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Protection

Bobby 🧊 and Kitty 😻 are chatting privately

Bobby 🧊: can you believe Rogue?

Kitty 😻: no it's awful, she should have taken your side

Bobby 🧊: exactly

Kitty 😻: I'm sorry I didn't but I didn't want anyone to get suspicious

Bobby 🧊: you're good at keeping your cover

Kitty 😻: thanks x

Bobby 🧊: can I come to your room, I need some comfort

Kitty 😻: or course

Bobby 🧊: on my way

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Hank πŸ”¬ and Havok β­• are chatting privately

Hank πŸ”¬: It's official

Havok β­•: what's official?

Hank πŸ”¬: I'm going to be a third wheel

Havok β­•: ...tell me everythingΒ 

Hank πŸ”¬: I just saw Erik coming out of Charles' office

Havok β­•: and...

Hank πŸ”¬: he was wearing Charles' shirt

Havok β­•: 😏😏😏

Hank πŸ”¬: I can't wait to tease them about him

Havok β­•: it's going to be amazing

Hank πŸ”¬: what's the bet it started with on of their chess matches?

Havok β­•: it 200% did. They played a game of chess before they moved on to...love chess

Hank πŸ”¬: ...you're a genius Alex 🀣🀣🀣

Havok β­•: nahh you're the genius Hank

Hank πŸ”¬: thanks πŸ₯°

Hank πŸ”¬: you're amazing as well

Havok β­•: I knowΒ 

Hank πŸ”¬: πŸ™„

Havok β­•: 😁

Hank πŸ”¬: crap Charles saw me

Havok β­•: what did he say

Hank πŸ”¬: I raised my eyebrow at him and he just blushedΒ 

Havok β­•: ha

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BestSonEver 🀩 and Dadneto 🧲 are chatting privately.

Dadneto 🧲: I did a thing...

BestSonEver 🀩: did you wear protection?

Dadneto 🧲: what?

BestSonEver 🀩: what, I'm asking if you were sensible while you banged my professor

Dadneto 🧲: I don't know what you're talking about 😳

BestSonEver 🀩: Dad, you're half wearing Charles' shirt but it's very tight on you so you can tell it's not yours πŸ™„

Dadneto 🧲: shit

BestSonEver 🀩: language

Dadneto 🧲: πŸ˜’

BestSonEver 🀩: seriously though, are you happy dad?

Dadneto 🧲: yes I'm over the moon, it's one of the best moments of my life

BestSonEver 🀩: I'm happy for you dad. Charles is a great guy and I'm glad you got together. 

Dadneto 🧲: thank you for your support Peter, believe me I'm glad we did too 

BestSonEver 🀩: Just don't cock it up

Dadneto 🧲: ...

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Charles πŸ“š and Alex β­• are chatting privately

Alex β­•: hey Charles

Charles πŸ“š: Hank told you didn't he

Alex β­•: 😏

Charles πŸ“š: of course he did

Alex β­•: took you long enough

Charles πŸ“š: πŸ˜’

Alex β­•: you wore protection didn't you mom? I don't need another baby sibling

Charles πŸ“š: ALEX 😠

Alex β­•: see ya

Charles πŸ“š: 😠😠😠

Alex β­•: you may want to return Erik's turtleneck 😏

Charles πŸ“š: 😳

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Chatting on 'Amazing Youngsters'.

LazerKid πŸ”΄: I need bleachΒ 

Psylocke πŸ’œ: second cupboard under the sink

LightningMcQueen ⚑: why do you need bleach?

Blueberry 🫐: what happened?

LazerKid πŸ”΄: I saw Charles and Erik

KittyCat 😻: what were they doing?

LazerKid πŸ”΄: Erik looked like he was wearing Charles' shirt and Charles looked like he was wearing Erik's turtleneckΒ 

MrSexy 😎: well they did just have sex so that's not surprising

Psylocke πŸ’œ: WHATTT

Don'tTouch 🚫: Why are you surprised, we all knew it was going to happen 

Blueberry 🫐: well I'm happy for them

KittyCat 😻: you are sweet Kurt

LazerKid πŸ”΄: there's more

LightningMcQueen ⚑: β˜•β˜•β˜•

Don'tTouch 🚫: spill

LazerKid πŸ”΄: well I saw Charles standing on Erik's feet so that he could kiss him without having to lean up so much

MrSexy 😎: ha Charles the midget 

KittyCat 😻: awwwww that's all cute

Blueberry 🫐: that's adorable

Psylocke πŸ’œ: awwwww

LightningMcQueen ⚑: how are you taking the fact that your dad has a boyfriend Peter?

