name to 'The Bisexuals and Charles 🏳️🌈'
Logan 🍁: accurate
Dadneto 🧲: true
Mom 🧪: haha
BestSonEver 🤩: you may be the odd one out but I love you mom
Logan 🍁: yes, we love you mom
Mom 🧪: thank you
Dadneto 🧲: I love your body
Mom 🧪: 🤭🤭🤭
BestSonEver 🤩: 🤮🤮🤮
Logan 🍁: I need to go throw up. Brb mom
Mom 🧪: Logan you are a fully grown adult
BestSonEver 🤩: Alex started the joke and it's sticking Mom
Mom 🧪: 😒😒😒
Logan 🍁: I have a boyfriend
Dadneto 🧲: congratulations
BestSonEver 🤩: wowwwww so shocking
Logan 🍁: shut up
BestSonEver 🤩: no, I helped get the 2 of u together
Logan 🍁: true
Mom 🧪: who is it, tell me everything, when did you get together?
Dadneto 🧲: let the man speak Charles
BestSonEver 🤩: No this is why Charles is the mom, he always wants the gossip
Mom 🧪: 😒
Logan 🍁: before I tell you, does a 5 year age gap bother you?
Dadneto 🧲: no, there's a 4 year age gap between me and Charles
Mom 🧪: yeah, age gaps don't bother us
Logan 🍁: thank you, Peter...does it bother you?
BestSonEver 🤩: bro I literally got you and ... together you're such an idiot
Logan 🍁: fair point
Mom 🧪: who are you dating?
Logan 🍁: Scott
BestSonEver 🤩: shocking
Dadneto 🧲: congrats
Mom 🧪: I knew it!!!
Dadneto 🧲: when did you get together?
BestSonEver 🤩: yesterday
Logan 🍁: they were talking to me...
BestSonEver 🤩: who was the person who had to deal with 2 people frantically texting them because someone kissed them?
Logan 🍁: ...
Dadneto 🧲: haha
Mom 🧪: congratulations
Dadneto 🧲: Charles 💸💸💸
Mom 🧪: 🙄🙄🙄
Logan 🍁: you had a bet???
BestSonEver 🤩: and you didn't include me 😰😰😰
Dadneto 🧲: you bet on Charles and I
Logan 🍁: true
Mom 🧪: Erik, come to my study and I'll give you $20
Dadneto 🧲: 🤑🤑🤑
Mom 🧪: 🙄🙄🙄
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ChaoticBisexual 🤪 and Logan 🍁 are chatting privately.
Logan 🍁: what does "E2, E4" mean
ChaoticBisexual 🤪: it's chess, the idea is that one piece would be moved to one position then a different piece would be moved to a different position
Logan 🍁: ???
ChaoticBisexual 🤪: it was being used to represent them having sex in different positions
Logan 🍁: 🤮🤮🤮
ChaoticBisexual 🤪: agreed, I did not want to hear my parents talking about sex
Logan 🍁: I wish I didn't ask
ChaoticBisexual 🤪: I wish I didn't have to explain it to you