Meet JB

The void

There it goes, The Massive. A terrible alien ship armed to the teeth that is about to cause massive destruction on an innocent Earth. We're not focusing on that today, instead we're going to look far away elsewhere in the void and see a bed. This bed was messy, filled with clutter made up of memorabilia from various fandoms and it was occupied.

A young man of hispanic descent sat up and yawn, waking up from his nap. This was JB, one of the monks and its sleepiest member. "The other writers were making their avatars, might as well join the trend."

He got up and waved his hands over himself, His PJs were replaced with a fancy nice blue dress suit. "I always liked to look nice."

Reaching into his pocket and pulled out-"Can you be quiet for a bit? I'm trying to read!"

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"Thank you. Well since I'm up I might as well work on this list. Come along if you like, it's good to have someone to talk to. First things first, Get Petey's gift."

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"Oh right, they still cant see me. Um, you can come back now!"

-With another wave of his hands, JB opened a multidimensional portal and stepped inside.

Earth-1933

"Here we are the Apex Cybernetic's super secret underground facility." JB otherwise know as the Panda stood near the foot of the massive Godzilla robot. he put a device meant to scan the MG to figure out what made it tick and how to make your own.

He took notice of the blue energy flowing through the cable and into the mech. "I'm a bit late, but I still got time." He activated the device. "Much like the Bilusaludo, Apex has no idea what they're doing." The lights on the Mecha started to switch back and fourth between red and blue. "And so it begins."

By the time the newly independent MechaGodzilla rased its arm, JB was already leaving, he got what he needed. "Say hi to Bill Randa for me Walter." Remarked JB as he stepped through the portal just as all hell broke loose.

The void

JB worked with exitement on his gift for someone who deserved it. "Petey did such a good job with the last MechaGodzilla I gave him." After he was done wrapping the present with a cute little bow, he reached under the bed's covers and got a tube labeled 'insurance' filled with nanometal. "Not only does this actually turn on but in many ways he made it better. Believe or not he even found a way to make it safe to touch."

JB opened a smaller portal to Petey's mailbox. "Even though I had to erase his memory of rebuilding the anime MG, I felt bad for not paying him." He put the present in the mailbox and closed the portal. "I gave him a USB drive with a the blueprints and schematics of this particular MechaGodzilla. I'll let him keep it this time, think he's earned it."

"Next," he pulled out the list again, "see if we can enter Earth-616. Yes, that's the earth of the original Marvel comics. No matter what K.E.V.I.N. tries to say, the MCU is Earth-19999. Now obviously it's not THE canon Earth-616, that's part of the larger Omniverse but the one in this multiverse is virtuality identical in every way to the 616 we know and love. From the highs such as the original Secret Wars and Days of Future Past to the lows like One More Day and Secret Invasion. Ehh, not every Earth is perfect."

JB waved his hands but nothing happened, he can feel its presence, it's history but he himself can't visit it. He tried again and again but still nothing. "Yep, someone really doesn't want us there. The same thing happed when I tried to go to 1610 or is it 6160 now?"

Marvel should have just let the Ultimate imprint stay dead. "Agreed, [JB: Hey JB of the future here. I just wanna say I take back my agreement of the Ultimate imprint staying dead. The new Ultimates and Ultimate Spider-Man are absolutely fantastic. Hm, I wonder how close our multiverse’s 6160 is to the comics? Has The Maker even manipulated its history yet? Oh sorry I’m rambling, back to you past me.] anyway I have no idea what's keeping us out. Between you and me I think a certain evil corporation that is still depressingly less evil than the current governor of Florida doesn't want us messing with their precious cannon."

JB didn't let that bother him however. "Knowing the Pighead, she'll find a way." He chuckled to himself. "Oh, and, um, if you're wondering I … I can't find Earth-Prime0. That's the Earth of the original DC comics, the one in this multiverse at least. All the trails led to dead ends and I'm … scared." JB hugged himself for comfort. "I'm sure it's still around, because all the DC related Earths are not destroyed but still."

JB opened another portal, leading to a diffrent Earth. "I … I just want to know that it's still there, even if I can't visit it." He shuttered. "A multiverse without Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman and the rest of the Justice Leuge is a multiverse much more hopless."

With one last look behind him, JB left the void. Oh JB, if only you knew.

Earth-5819

Under the ruins of Dunston

Before JB closed the portal, he took one last look at the Massive, about to enter Earth-1898. "I'll finish your tale, one day. It only has two more chapters left." [JB: Don’t worry past me, we did. More or less.]

He took a good look around the fallout shelter he made himself at home in. "Ya know, sometimes I feel bad for slowly draining what was left of Harry's sanity when I first found this place."

He picked up a skull with a bullet hole on the side. "Then I remember it was people like him that were responsible for the creation of Earth -2011 then I stop feeling guilty." JB said with a sinister grin.

He threw the skull over his shoulder, he had better things to do. "Right, check the prison, then finish the story. Yep, finish the story … after I take a nap, and read Jeff Smith's Bone, and watch Moon Girl or Adventure Time, and check on the Energon Universe, and listen to the latest Behind the Bastards, and find out if-" as you can see JB isn't the best at this staying focused thing.

He came to the very back of the shelter, kneeling down to a box. He reached into it. "Micheal fears Randall Flagg and while I never read a single Stephen King book so I can't comment on Flagg's ferocity, I think the biggest treat to us are the people I keep in here."

He pulled a literal small cartoon prison, it had a Roger Rabbit effect. "When I first became aware of the Multiverse and my role in it, I knew it was only a matter of time before THEY followed suit. So I tracked all of them down and put them in here."

He looked inside, the prisoners inside looked back. "Cartoon characters from the golden age of animation and those that emulate them. The trickers and manipulators who regularly alter their reality and destroy the fourth wall and even mess with their own creators. I couldn't let them run free, their toon force might be the only thing that could give us a fight."

"He got out Doc!" - Bugs Bunny

"We told you so, buster." - Droopy

"JB's going to play with us! JB's going to play with us!" - The Warner Brothers and their sister

"Can I leave now? I have no idea whats going on." - Mickey Mouse, the one thats actually cool.

"But one of them escaped." JB looked to the distance, blankly.

Unknown Earth

Deep space.

He's not a forgiving type and when he finds me again

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

I don't think I can trap him this time. He's gonna find me and free his new friends and that’s when the real pain stars and we'll need much more than DIP.

*KNOCK**KNOCK**KNOCK* *POP*

"Guess who!" from a hole in reality the head of a cartoon woodpecker with red plumage popped out, before pulling the rest of his body through. This had been a fun chase, but such fun needs to be shared and shared soon.

"Ho Ho Ho HA HA Ho Ho Ho HA HA Ho Ho Ho HA HA , hehehehe!"