Chapter 9
Clint added you to: S
Clint:
Explanation:
Lori sees herself end up with
someone whose name starts with S
Clint left the group
Me:
Is he setting me up?
Stick:
It appears so
But I already have someone
so I'm going to leave
Stick left the group
Me:
Cool
Anyone else who's taken?
Princess:
I'm a minor
Me:
A crime for me thus
Princess:
I can still help set you up
Steve:
Yeah
I'm not looking for someone
Steve left the group
Stone:
I'm taken too!
I'm sorry
I'm sure you are a wonderful person
Me:
No problem Stone
Snake:
It appears I'm the only one left
Me:
It appears so
Princess:
Oh I want to introduce you guys
Don't worry I won't expose your identity
Snake:
Good
And I'm worried
Me:
Me too
Princess:
Don't be
Lori meet Snake
He's a guy who loves to piss off Bloke
Snake:
True
Princess:
Don't interrupt
He and Steve are almost best friends
That title is still for Bloke
But Snake cares for us all
He loves to joke around
Is super into equality
Am I missing something?
Stone:
Oh the first time I met him
I beat his ass
Snake:
You said we would forget about it
Stone:
Right sorry
It's just awesome because
you're such a big guy
Me:
Uh...
Okay
Can I introduce myself?
Snake:
Go ahead
Me:
Well
I'm a photographer since my teens
Have my own studio since five years
No friends
Only leave my house when I have a shoot
Try to reconnect with my sister
Love to represent equality in pictures
That's my most important goal
Stone:
You sound like a wonderful person
Princess:
Perfect match
Snake:
We never met
But you sound like a nice person
How come you don't have friends?
Me:
Always had the toxic ones
growing up
Just gave up when I was
done with high school
Stone:
And now you can be
friends with us!
Me:
Strangers on the internet?
Alright
I'm down
I do have work to do
Snake:
Have a go day Lori!
Me:
You too!
Three hours later
Pancake
Pancake:
Ms Mader is your sister Amara Mader?
Me:
She is
Why?
Pancake:
I just saw her running down the stairs
Crying
Should I talk to her?
Me:
Oh God
Pancake please check if she's okay
I have a job in fifteen minutes
Clients are late
But I can call her in an hour
Pancake:
Will do miss