What is going on?
Late one night in the guild, during a three day long party of celebrating Cana going cold turkey for an entire week, Lucy was sitting calmly with her friends, a shot of tequila in one hand and her head in the other. All the guilds women sat around her and Natsu, Gray and Gajeel were fighting behind them drunkenly. Guildarts was unconscious behind Cana's chair and Jet and Droy were sitting behind Levy and crying rivers as Levy herself gazed dreamily at Gajeel. Mira was sitting in Laxus' lap and they were kissing as Charla, beside them, covered the young and innocent Wendy's eyes.
Suddenly, the relative peace was shattered as Lucy struggled against the restraining arms of the women who had been sitting around her. Lucy had suddenly slammed her hand down and attempted to climb up onto the table, but as intoxicated as she was, the women around her decided that wasn't a good idea.
"Stop it!" Lucy growled.
"Bu-" Laki begins, but when Lucy snaps her head in her direction and glares at her so intensely that Laki gasps and whimpers, sitting back down with her head bowed. Lucy turns her glare on the other women, getting the same reaction out of all of them exempting Erza, who simply put her hands up in surrender and allowed Lucy to do as she pleased.
Lucy smirked and climbed up on the table before shouting out at the guild.
"Ne, minna, fight me!" She exclaimed, causing all awake eyes to turn to her, and those asleep to be shaken awake by others.
"All those hungover or under the age of fifteen, get out. You won't be any fun to defeat or... never mind!" Lucy giggles."Natsu, You fight me first!"
"What?! I'll hurt yo-"
Suddenly, Lucy begins laughing madly. She slowly calms as the guild stares at her, aghast.
"Fight me. You may have been able to defeat Lucy" She sneers out the name, then smirks. "But you can't beat me." She glares at him, her eyes glinting in blood thirst and madness.
"I'll tell you now, i'm going to fight you whether you want to or not. Make up your mind."
Lucy walks forward and trails a finger up his chin in a very provocative manner.
"Fine then.I will fight you, Lucy."
Lucy narrows her eyes and the blood thirst suddenly increases exponentially.
"Let's get one thing straight. I. Am. Not. LUCY!!!!"
She miles sweetly and kisses his cheek, her blood thirst momentarily gone. Suddenly, Lucy-not Lucy- is gone.