Respect
Erik ❤️ and Charles 🥰 are chatting privately.
Charles 🥰: Do you want to go public or keep things private?
Erik ❤️: Let's tell people that we're together but not tell them anything about it, while they may try to gossip about us they will never have anything solid to gossip about, over time we can become less private however I think that should be when we get further into our relationship
Charles 🥰: that's a good idea
Charles 🥰: What about Peter, should we tell him things?
Erik❤️: I think we should
Charles 🥰: ok my love x
Erik ❤️: Did you want to say something on the group chat if they ask?
Charles 🥰: sounds good handsome
Erik ❤️: I love you Mein Liebling
Charles 🥰: if you keep on calling me German endearments I may just fall more and more in love with you darling
Erik ❤️: that's good to know Schatz
Charles 🥰: ❤️
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Chatting on 'X-Men'
Storm ⛈️: Professor, is it true you are dating Mr Lehnsherr?
Professor ✖️: yes, it is true, Erik and I are together
Quicksilver 💨: wowwwww so shocking 😱
Magneto 🧲: indeed
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Hank you owe me 20 bucks
Wolverine 🍁: and me
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: looks as though I'm down 40 buck too...
BeastieBoy 🐾: 🙄
Magneto 🧲: 🤨🤨🤨
Storm ⛈️: congratulations Professor, Erik
Psylocke 💜: congrats you 2
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: ha I think everyone knew that you were dating Erik, Charles
Wolverine 🍁: agreed
Jeans 👖: well this really is shocking news
Don'tTouch 🚫: no it isn't
Cyclops 👓: wow so surprising 😲
Jeans 👖: see Scott agreed with me
Cyclops 👓: babe I was being sarcastic
Nightcrawler 🌃: congratulations to the pair of you
Professor ✖️: wait Raven did you Hank, Logan and Alex have a bet?
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: yes
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: yep
Wolverine 🍁yep
BeastieBoy 🐾: it was Raven's idea
Quicksilver 💨: what did you bet on?
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: how long it would take for the two of them to get together
Magneto 🧲: I hadn't even come out to anyone, I came out to Peter the other day given that I believe it wasn't a detail that people needed to know
BeastieBoy 🐾: Did the Professor know?
Professor ✖️: I had an inkling however I never asked as I know Erik is a private man
Magneto 🧲: Thank you for respecting my privacy x
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: I hate to break it to you but it was mind numbingly obvious that you were into Charles
Wolverine 🍁: agreed
Erik 🧲: what do you mean, I was always discreet
BeastieBoy 🐾: I don't think staring at Charles' arse is discrete
Professor ✖️: language
Psylocke 💜: that's the only thing you noticed about that sentence...
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: it's not as though Charles can say anything
Cyclops 👓: yeah he'd always stare at Erik's arse
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: only Charles was less obvious
Professor ✖️: language
Jeans 👖: Scott it isn't appropriate to gossip, show your professor some respect
Storm ⛈️: oh lighten up
Professor ✖️: Jean leave the poor boy alone he was joking around
Magneto 🧲: Agreed, the poor child was just telling us things they noticed, it's not gossip if it really happened, besides it's quite interesting
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: I didn't expect that response from Erik
Magneto 🧲: I don't tend to tell people a lot about me as I don't feel the need. The same happens with our relationship, Charles and I will not be sharing things explicitly with anyone but Peter since he is our son as we would like the time to experiment with our relationship however given that it's been so long we will ultimately find it easy to adapt and begin to share things should you ask. If you were to tell us something that you saw us do when we're younger we don't mind, it's quite amusing to find out how we acted towards the other as to be honest we were quite oblivious.
Wolverine 🍁: he admitted to being oblivious, god is the world ending?
Don'tTouch 🚫: ha get told Jean
Jeans 👖: I'm your professor show me some respect
Quicksilver 💨: you're a professor huh? What are you a professor of?
Jeans 👖: I...erm...
Wolverine 🍁: time to get the popcorn out
Nightcrawler 🌃: agreed
Cyclops 👓: 🍿🍿🍿
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: bro that's your girlfriend
Cyclops 👓: I know but I love drama
Psylocke 💜: things are about to get good
Storm ⛈️: yep
BeastieBoy 🐾: Peter's gonna destroy her isn't he
Don'tTouch 🚫: yep, all that time he spent with Charles growing up was extremely helpful - his quick wit, intelligent mind and sharp tongue makes him unbeatable in an argument
Magneto 🧲: I find myself rather looking forward to this
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: you should, he's definitely your son Erik let me just say that
Professor ✖️: I can agree with my sister on that
Quicksilver 💨: because last I checked, you had to go to university for a long time - sometimes as long as 11 years - to become a professor.
