
Protection
Bobby π§ and Kitty π» are chatting privately
Bobby π§: can you believe Rogue?
Kitty π»: no it's awful, she should have taken your side
Bobby π§: exactly
Kitty π»: I'm sorry I didn't but I didn't want anyone to get suspicious
Bobby π§: you're good at keeping your cover
Kitty π»: thanks x
Bobby π§: can I come to your room, I need some comfort
Kitty π»: or course
Bobby π§: on my way
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Hank π¬ and Havok β are chatting privately
Hank π¬: It's official
Havok β: what's official?
Hank π¬: I'm going to be a third wheel
Havok β: ...tell me everythingΒ
Hank π¬: I just saw Erik coming out of Charles' office
Havok β: and...
Hank π¬: he was wearing Charles' shirt
Havok β: πππ
Hank π¬: I can't wait to tease them about him
Havok β: it's going to be amazing
Hank π¬: what's the bet it started with on of their chess matches?
Havok β: it 200% did. They played a game of chess before they moved on to...love chess
Hank π¬: ...you're a genius Alex π€£π€£π€£
Havok β: nahh you're the genius Hank
Hank π¬: thanks π₯°
Hank π¬: you're amazing as well
Havok β: I knowΒ
Hank π¬: π
Havok β: π
Hank π¬: crap Charles saw me
Havok β: what did he say
Hank π¬: I raised my eyebrow at him and he just blushedΒ
Havok β: ha
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BestSonEver π€© and Dadneto π§² are chatting privately.
Dadneto π§²: I did a thing...
BestSonEver π€©: did you wear protection?
Dadneto π§²: what?
BestSonEver π€©: what, I'm asking if you were sensible while you banged my professor
Dadneto π§²: I don't know what you're talking about π³
BestSonEver π€©: Dad, you're half wearing Charles' shirt but it's very tight on you so you can tell it's not yours π
Dadneto π§²: shit
BestSonEver π€©: language
Dadneto π§²: π
BestSonEver π€©: seriously though, are you happy dad?
Dadneto π§²: yes I'm over the moon, it's one of the best moments of my life
BestSonEver π€©: I'm happy for you dad. Charles is a great guy and I'm glad you got together.Β
Dadneto π§²: thank you for your support Peter, believe me I'm glad we did tooΒ
BestSonEver π€©: Just don't cock it up
Dadneto π§²: ...
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Charles π and Alex β are chatting privately
Alex β: hey Charles
Charles π: Hank told you didn't he
Alex β: π
Charles π: of course he did
Alex β: took you long enough
Charles π: π
Alex β: you wore protection didn't you mom? I don't need another baby sibling
Charles π: ALEX π
Alex β: see ya
Charles π: π π π
Alex β: you may want to return Erik's turtleneck π
Charles π: π³
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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'.
LazerKid π΄: I need bleachΒ
Psylocke π: second cupboard under the sink
LightningMcQueen β‘: why do you need bleach?
Blueberry π«: what happened?
LazerKid π΄: I saw Charles and Erik
KittyCat π»: what were they doing?
LazerKid π΄: Erik looked like he was wearing Charles' shirt and Charles looked like he was wearing Erik's turtleneckΒ
MrSexy π: well they did just have sex so that's not surprising
Psylocke π: WHATTT
Don'tTouch π«: Why are you surprised, we all knew it was going to happenΒ
Blueberry π«: well I'm happy for them
KittyCat π»: you are sweet Kurt
LazerKid π΄: there's more
LightningMcQueen β‘: βββ
Don'tTouch π«: spill
LazerKid π΄: well I saw Charles standing on Erik's feet so that he could kiss him without having to lean up so much
MrSexy π: ha Charles the midgetΒ
KittyCat π»: awwwww that's all cute
Blueberry π«: that's adorable
Psylocke π: awwwww
LightningMcQueen β‘: how are you taking the fact that your dad has a boyfriend Peter?
