X-Men chatfic

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Mom and Dad

Professor βœ–οΈ created the groupchat 'X-Men'

Professor βœ–οΈ added Wolverine 🍁,
Magneto 🧲, BeastieBoy 🐾,Β TheBetterSummersΒ πŸ’ͺ🏻,Β  Jeans πŸ‘–,Β Β  Cyclops πŸ‘“ and Quicksilver πŸ’¨ to the groupchat.

Professor βœ–οΈ: Hello everyone, I am pleased to announce that Erik has returned from his work trip and is here to stay

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: DADDDD YOU'RE BACK!!!

Magneto 🧲: Hey kiddo

BeastieBoy 🐾: hey Erik

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: yo mom and dad are back together

Magneto 🧲: I had forgotten you called us that

Wolverine 🍁: when you say back together...

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: not like that brother

Wolverine🍁: ...yet

BeastieBoy 🐾: are you gonna add the others?

Professor βœ–οΈ: who?

BeastieBoy 🐾: Storm, Psylocke,  Nightcrawler, Rogue and Raven

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: wait who's Rogue?

Wolverine 🍁: You teach her

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: erm...

Wolverine 🍁: the girl I rescued, the one who can't touch anyone

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: ohhh her

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: I like rogue, I need to get her number

Wolverine 🍁: has someone got a crush 😏

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: eww no I see her as a sister

Wolverine 🍁: ok that's good, otherwise I'd have to threaten you

Professor βœ–οΈ: I'll add them now

BeastieBoy 🐾: sounds good

Professor βœ–οΈ addedΒ Don'tTouch 🚫,
Storm β›ˆοΈ Psylocke πŸ’œ, Nightcrawler πŸŒƒ and WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🀩 to the groupchat

Nightcrawler πŸŒƒ: hello everyone

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: HI KURT

Professor βœ–οΈ: Hello everyone, welcome to the X-Men groupchat

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🀩: Hello you old fart

Magneto 🧲: I see you haven't changed Raven

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🀩: fucking hell when'd you get here?

Professor βœ–οΈ: Language Raven

Magneto 🧲: I arrived this morning

BeastieBoy 🐾: hello

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🀩: hey Hank

Psylocke πŸ’œ: ello ello ello

Storm β›ˆοΈ: you're an idiot B

Psylocke πŸ’œ: I'm offended

Don'tTouch 🚫: hello everyone

Wolverine 🍁: hey kiddo

Don'tTouch 🚫: Logan!

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: hey sis

Don'tTouch 🚫: hey Peter

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: Damn mom you and dad have been busy

Professor βœ–οΈ: ...

Magneto 🧲: ...

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: 😏😏😏

Magneto 🧲: really Peter?

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: yep

Wolverine 🍁: so Charles, what have you and Erik been busy doing 😏😏😏

Professor βœ–οΈ: nothing like what you are all thinking

Psylocke πŸ’œ: really 🀨

Magneto 🧲: yes

Nightcrawler πŸŒƒ: Has anyone seen Scott?

Storm β›ˆοΈ: he was with Jean...

Don'tTouch 🚫: definitely don't want to know what they are doing

Cyclops πŸ‘“: hello everyone

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: ha look who decided to show up

Jeans πŸ‘–: hello

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🀩: hello

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: nice hickey little bro

Cyclops πŸ‘“: 😳😳😳

Psylocke πŸ’œ: Keep it PG guys

Magneto 🧲: it appears I have a lot of catching up to do

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: I'll help you

Professor βœ–οΈ: as will I

Nightcrawler πŸŒƒ: awwwww father/son bonding time how cute

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: ikr πŸ₯°

Wolverine 🍁: then whatever the fuck you want to call the Erik and Charles... bonding time

Don'tTouch 🚫: lol

Professor βœ–οΈ: Language Logan

BeastieBoy 🐾: I think a lot of us are thinking the same thing 😏

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: they do say great minds think alike Hank

BeastieBoy 🐾: very true

Magneto 🧲: ...

Storm β›ˆοΈ: πŸ‘οΈπŸ‘„πŸ‘οΈ

WhoDoYouThinkIAm 🀩: yep we are 😏

Professor βœ–οΈ: enough idle chit chat everyone needs to get to class

Jeans πŸ‘–: alright Professor

Professor βœ–οΈ: Erik can I see you in my study please?

Magneto 🧲: of course

Wolverine 🍁: 😏😏😏

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: 😏😏😏

BeastieBoy 🐾: 😏😏😏

TheBetterSummers πŸ’ͺ🏻: 😏😏😏

Nightcrawler πŸŒƒ: πŸ‘€

Psylocke πŸ’œ: πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Storm β›ˆοΈ: πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Jeans πŸ‘–: leave them alone, you guys are horrible

Don'tTouch 🚫: πŸ‘€

WhoDoYouThinkIAm πŸ₯Έ: πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

Cyclops πŸ‘“: πŸ‘€

Jeans πŸ‘–: Scott I expected better from you

Magneto 🧲: Really Peter?

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: welcome back dad 😁

Magneto 🧲: little shit

Quicksilver πŸ’¨: you love me though 😌

Professor βœ–οΈ: off to class now

Psylocke πŸ’œ: Professor Erik said a naughty word

Professor βœ–οΈ: Language Erik

Magneto 🧲: πŸ™„

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