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: go Peter
Jeans 👖: show some respect to me
Quicksilver 💨: Respect is earned not given Jean. Frankly the only person who is being disrespectful here is you. You are being disrespectful towards Charles - THE PROFESSOR. He did not work his socks off for years to become a professor of Genetics only to have someone who he raised out of the goodness of his heart to demand to be called by a title she did not earn.
Magneto 🧲: well said son
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: well said
Jeans 👖: I'm still a teacher, respect me you little shit
Quicksilver 💨: bad thing to do Jean, my family are very overprotective
Cyclops 👓: bad move babe, very bad move
Wolverine 🍁: THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO MY BROTHER
Professor ✖️: how dare you treat a student like that Jean - especially the boy who I see as my own son
Quicksilver 💨: awww thanks mom
Professor ✖️: 😑
Quicksilver 💨: I love you
Magneto 🧲: SAY ONE MORE BAD WORD ABOUT MY SON AND I SWEAR IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU SAY ON EARTH
Quicksilver 💨: I love you dad. Just so you know, even if Charles is a mom/dad figure to me, you'll always be my dad. He's my stepparent
Magneto 🧲: I'm glad you both get along, I love you too son
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: leave my nephew alone8
Don'tTouch 🚫: if you don't leave my brother alone, you will regret it
BeastieBoy 🐾: Leave my nephew alone
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: don't you dare lay a finger on Peter
Cyclops 👓: babe, I love you but leave Peter alone
Jeans 👖: no he's a little shit who needs to be punished
Psylocke 💜: touch him, I dare you, and suffer the consequences
Storm ⛈️: don't you dare lay a finger on him
Nightcrawler 🌃: DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON MY PETER YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH
Professor ✖️: language
Don'tTouch 🚫: Damn, who knew Kurt was able to shout
Storm ⛈️: and swear
Psylocke 💜: not me but he sure is protective over Peter
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: awww Kurt that's so sweet
Jeans 👖: you think you're special Peter, just because you have a bunch of adults standing up for you, you're just a coward who doesn't have the backbone to stand up to me so why don't you shut up and show me some respect you little shit
Quicksilver 💨: no
Jeans 👖: what do you mean no?
Quicksilver 💨: Sorry I didn't realise I was talking to a child, no is when you are not going to do something. In this case, no I am not going to shut up and respect you for being a degrading witch. You should probably know that I don't need my family to stand up to you for me. Your words have no effect on me - I've been called worse things by people who are much better than you and you have miles to travel before you even reach the status of mediocre. If you have a problem with me picking apart your argument, write it on a bit of paper then shove that bit of paper where the sin doesn't shine.
Jeans👖 left the group chat
Magneto 🧲: that's my boy
Quicksilver 💨: 🥰🥰🥰
Professor ✖️: Thank you for defending me Peter
Quicksilver 💨: You're welcome mom, I'll always defend you
Magneto 🧲: I still find it incredibly amusing that you are called mom Charles
Professor ✖️: 😑😑😑
Wolverine 🍁: holy shit Peter you were amazing
Professor ✖️: language
Psylocke 💜: damn Peter that was brilliant
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: well done Peter
Nightcrawler 🌃: Well done Peter, you were incredible. I don't know how you managed to do that without swearing or getting angry. I'm proud of you
Quicksilver 💨: thank youuu Kurt
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: you certainly have a way with words like no other Peter
Cyclops 👓: I know she's my girlfriend but she needed taking down a few pegs
Don'tTouch 🚫: well done Peter
BeastieBoy 🐾: round of applause for Peter
Quicksilver 💨: thank you everyone, you are too kind
Magneto 🧲: Pete, how about you and I go and get ice-cream?
Quicksilver 💨: fuck yeahhh!!!
WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🥸: Don't say it
Professor ✖️: ...I'll let it slide - just this once mind you
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: 😱😱😱
Psylocke 💜: shocking
Storm ⛈️: agreed
BeastieBoy 🐾: I agree with Alex
Cyclops 👓: of course you do
TheBetterSummers 💪🏻: ???