MrSexy π: I couldn't be happier
Don'tTouch π«: that's sweet of you Peter
Blueberry π«: yeah
KittyCat π»: uh huh it's adorable
LazerKid π΄: so how did you react when your dad told you?
MrSexy π: he didn't tell me...Β
Psylocke π: what did you do Peter...
MrSexy π: my dad said "I did a thing" and I asked if he used protection
Blueberry π«: Peter π
LightningMcQueen β‘: π€£π€£π€£
KittyCat π»: omg π€£
Don'tTouch π«: you're so kind Peter
MrSexy π: ikr
LazerKid π΄: how did your dad react?
MrSexy π: he tried to play it off as if nothing had happened however I pointed out that he was wearing Charles' shirt
Don'tTouch π«: lmao
Psylocke π: lmao bet he was soo embarrassed
Blueberry π«: your poor dad Peter
MrSexy π: I did then tell him that I was happy for him
KittyCat π»: awwwwww you're so sweet
LazerKid π΄: that's nice of you Peter
LightningMcQueen β‘: Peter you may be a bit of a pain in the arse at times but you're a good son
Blueberry π«: You are very sweet Peter
MrSexy π: thanks guys
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Peter π¨ and ProfessorCardigan 𧬠are chatting privately.
Peter π¨: so how'd it go?
Professor Cardigan π§¬: very well
Peter π¨: did you wear protection?
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: π³π³π³
Peter π¨: good to know
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: how many people know?
Peter π¨: well Scott, Betsy, Kitty, Rogue, storm, Kurt and probably Logan
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: who did you tell
Peter π¨: haven't spoken to Logan and I didn't bring up the conversation with my friends
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: well then how do they know?
Peter π¨: if you wanted to be discrete, don't lead my dad into your room by the hand while you're wearing his turtle neck and he's wearing your shirtΒ
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: oh...
Peter π¨: and Scott saw you kissing
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: πππ
Peter π¨: to be fair, no one was surprised
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: it was that obvious?
Peter π¨: yes, it was so obvious
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: oh
Peter π¨: π€£
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: I have just read the 40+ messages on the X-Men groupchat...
Peter π¨: oh yeah, what did you think π
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: you guys need to get a life is what I thought
Peter π¨: we have a life, it's gossiping about our favourite professor
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: ...
Peterπ¨: love you Charles π«Άπ»
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: love you too kiddo
Peter π¨: Besides, would you rather Jean walked into your study while you were playing love chess
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: ...good point
Peter π¨: hehehe
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: I suppose thanks for sparing me some embarrassment
Peter π¨: you're welcome
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: I shall probably have to have a word with Jean
Peter π¨: Definitely a good idea, she was piiiissed yesterday
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: language
Peter π¨: sorry mom
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: I hate whoever came up with that nickname all those years ago π
Peter π¨: I think it was Alex
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: of course it was
Peter π¨: besides I'm the only person who it's sort of correct for
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: ...
Peter π¨: you are a parental figure who is banging my dad hence you and Erik being mom and dad
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: I suppose you have a point...
Peter π¨: told you mom π
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: I still hate the nickname
Peter π¨: well it's sticking
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: π
Peter π¨: Are you happy?
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: about...
Peter π¨: how the situation with my dad turned out?
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: extremely happy
Peter π¨: good, I'm happy for you Charles
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: thank you Peter
Peter π¨: if you hurt my dad in any way I will have to kill you
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: I would never hurt Erik
Peter π¨: I know, I just had to do my duties
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: cough overprotective son
Peter π¨: hmmm that works as well
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: does that mean I can threaten Kurt?
Peter π¨: ...if you insist
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: good to know
Peter π¨: ... π
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: have you spoken to Erik?
Peter π¨: I have
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: how...how is he?
Peter π¨: in his words "over the moon"
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: π₯°
Peter π¨: go talk to your lover boy
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: π
Peter π¨: bye CharlesΒ
ProfessorCardigan π§¬: goodbye Peter
Peter π¨: ππ»