MrSexy 😎: I couldn't be happier

Don'tTouch 🚫: that's sweet of you Peter

Blueberry 🫐: yeah

KittyCat 😻: uh huh it's adorable

LazerKid πŸ”΄: so how did you react when your dad told you?

MrSexy 😎: he didn't tell me... 

Psylocke πŸ’œ: what did you do Peter...

MrSexy 😎: my dad said "I did a thing" and I asked if he used protection

Blueberry 🫐: Peter πŸ™„

LightningMcQueen ⚑: 🀣🀣🀣

KittyCat 😻: omg 🀣

Don'tTouch 🚫: you're so kind Peter

MrSexy 😎: ikr

LazerKid πŸ”΄: how did your dad react?

MrSexy 😎: he tried to play it off as if nothing had happened however I pointed out that he was wearing Charles' shirt

Don'tTouch 🚫: lmao

Psylocke πŸ’œ: lmao bet he was soo embarrassed

Blueberry 🫐: your poor dad Peter

MrSexy 😎: I did then tell him that I was happy for him

KittyCat 😻: awwwwww you're so sweet

LazerKid πŸ”΄: that's nice of you Peter

LightningMcQueen ⚑: Peter you may be a bit of a pain in the arse at times but you're a good son

Blueberry 🫐: You are very sweet Peter

MrSexy 😎: thanks guys

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Peter πŸ’¨ and ProfessorCardigan 🧬 are chatting privately.

Peter πŸ’¨: so how'd it go?

Professor Cardigan 🧬: very well

Peter πŸ’¨: did you wear protection?

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: 😳😳😳

Peter πŸ’¨: good to know

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: how many people know?

Peter πŸ’¨: well Scott, Betsy, Kitty, Rogue, storm, Kurt and probably Logan

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: who did you tell

Peter πŸ’¨: haven't spoken to Logan and I didn't bring up the conversation with my friends

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: well then how do they know?

Peter πŸ’¨: if you wanted to be discrete, don't lead my dad into your room by the hand while you're wearing his turtle neck and he's wearing your shirtΒ 

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: oh...

Peter πŸ’¨: and Scott saw you kissing

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘

Peter πŸ’¨: to be fair, no one was surprised

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: it was that obvious?

Peter πŸ’¨: yes, it was so obvious

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: oh

Peter πŸ’¨: 🀣

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I have just read the 40+ messages on the X-Men groupchat...

Peter πŸ’¨: oh yeah, what did you think 😏

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: you guys need to get a life is what I thought

Peter πŸ’¨: we have a life, it's gossiping about our favourite professor

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...

PeterπŸ’¨: love you Charles 🫢🏻

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: love you too kiddo

Peter πŸ’¨: Besides, would you rather Jean walked into your study while you were playing love chess

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...good point

Peter πŸ’¨: hehehe

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I suppose thanks for sparing me some embarrassment

Peter πŸ’¨: you're welcome

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I shall probably have to have a word with Jean

Peter πŸ’¨: Definitely a good idea, she was piiiissed yesterday

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: language

Peter πŸ’¨: sorry mom

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I hate whoever came up with that nickname all those years ago πŸ˜’

Peter πŸ’¨: I think it was Alex

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: of course it was

Peter πŸ’¨: besides I'm the only person who it's sort of correct for

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: ...

Peter πŸ’¨: you are a parental figure who is banging my dad hence you and Erik being mom and dad

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I suppose you have a point...

Peter πŸ’¨: told you mom 😁

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I still hate the nickname

Peter πŸ’¨: well it's sticking

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: πŸ˜’

Peter πŸ’¨: Are you happy?

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: about...

Peter πŸ’¨: how the situation with my dad turned out?

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: extremely happy

Peter πŸ’¨: good, I'm happy for you Charles

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: thank you Peter

Peter πŸ’¨: if you hurt my dad in any way I will have to kill you

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: I would never hurt Erik

Peter πŸ’¨: I know, I just had to do my duties

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: cough overprotective son

Peter πŸ’¨: hmmm that works as well

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: does that mean I can threaten Kurt?

Peter πŸ’¨: ...if you insist

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: good to know

Peter πŸ’¨: ... πŸ˜‘

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: have you spoken to Erik?

Peter πŸ’¨: I have

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: how...how is he?

Peter πŸ’¨: in his words "over the moon"

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: πŸ₯°

Peter πŸ’¨: go talk to your lover boy

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: πŸ˜’

Peter πŸ’¨: bye CharlesΒ 

ProfessorCardigan 🧬: goodbye Peter

Peter πŸ’¨: πŸ‘‹πŸ»

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