Chapter 1
Me:
So, just in case you needed another reminder,
the shooting will start at 2pm at Central Park.
Unknown
Shooting?
Me:
Yes, the shooting you wanted today.
I'll have everything ready at 2
and will meet you and your
boyfriend there.
Unknown:
A shooting? Why would I want a
shooting in Central Park?
Me:
Uh, for your anniversary?
I was hired to get your photos taken.
Unknown:
I think you have the wrong person
Me:
Then, who do I have?
Unknown:
Not someone who ordered a shooting
Not someone with a boyfriend
Me:
Oh, sorry, my mistake
I must've read the number wrong
Unknown:
That's alright
You might want to find the right number
Me:
Yeah, I'll do that
Sorry for scaring you
I know how weird it can be if
someone starts to talk
about a shooting
Unknown:
Yeah, I thought you were killing
people in Central Park today
Me:
Oh, God no!
I'm a photographer
I take pictures for a living
Unknown:
That's awesome
Do you have a website I can check out?
Me:
I do
Just search for Lori Mader Photographs
Unknown:
I will do that
If I need a photo taken I'll tell you
Me:
That would be awesome
I'm gonna find the right number
Have a nice day
Unknown:
You too
10 minutes later
Me:
Yeah ok I don't have the right number
Unknown:
Why are you telling me this?
Me:
I have no idea
Maybe because I have no life
Unknown:
Hard to imagine but alright
Me:
No I really have no life
I only photograph people
Unknown:
No friends to talk to?
No school or other work?
Me:
Nope
Unknown:
That's sad
Me:
What?
You don't have other things to do?
Unknown:
I don't have to tell you
I don't know you
Me:
I really don't know why I
clicked on this chat
Unknown:
Because your life sucks
and I gave you a small laugh
Me:
Pretty good guess
But yeah
Unknown:
If it makes you feel better
this conversation is the most
action I've had in a month
Me:
Whoa
Your life sucks too then
Unknown:
Pretty much
But I save people with it
Me:
Cool
You're a firefighter or something?
Unknown:
Or something
Me:
Nice
I need to go though
The shooting will start in two hours
I need to make sure I have everything
Unknown:
Nice meeting you Lori
Me:
You too Unknown