- Logan, please! Imagine how great it will be! The great X-Men, back in the fight against evil! Please, I know you want it!
- Hell no, Wade. That action with the void was supposed to be the last. After all this, I was supposed to start a quiet life. Not any more fighting.
- Logan, my love, my sweetie...
- I told you not to call me that.
- Logan, please!
Logan sighed. Wade had been pushing for a long time to find members of the X-Men in different universes and renew the team in this universe. But of course he didn't want that. He had a home, friends, a daughter. He didn't want to risk all that.
But Deadpool obviously had a different opinion.
- Even if it worked. - Logan began. - How would you even want to do it?
- Good thing you asked, honey. - Wade walked up to him and sat on his lap, but a second later he landed on the floor. - ...Ouch. So we'd borrow TVA's funny little tablet, and like I found you, we'd look around the different X-Men universes for ones that could use a fresh start.
- You mean we'll just kidnap people from different universes?
- Not just any people... Scott, Jean, Storm... The whole shitty bunch. Who knows, maybe one of them is a stripper. I'd give blind Al's entire savings to see Summers shake his ass on stage in skimpy underwear.
Logan sighed.
- We can try. But I make no promises. But when the shit starts going down, we'll tell them to go back where they came from.